Funny incidents with your bigger penis?

Anyone have any funny stories about things that happend b/c of their gains?

I've only been Penis Enlargementing for about 2 months now. Will do an official gains measurement soon, but have had a significant increase in my flaccid length. I used to be a real grower (really small flaccid), but now, Penis Enlargement combined with a switch to boxers has meant a big change in my flaccid hang (even though I only really care about erect gains).

Anyway, at home I occassionally sit down to take a leak. Either when I'm really tired, or I'm hiding out for a few mintes (wife and 2 kids at home). So when I'm done pissing I usually just reach down (while still sitting on the toilet) and give my penis a few shakes as it's dangling into the bowl. Well the other day I did this and SPLASH! I couldn't believe it! I almost started laughing out loud. Granted, I was leaning forward a bit, not sitting straight upright, but still . . . I'll have to be more careful from now on!

I never realized Penis Enlargement would change my bathroom-going procedures! lol

dude i have done that before and it sucks...i normally do it when i get up to go #2 in the middle of the night sometimes, i forget to hold it, and i set down and plop cold water...that will fuckin wake u up so quick lol, but yeah it sucks

my dick is waaaaaaaaaaay far from the water

BeBobBox said:

my dick is waaaaaaaaaaay far from the water

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Same here man, I don't see how thats possible unless you were hung like a horse.

I think people some places have shallower toilets. You would indeed have to be really hung to manage that in our toilet.

Werd hung like a horse is right( or DLD ..lol) but i need another like 4 or 5 inches flaccid to even come close (fucking deep toilets!)

actually, if i got my toilet to overflow, then my dick would touch it :D

Hydromaxmm,

Regardless, it si a change and an important one to him. Congrats!

Thank god we have deeper toilet bowls here in Europe! :D

I hate it when it touches the porcelain when you sit down! It makes me cringe. Toilets on the continent have an observation shelf though...now that would be unfortunate, to have your massively long dick curled up next to a curled up turd......urgggh!