Forked urine stream

DapperDan

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has anyone experienced a split stream while they were taking a leak? ive had this problem lately and it is really embarrassing :(

-dapperdan
 
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stillwantmore

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Yea every once in a while. I attribute it to the "lips" of my tip of my penis to sticking together sometimes. I've had half a stream shooting toward the floor and half the stream toward the waste basket next to the toilet. It is annoying. Best you can do is stop and spread your urethral opening and make sure the 'lips' arent stuck together before you piss.
 

wants9

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SWM got it, I think. I have that happen to me sometimes, espeically if I wait a while after ejaculating to use the restroom. The semen makes the urethra opening adhere together, but like SWM said, just pry them open a little. Doesn't hurt. Just be gentle while doing it.
 

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someone at CC said its the sperm tubes cleaning themselves HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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Ah yes, the wealth of insight that is at Cheekycherry :s
 
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I just spread the opening too
 
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yup, totally normal for all guys, regardless of whether or not they Penis Enlargement
 

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doublelongdaddy said:
I get this sometimes and usually it is a light build up of pre or post ejaculation at the meatus.
Same here Ditto!
 

telljoe

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I have this as a permenent condition. 7 out of 10 urinations end up all over the place. I now sit down like a chick >:( . It also takes me a lot longer to piss as my tube somehow is squeezed together. opening up my split before and during urination doesn't help my forked stream.

DLD if you have an excercise that might correct this I would love to try it!
 
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doublelongdaddy said:
ahhh that reminds me of when I used to drink. I would love waiting to piss until I could not take it anymore. That was a good pissLOL
Me too haha!! i always wait until the very very last second so htat i have to run like a biatch! LOL
 
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When I was younger and a little wilder, I stayed up all night long drinking and playing cards with some buddies. I held it until I thought I was going to burst, cause my buddy's bathroom did not have a door, and I hate to piss in front of anyone. Finally, I could hold it no longer! I went in and took a huge horse piss that was like five minutes long! It makes me laugh to think about it cause all the other guys were like sincerely impressed by it. It was like that scene in Austin Powers when they first thawed him out.
 

henri8

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I have this as a permenent condition. 7 out of 10 urinations end up all over the place.

Hi, There are homeopathic remedys that can address this issue if it is a chronic problem, and not just a mechanical "sticky" problem as some others have mentioned. Talk to a practitioner to get the right one.

Good luck.
 

helmuthelmut

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ich vinde es nicht stoerend wenn etwas urin daneben geht ich finde urin etwass sehr erregendes
 

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