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Listen here dawg cuz I’m tired of comparing dicks
Lemme tell you b how I fucks with them chicks
How they all after E like the letter f
and yes I’m skilled with the pan like the iron chef
Run a bakery, dawg I got pies and cakes
Not 5 to 8, but I turn the pie to cake
Back to bitches, they love me like the 14th of February
I work em April 1st, keep em aint necessary
Top it off, sound like July 4th
She thank me like a Thursday, yea it’s November
And swallows the kids, not the 25th of December
Got a rock habit, I tend to cop karats
Jewels exotic like those cockatoo parrots
I do damage, yes 50 cal. I can manage,
Got grip, I use to my advantage
No animal lover, hat castor,
Aim tight niggas use plaster
But undercover usually get disaster.
Cuz I slaughter swine, merk ya’ll cop bastards
Lemme tell you b how I fucks with them chicks
How they all after E like the letter f
and yes I’m skilled with the pan like the iron chef
Run a bakery, dawg I got pies and cakes
Not 5 to 8, but I turn the pie to cake
Back to bitches, they love me like the 14th of February
I work em April 1st, keep em aint necessary
Top it off, sound like July 4th
She thank me like a Thursday, yea it’s November
And swallows the kids, not the 25th of December
Got a rock habit, I tend to cop karats
Jewels exotic like those cockatoo parrots
I do damage, yes 50 cal. I can manage,
Got grip, I use to my advantage
No animal lover, hat castor,
Aim tight niggas use plaster
But undercover usually get disaster.
Cuz I slaughter swine, merk ya’ll cop bastards
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ithiel said:
I see your still battlin', still comparing dicks between us
But like Biggy Smalls I got the world by the penis
When you talk about bitches I think of your hand
Kinda like Swiss Beats, your a 1 hand band man
You makin' pies in the kitchen like Julia Child?
Damn you love my rhymes they leave you beguiled
Get out the dictionary it means filled with wonder
THe only paper you make is bread bags of wonder
You make cakes, that shit's funny, quite shocker
Where you get your recipes? From Betty Crocker?
These diamonds you floss that shit must be crazy
Are the cubic Z's or some fake ass Fagazzi's?
And What?
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Ima bring out a classic nigga listen..
Betty Crocker, I sell more pies then Mrs. Smith
But my recipe calls for icing with chrome fifths
How God gave me this fate
I use to sit on a crate, and listen to tapes
everyday a frisk was at stake
Chicks cuffs risk gettin raped my mission was straight
My prime use to visit the states near them Michigan lakes
And fuck a bathroom, I pissed on the gate
Flipped a bird outta flip a bird switch up my plates
I got plans that was better than jail
Now look I’m like Bird, Parish, Kevin McHale
Scott, Worthy, Jabbar, and Magic
Oh my god it's Magic, Isiah, Dumars, I will carve your casket
Kobe Bryant, Melo, already made my basket
You got a problem with E, you be stupid to tell me
Dawg I rock suits with skellys
Understand, beef and I’m in it, nighttime deep in the trenches
Hustler, fell asleep on the benches
Fiends, had a reach in attendance
1,000 one day, hallelujah, reached independence!
I aint reach my peak, any beef desert e reach your speech, wanna keep your teeth?
Betty Crocker, I sell more pies then Mrs. Smith
But my recipe calls for icing with chrome fifths
How God gave me this fate
I use to sit on a crate, and listen to tapes
everyday a frisk was at stake
Chicks cuffs risk gettin raped my mission was straight
My prime use to visit the states near them Michigan lakes
And fuck a bathroom, I pissed on the gate
Flipped a bird outta flip a bird switch up my plates
I got plans that was better than jail
Now look I’m like Bird, Parish, Kevin McHale
Scott, Worthy, Jabbar, and Magic
Oh my god it's Magic, Isiah, Dumars, I will carve your casket
Kobe Bryant, Melo, already made my basket
You got a problem with E, you be stupid to tell me
Dawg I rock suits with skellys
Understand, beef and I’m in it, nighttime deep in the trenches
Hustler, fell asleep on the benches
Fiends, had a reach in attendance
1,000 one day, hallelujah, reached independence!
I aint reach my peak, any beef desert e reach your speech, wanna keep your teeth?
doublelongdaddy said:
Yeah its great. He is the most humble dude you will ever meet. You wouldn't believe he's the guy who made hard knock life, eminems stan, or the 900 number beat. I'm hoping this next round of music he is coming up with gets him back to the forefront. Its awesome to see how his mind works and takes certain samples and turns them into fucking hip hop masterpieces.
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Tmember said:To DLD and ithiel
WoW this shit is fan
I can't believe this guy wrote 'stan'
and why you guys compare dicks
start counting a female licks
i'm not a raper surely not a singer
but if you guys wont stop fighting i'm giving you a finger
We're not fighting, we are having a friendly battle-rap. It's all about 1 uping one another, never about being mean or vicious. Battle rapping is for people that are tight enough to be able to exchange words without meaning any disrespect.
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ithiel said:
That shit was kinda wack and your rhymes were lackin'
Take your time on the next cuz your skills are slackin
The Chrome Fifths? I think you meant Four-Fifth's Son
but you already wrote it, the damage is done
I remember the sweets, pies, cakes and shits
But I traded my Pyrex for reverse stock splits
My shelves no longer stacked with Arm and Hammer
I switched up my skills for the ill rhyme grammer
the first and the fifteenth used to mean so much
Children in the ghetto tryin' to jump double dutch
The only thing they be jumpin' was some crack heads gun
Watchin my brothers droppin' off one by one
I left that life or rather that life left me
Like some bobble heads abortion with a d and c
The only beef I got is at Peter Lugers in Brooklyn
And sometimes with DLD, that's my Identicle Twin.
Now I would go on rappin for days and days
but I got better shit to do like smoke that haze
I'm sure you too smoke all kinds of weeds
The difference with mines nephew, it aint got no seeds:D
All this talk about sellin' things like pies and rocks
will have your ass modeled out on a lactaid box.
Damn I'm ill
and my Beats are even bettaI never go to sleep with out my black bitch Baretta
So any ya'll busta's got the guts to flip and creep
I'll put an Indian dot on your head and forever you'll sleep
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ithiel said:
Damn E, you fallin' off BIG TIME
btw check this beat I made on my Myspace page: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=17586559
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doublelongdaddy said:
I feel that, real rap. I got a quick verse, I just got a brand new range today, whippin that shit in a second.
Everybody like E got the recipe now
1 house, 2 kitchens, who pitchin, pal?
Shit, I made em wait in the hall
And no matter the weight, they got weight in the hall
Yeah, I use to flip it for Wayne,
Shit was insane, but now the nigga locked for the cane,
Caught at his house with the weight and the scale
Naw, I aint gonna be imbedded in jail
Talking to this cellmate in bed of the jail
And when I rap it aint no punchlines,
I-95, 3 plates, crunchtime
And if they find that homey, just 1-time
Jump fences, run from the K-9
Dawg I can’t get caught for that crime,
But regardless, forever I’m pitchin whether weight or a dime
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ithiel said:
Can ya tell me please how much a dime weighs?
Is it as much as a half-a-gram of coke weighs?
Is this why the bitch stays? Is this why I keep them all amazed?
completely fazed? On the hunt for me cuz they crazed?
I keep em addicted to what I depicted
A vision of what the dick did, inflicted
As I constantly stand contradicted
Is this what you predicted? or do you remain constricted?
devaluated
fucked up
completely restricted?
I know you bug by the flow of my rhymes
It's like I'm commitin' crimes,
while ya watch my status climb.
When you talk about dimes
it brings the last bitch in my mind
the same one I rap about time after time.
The last one called me her cellmate
and she didn't hesitate to translate
the turmoil, the bitter hate
She stared steady and straight
and watched my ego deflate
I no longer can touch her
By shit I masturbate
Yo whats better the real or the dream?
Whats more worth the work or the Cream?
Whats more better the self or the team?
Is everything really what is seem?
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doublelongdaddy said:
Look dawg you need to learn your matHydromaxatics
Half-gram I could supply for 2 addicts
I’m not average, indeed stay savage,
Guns, dick, no the size aint average
I’m a warrior, yes beat the maverick
Had a half brick, bought me my fox fabric
I got byrds on me, either the bitch either the weight
Bape and apes, piff is frosted flakes
Nigga, the difference in our crime,
Yours attempt, attempt battery, attempt theft,
I’m larceny, trafficking, and distribution
But my lawyer put those bars behind me, that’s word
Look, my cases get dropped dawg not adjourned
Really, howd I get 8 months last time fam?
When I was heating the stainless like a frying pan
Nigga. I break O’s of coke, so I watch when the jakes move
Plus niggas want my cake too, so I’m in a H2,
With glass tint that bullets can’t break through
I’m foul when it come to beef,
Style with a t on of heat,
Vest on, Teflon, dial up a hundred peeps,
That’ll be here with thousands of hummer jeeps
Like mad cows when it come to beef
I really don't drive an H2, flow had me going. its the range right now.
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ithiel said:Look dawg you need to learn your matHydromaxatics
Half-gram I could supply for 2 addicts
I’m not average, indeed stay savage,
Guns, dick, no the size aint average
I’m a warrior, yes beat the maverick
Had a half brick, bought me my fox fabric
I got byrds on me, either the bitch either the weight
Bape and apes, piff is frosted flakes
Nigga, the difference in our crime,
Yours attempt, attempt battery, attempt theft,
I’m larceny, trafficking, and distribution
But my lawyer put those bars behind me, that’s word
Look, my cases get dropped dawg not adjourned
Really, howd I get 8 months last time fam?
When I was heating the stainless like a frying pan
Nigga. I break O’s of coke, so I watch when the jakes move
Plus niggas want my cake too, so I’m in a H2,
With glass tint that bullets can’t break through
I’m foul when it come to beef,
Style with a t on of heat,
Vest on, Teflon, dial up a hundred peeps,
That’ll be here with thousands of hummer jeeps
Like mad cows when it come to beef
I really don't drive an H2, flow had me going. its the range right now.
Don't even fuck with my physics or Math
Cuz like either you'll take a vapor bath
I'm Mathematical,ill grammatical
fanatical, when I'm through with you
You'll be gone forever on sabbatical
Lets start this
You say Mad Cow, uh oh sound the alarms
With over 9 million cows on U.S. dairy farms
With this much beef I'll change my name to Holstein
or I'll move to northern Holland and become a Friesian.
Like the commercial says, Beef it's what's for dinner
I see your hot dogs are weak, your gettin thinner and thinner
I'm like a fat prime rib you like ringed baloney's
I got MOS powers I can give you peyronies
More later, too tired now
Yo E, check the newest shit I produced for WU TANG: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=17586559
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pepepe said:
It took me a while to say this but fuck you, asshole. You're a cocksucker, seriously. He made fun of my fucking disease. There's no excuse for that. Hahaha you have cancer.
Schizophrenia is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit Travis Dickle you're a schizophrenic. Dammit Travis Dickle you have lupus."
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