Tricks with new penis length? :)

DLD · Oct 20, 2016

rocky1243;710778 said:
Spill the beans, what car so you drive? Better not be a Volks.

My 3 Beasts

habban · Oct 20, 2016

doublelongdaddy;710800 said:
My 3 Beasts

Big car = Small penis

kyomoto · Oct 20, 2016

habban;710818 said:
Big car = Small penis

I never understood those people with big trucks or cars. Like what's the point. Why do you want to be so high up? People look funny driving them.

habban · Oct 20, 2016

kyomoto;710877 said:
I never understood those people with big trucks or cars. Like what's the point. Why do you want to be so high up? People look funny driving them.

Because you have a faulse perspective. You want to look at everyone from above because you feel that you are "above" everyone mentally or something similar. You want to have the same perspective physically as you have mentally

No i don't know actually x)
Matter of taste?

Big Schwanz Acht · Oct 20, 2016

maybe because Range Rovers are bad@ss?

BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER · Oct 20, 2016

kyomoto;710877 said:
I never understood those people with big trucks or cars. Like what's the point. Why do you want to be so high up? People look funny driving them.

Maybe they are a construction worker, maybe they like off roading, maybe the roads in their town are shit, maybe daddy bought a truck for his little girl so when she has an accident she is more protected but kills everybody else or maybe he just has a small penis.

Matter of fact DLD you might wanna try to single out people with F150s and target them to market MOS.

And I second BSA, Range Rovers are badass.

Big Schwanz Acht · Oct 20, 2016

there's gotta be an app that can alert DLD whenever a 6" lift-kit is purchased, (or an assault rifle, for that matter)

BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER · Oct 20, 2016

doublelongdaddy;710800 said:
My 3 Beasts

Those are sweet rides bro, I love the old boxy design. The new ones are cool too but the have more rounded edges you know?

kyomoto · Oct 20, 2016

rocky1243;710911 said:
Maybe they are a construction worker, maybe they like off roading, maybe the roads in their town are shit, maybe daddy bought a truck for his little girl so when she has an accident she is more protected but kills everybody else or maybe he just has a small penis.

Matter of fact DLD you might wanna try to single out people with F150s and target them to market MOS.

And I second BSA, Range Rovers are badass.

Construction don't require more height than the default of the truck they purchase. I'm talking about this look:

^^^^^^ this is way too much

This is normal:

BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER · Oct 20, 2016

kyomoto;710925 said:
Construction don't require more height than the default of the truck they purchase. I'm talking about this look:

^^^^^^ this is way too much

This is normal:

Gotcha well that limits the options to he likes offroading or he has a small penis.

DLD · Oct 21, 2016

If this means I have a small penis I guess my next vehicle should be a Caterpillar Tractor?

DLD · Oct 21, 2016

rocky1243;710923 said:
Those are sweet rides bro, I love the old boxy design. The new ones are cool too but the have more rounded edges you know?

Yup, I only fuck with LandRover 1995 and older.

kyomoto · Oct 21, 2016

doublelongdaddy;710982 said:
If this means I have a small penis I guess my next vehicle should be a Caterpillar Tractor?

Your cars are not uplifted exaggeratedly though

BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER · Oct 21, 2016

kyomoto;711026 said:
Your cars are not uplifted exaggeratedly though

The higher its lifted the smaller the penis. I guess that would put DLD at right about 5.75" nbpel. Not bad.

kyomoto · Oct 21, 2016

rocky1243;711059 said:
The higher its lifted the smaller the penis. I guess that would put DLD at right about 5.75" nbpel. Not bad.

You heard it here first folks. Rocky claims DLD is actually 5.75nbpel

BIGDADDYBOOTYBREAKER · Oct 21, 2016

kyomoto;711083 said:
You heard it here first folks. Rocky claims DLD is actually 5.75nbpel

Hahahahaha according to your philosophy of tall cars = small dicks. And average lifted car would equal and average penis no?

kyomoto · Oct 21, 2016

rocky1243;711102 said:
Hahahahaha according to your philosophy of tall cars = small dicks. And average lifted car would equal and average penis no?

Who said it was my philosophy? When did i claim this to be my philosophy

? Talking to the wrong person lol

habban · Oct 22, 2016

It was me that said "Big cars = small penis"
I was joking

It's a stereotypical thing to say that, i was ironical since DLD has the biggest dick so it doesn't make sense.

IAmSpartacus71 · Oct 22, 2016

Thank you Asanon! Now I gain penis length AND also know how to use it when I'll have sex (once in a life time ha ha

).
seriously, you have no idea how much I appreciate it.

DLD · Oct 24, 2016

kyomoto;711026 said:
Your cars are not uplifted exaggeratedly though

I lift and space my trucks to the exact specification that LandRover allows. In the green Defender it has a 2" Old Emu/ARB lift with 30mm spacers. On my white one I have a 2" Terrafirma lift with no spacing. Both trucks are on 285/75/16's

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