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I remember I was about 6-7. We were moving and my mother asked her best friend to come over and help us pack and she brought her 16 year old son over to help out. I really didn't know her son too well but we kind of got along.

That night they slept over and my mom's friend son slept in my room on the floor. In the morning I woke up and saw him shaking the sheets frantically. I asked him, if he was all right and he simply replied "he was jerking off" (very casually). I had no idea what hell that was so i asked him what it meant. He then explained it to me what it was and that is when I learned.

Fast forward a few weeks later after we moved, I was over another friends house and his mom had playboy magazines in the bathroom. I went through one of the magazines and ripped a page out and took it home. I still remember clear as day how that bathroom smelled with the playboys, it smelt like pissy, fishy, pussy so I always associated that smell to playboy magazines even today lol.

Anyway later on that night, upstairs in my bedroom before bed, I decided to give this thing called jerking off a try for my very first time to my stolen playboy page.

Once I got everything ready, I commenced to the jerking..... and my mom walked in on me! She yelled at me and asked me what I was doing and I casually replied "I was Jerking Off". Well anyway she told me not to do it ever again and sent her boyfriend at the time in to give me a whipping with the belt. Later on, my mom's boyfriend explained the birds and bees to me and explained about how if I do it long enough I will get a good feeling and white stuff will come out.

So now of course I was so excited learning about the good feeling and white stuff coming out. So next private time I had, I tried it for a long time and never got a good feeling or "white stuff". I thought i might of been damaged so asked my mom about it and she said I wasn't old enough yet. I think it wasnt until years later I got the good feeling and then years after that I got the good feeling with the "white stuff"

So there it is, the story of my first jerk.
 
Back when I was a kid I was a maniac. I am not kiding and this is not a joke, but I humped on everything I could hump on. It all started when I was at around 5 years old. I did that ALL the time I could, even when there were people in the same room (cause back then I was told that it was WRONG and I should NOT do it). It became a serious problem at only 5 years old of age and they took me to a doctor. I was given medication pills to slow down my sex drive so I could stop this. It was not only the pills that stopped this, but it was my own will as well, cause they were all telling me that this is something VERY WRONG and I MUST NOT do this. I slowed it all down, but I still did it from time to time. As I was growing up- everyone was talking about sperm. I produced no sperm while I orgasmed, but I knew what it was cause in my country kids know all from an early age (my classmates were talking a lot LMAO). So once I remember as if it was yesterday- I went to the bathroom and started humping the carpet (such my style back then LMAO), when I orgasmed I felt something different (by that time I have had A LOT of orgasms, but never felt that), I stood up and saw something white on the carpet and a little bit on my dick. I was SOOOOOOOOOOO surprised and I could not stop repeating "OMG, SPERM, this is SPERM.... SPERM". I was really young back then and VERY UNINFORMED, cause I thought the carpet would get pregnant and some mutants would grow (AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!). But yea- this is the story of my 1st cum LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
 
LIGHTNING;592150 said:
I remember I was about 6-7. We were moving and my mother asked her best friend to come over and help us pack and she brought her 16 year old son over to help out. I really didn't know her son too well but we kind of got along.

That night they slept over and my mom's friend son slept in my room on the floor. In the morning I woke up and saw him under the sheets shaking the sheets frantically. I asked him, if he was all right and he simply replied "he was jerking off" (very casually). I had no idea what hell that was so i asked him what it meant. He then explained it to me what it was and that is when I learned.

Fast forward a few weeks later after we moved, I was over another friends house and his mom had playboy magazines in the bathroom. I went through one of the magazines and ripped a page out and took it home. I still remember clear as day how that bathroom smelled with the playboys, it smelt like pissy fishy pussy so I alway associated that smell to playboy magazines lol.

Anyway later on that night, upstairs in my bedroom before bed, I decided to give this thing called jerking off a try for my very first time to my stolen playboy page.

Once I got everything ready I commenced to jerking and my mom walked in on me! She yelled at me and asked me what I was doing and I casually replied "I was Jerking Off". Well anyway she told me not to do it ever again and sent her boyfriend at the time in to give me the belt. Later on, my mom's boyfriend explained the birds and bees to me and explained about how if I do it long enough I will get a good feeling and white stuff will come out.

So now of course I was so excited learning about the good feeling and white stuff coming out. So next private time I had I tried it for a long time and never got a good feeling or "white stuff". I thought i might of been damaged so asked my mom about it and she saod i was old enough yet. I think it wasnt until years later I got the good feeling and then years after that I got the good feeling with the "white stuff"

So there it is, the story of my first jerk.
I learned about it through one of my friends. He mentioned something about jacking off and I asked him what he meant. after explaining it to me, I went home and tried it but no white stuff came out, though it did feel good. I was 8-9 years old then. It wasn't until I was 10 that I noticed the white stuff cuming out. Lol.
 
LIGHTNING;592150 said:
I remember I was about 6-7. We were moving and my mother asked her best friend to come over and help us pack and she brought her 16 year old son over to help out. I really didn't know her son too well but we kind of got along.

That night they slept over and my mom's friend son slept in my room on the floor. In the morning I woke up and saw him under the sheets shaking the sheets frantically. I asked him, if he was all right and he simply replied "he was jerking off" (very casually). I had no idea what hell that was so i asked him what it meant. He then explained it to me what it was and that is when I learned.

Fast forward a few weeks later after we moved, I was over another friends house and his mom had playboy magazines in the bathroom. I went through one of the magazines and ripped a page out and took it home. I still remember clear as day how that bathroom smelled with the playboys, it smelt like pissy fishy pussy so I alway associated that smell to playboy magazines lol.

Anyway later on that night, upstairs in my bedroom before bed, I decided to give this thing called jerking off a try for my very first time to my stolen playboy page.

Once I got everything ready I commenced to jerking and my mom walked in on me! She yelled at me and asked me what I was doing and I casually replied "I was Jerking Off". Well anyway she told me not to do it ever again and sent her boyfriend at the time in to give me the belt. Later on, my mom's boyfriend explained the birds and bees to me and explained about how if I do it long enough I will get a good feeling and white stuff will come out.

So now of course I was so excited learning about the good feeling and white stuff coming out. So next private time I had I tried it for a long time and never got a good feeling or "white stuff". I thought i might of been damaged so asked my mom about it and she saod i was old enough yet. I think it wasnt until years later I got the good feeling and then years after that I got the good feeling with the "white stuff"

So there it is, the story of my first jerk.
Now that was a good story. Lol. Now the first time I jerked off; I was probably 8. I was watching ���� which I first thought it was funny. But one time I seen a scene/skit where this tall big dick grown man was banging some short high school chick. He was pounding so hard and the expression on her face gave me a Woody. Lol. Afterwards she (in pain) sucked him and jerked him for the Cum Shot. Nuff said. I went to the toilet and jerked off while visualising that I was this dude that was pounding on that H.S chick. No white stuff came out/ No real tissue needed. But now; i run through tissue like mutha fucka. Lol.
 
Some creepy guy was doing it in a movie theatre and it freaked my friends and I out. One day I had a piano lesson and my penis teacher was an extra thick blonde, very sexy and during the whole class I felt, for the first time, horniness and the need to do something about it. After the lesson I went home and went to the bathroom and just started to rub on it until I felt this "springing" feeling all through my body and cum came out. I was not sure what happened but I know I immediately worried that I might run out of the white stuff that came out of me:) So innocent.
 
doublelongdaddy said:
One day I had a piano lesson and my penis teacher was an extra thick blonde, very sexy and during the whole class I felt, for the first time, horniness and the need to do something about it.

"Penis teacher"? Nice. What age were you?
 
Zambrodom3;592210 said:
I was really young back then and VERY UNINFORMED, cause I thought the carpet would get pregnant and some mutants would grow (AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!). But yea- this is the story of my 1st cum LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

That reminds of how I tried to talk into the TV to Kelly Kapowski from saved by the bell. I though if i could hear them maybe they could hear me. I was 3ish lol
 
I remember the first time I ever had an orgasm. I lived in WA so I was in first or second grade. We had a thick banister that you could slide down next to the stairs. A few friends were over (boys and girls). I was on it face down kind of straddling it. 2 of the girls were trying to pull me down and I was tryiong to stay on and climb higher which cause me to be kind of humping it. I remember a really good feeling happening down there, lol. I then humped that thing who knows how many times lol.

Have to try to remember first masturbation.
 
Zambrodom3;592506 said:
Looks like you've been in the PE business for quite some time then LMAO!

Yes, 11 years strong in business, 12 years in PE.
 
I was around 10 or so when I started masturbating. No happy ending for me until two years later when I got my first handjob. It didn't last long and didn't ejaculate. Me and my girlfriend were nervous and hell. It was so weird at the time to have someone else touch me like that. Later that night at home in bed I did the same thing to myself. I remember an intense feeling starting to come and thought to myself that I better grab something to catch what is going to come out. Only reason I knew is that a friend was telling me about what he had discovered earlier that year.

Sometimes I look back and regret messing around with girls at such a young age and ended up losing my virginity a few weeks before my 14th birthday. But hey the past is the past.
 
Happywithbm;596205 said:
Sometimes I look back and regret messing around with girls at such a young age and ended up losing my virginity a few weeks before my 14th birthday. But hey the past is the past.

Why do you regret that?
 
Happywithbm;596205 said:
I was around 10 or so when I started masturbating. No happy ending for me until two years later when I got my first handjob. It didn't last long and didn't ejaculate. Me and my girlfriend were nervous and hell. It was so weird at the time to have someone else touch me like that. Later that night at home in bed I did the same thing to myself. I remember an intense feeling starting to come and thought to myself that I better grab something to catch what is going to come out. Only reason I knew is that a friend was telling me about what he had discovered earlier that year.

Sometimes I look back and regret messing around with girls at such a young age and ended up losing my virginity a few weeks before my 14th birthday. But hey the past is the past.

I remember the first time I had sex and I could not get off. I was drilling her for a good 30 minutes until she asked, when are you going to get off? And at that point I lost my erection. I always thought that lasting a long time was good but she made it seem like it was not. I guess because we were young or maybe she did not like the sex, not sure.
 
I want to say I learned at a young age around like 10 or so but I can't remember for sure. From the time I read about it and could produce semen what ever age that was I was always masturbating. But when I had a girlfriend I was having sex almost on a daily basis. I know one calendar year I had sex 308 times.
 
I was 11 and I moved from my hood to a middle class area and was exposed to the Internet for the first time. Needless to say I went straight for ����. I noticed the guys would pull on their dicks at the end before the finished so I tried it to, and we'll.... It worked lol
 
It was around 10. At first it felt good but nothing came out. Then after a while I was able to ejaculate and clean up became an issue! lol
 
dmoney101;596362 said:
I was 11 and I moved from my hood to a middle class area and was exposed to the Internet for the first time. Needless to say I went straight for ����. I noticed the guys would pull on their dicks at the end before the finished so I tried it to, and we'll.... It worked lol

What a weird feeling it is when it works! I remember feeling like a spring was being sprung through my entire body, very scary the fist time but then it became an addiction:)
 
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What a weird feeling it is when it works! I remember feeling like a spring was being sprung through my entire body, very scary the fist time but then it became an addiction:)
Hell yeah, it became a big addiction for me.

I was 9 and the neighbor was 11. I lived on a farm and we had built a fort in the woods where we played each day. He showed me what his brother had showed him how to do but he couldn't get white stuff like his brother...until he was showing me. Suddenly white stuff shot out on me and on the ground.

I tried and tried but didn't get the white stuff like he did every day until a couple of months later. Then I started too. It was an everyday thing for us; at the fort or in his dad's shop. I been jacking off ever since. Even though I'm married, I still enjoy stroking it from time to time, especially in the morning when the wife doesn't want to be bothered.
 
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