I used it last night. It provides a great stretch. Sorry DLD i dunno what your fuss is about. The bits that come off are meant to. I thought i had broke it at one point and then realised its like that so you can quickly take it apart for safety reasons or if your wrapping is coming off and you need to quickly adjust it. My schlong aint as big as yours, maybe its just your size, i dunno.
Did you even try it, or just looked at all the removable parts and the fact it is plastic?
I like that its plastic, its light weight, and looks pretty normal when i walk around with it on under clothing.