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doublelongdaddy said:
shit, let the games begin. :D
I'm the "next big thing", my name already imprinted on the throne
mike Salvini washed up like Sylvester Stallone
DLD done lost his game, like the New York Knicks,
His recent gains resemble ratings for Rocky 6
Holla at me man! Hahaha lol
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ithiel said:
ithiel, ithiel haven't ya heard
My shit is universal, what your vision's blurred?
I read your rhyme and now it's time
to murder your whole shit, line by line
Line 1 "big thing" like it ain't my shit?
If ya think real hard I invented it.
The throne, the seat, where I am King
Thats what ya get with a 10" thing
Line 2 what I'm washed up like Stalone?
3 lines up, I'm the king at the throne.
Line 3 New York Knicks and I ain't got game
Don't need game when DLD's your name
Line four you talk about Rocky Again!
Syvester Stallone, I see you like Men.
Well that's cool cause you mentioned six
thats where I started in this Penis Enlargement game
Almosted doubled my shit, just check my name.
Yeah I'm double digit respect that son
Was it KRS 1 that said my ozzie weighs a ton?
That's the shit that describes my size
Keeps the bitches in check lets the men realize
that only a 20" monitor can reveal my size.
Thats similar to my dick cuz I'm stuck on big
What's my stats? Check out my sig!
But if ya want to go again and battle my words
I'm the illest rhyme sayer, haven't ya heard?
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Jen was the first reason why you got into Penis Enlargement
He was just mad cuz she was about to go with E
You say you the king, how’s that with erection anxiety?
You couldn’t get it up, like Mel’s chance passing his field sobriety
After 8 months, already got a big bad fatty
3 years forget Mike, Es the DoubleLongDaddy
Your rhymes like the bedroom, they saying “Please try harder”
Battle rap? I leave you hanging all day like a bib starter
Yo, your Penis Enlargement career over like Mike,
Anyone Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
So just tag along, eat your egg foo yong,
While I run the game like Mao Zedong
Your penis terrycloth, yes very soft,
Where you get your rhymes hope it ain’t the choir loft?
Yea, E getting cake, making sales as big as Microsoft
While you busy with MOS offering customer support,
You should look down in your pants, at that genital wart
Aks about me, how I tag sevens, sling eights
All the while, you got money issues, yes dire straits
holla at ya boy, DLD my nigga I had to eat you up on that 1.
He was just mad cuz she was about to go with E
You say you the king, how’s that with erection anxiety?
You couldn’t get it up, like Mel’s chance passing his field sobriety
After 8 months, already got a big bad fatty
3 years forget Mike, Es the DoubleLongDaddy
Your rhymes like the bedroom, they saying “Please try harder”
Battle rap? I leave you hanging all day like a bib starter
Yo, your Penis Enlargement career over like Mike,
Anyone Tyson, Jordan, Jackson
So just tag along, eat your egg foo yong,
While I run the game like Mao Zedong
Your penis terrycloth, yes very soft,
Where you get your rhymes hope it ain’t the choir loft?
Yea, E getting cake, making sales as big as Microsoft
While you busy with MOS offering customer support,
You should look down in your pants, at that genital wart
Aks about me, how I tag sevens, sling eights
All the while, you got money issues, yes dire straits
holla at ya boy, DLD my nigga I had to eat you up on that 1.
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ithiel said:
Mao's dead. He ain't runnin' no game.
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DLD, I can't reach anyone at MOS.
Please, check the MOS orders email account. I have tried PMing you, as well, but to no avail.
I sent off a money order for the DVD nearly a week ago, and provided my email address, but I have heard nothing from anyone regarding how I might contact you directly.
If someone other than DLD reads this, and you know how to contact him, please tell him to check his email. I would appreciate it a great deal.
I feel like no one is listening to me, and I really haven't a clue how to properly navigate a forum. Likewise, if someone thinks they can help me regarding how I can contact DLD, please email me at ster.john.smith@googlemail.com.
Thank you very much.
Please, check the MOS orders email account. I have tried PMing you, as well, but to no avail.
I sent off a money order for the DVD nearly a week ago, and provided my email address, but I have heard nothing from anyone regarding how I might contact you directly.
If someone other than DLD reads this, and you know how to contact him, please tell him to check his email. I would appreciate it a great deal.
I feel like no one is listening to me, and I really haven't a clue how to properly navigate a forum. Likewise, if someone thinks they can help me regarding how I can contact DLD, please email me at ster.john.smith@googlemail.com.
Thank you very much.
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ster.john.smith said:
Forget email, I have answered yours but it seems you are not getting them. Possibly a SPAM filter or a filter via your isp? Getting in touch with me is very easy, ask me here. Mail orders are retrieved once per week as they go to Florida and JAZ is the only one processing them...it is quite busy. I have sent him an email and you should receive a confirm. number soon.
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ithiel said:
uh oh, looks like E's playin' the fool
It's time for detention, your back in school
You talk about paper like my shit ain't stacked
Let me drop a few lines and kick the facts
When did this shit all all start? back in 2003?
Now Playboy's on my dick selling my DVD
Yeah that's hot but you talked about KING
Did ya mean the magazine that wrote about thing?
I thought their shit was about ass and Dubs?
Allright, just head to KMART and buy some spinner Hubs
Are you gettin' worn out? Do you need a nap?
While your dosin' off I'll tell you where I'm at in Rap.
I was around when the new was Beat Street
I bet at that time you were getting milk from a teet
Did I say teet, What I mean to say was tit
Don't get mad, son get over it!
That was kinda rude, let me take back what I said
At the time you were probably suckin' dick and givin' head.
Microsoft, aint that the company with Bill Gates?
When people start to dissin he just raises the rates
Right before that you were talkin' Egg Foo Yong
WOW, I can't think of a rap...OK, OK my shit is long
I'm not tryin' to Beef but your rhymes are Wack
Try this, mack the bitches keep em on my sack
I said wack cause you don't know how to act
When your in my house, keep in nice Black
Shit, what rhymes with Black, try this
back, clack, crack, flack, You are just a wanna be hacke
jack, knack, mack it's the skills you lack
plaque, quack, rack, You just have no Tack
shack, slack, smack, A 10" cock I pack
Toe tack tic did I just go off Track?
My shit is the main course , and your a snack
Oh! Fresh for 07 my Na!
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After I wrote this I started to Think
You may have not seen the KING, heres a link:
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forumn...-dld-featured-article-king-magazine-read.html
You may have not seen the KING, heres a link:
http://www.mattersofsize.com/forumn...-dld-featured-article-king-magazine-read.html
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I moved this to your other thread in main forum
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Yea nigga ima set this thing off in a minute..
Let me break it down like a famous MC,
Cuz seems like DLD wanna know my a-g-e
While you think I was too young to see the DMV,
I was actually movin piff back in 83’
And dawg let’s keep this G.P.
I moved it quickly from PA to DC
You did that, would of moved you to p.c.
Just like Ricky, he was a D.B.
But Ima focus solely on Penis Enlargement
Finish with something shockin like E.T.
Fuck with e it’s D.O.A. b, see?
So you think the incomes spent at some local Walmart?
My last diamond so white couldn’t make the color chart
Yea, that’s from bundles and bricks, gun conflicts with several cliques
So turn on your HBO,
Baby bro only conflict you see is Gladiator with Russell Crowe
Let me break it down like a famous MC,
Cuz seems like DLD wanna know my a-g-e
While you think I was too young to see the DMV,
I was actually movin piff back in 83’
And dawg let’s keep this G.P.
I moved it quickly from PA to DC
You did that, would of moved you to p.c.
Just like Ricky, he was a D.B.
But Ima focus solely on Penis Enlargement
Finish with something shockin like E.T.
Fuck with e it’s D.O.A. b, see?
So you think the incomes spent at some local Walmart?
My last diamond so white couldn’t make the color chart
Yea, that’s from bundles and bricks, gun conflicts with several cliques
So turn on your HBO,
Baby bro only conflict you see is Gladiator with Russell Crowe
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ithiel said:
These Rings and Things Bring em out bring em out,
it's hard to yell with a dick in your mouth.
whoops, I just stole from B.I.G.
or was it from the Jigga JAY-Z
I pretty sure they both used the line
so I thought I'd kick it one more time.
Now you talk about rap back in 83
when 10 years earlier Kool Herc did his first block party
You see hip hop I know a whole-lotta
cuz back in 76 I was rockin' Bambaataa
Did I mention I was down with the The Rock Steady Crew?
When Grand Master Flash was still in High School
I remember when Russell Simmons Managed Kurtis Blow
That was back in 78 a LONG TIME AGO
Around the same time came Grandmaster Caz
Rockin Old School Shit Like "All That Jaz"
We had Spoonie Gee and the Treturous 3
Did I mention my friend Biz Markie?
Shit, Damn I'm getting way ahead of my self
I forgot Fab 5 Freddie's wax on my shelf
Now were commin' close to 83
but I got to teach your more before we proceed
81 Brought The Flash on the Wheels of Steal
I'm up on my game you know my shit's for real
Remember Kool Moe Dee & Busy Bee?
the Rock Steady Crew. Wild Style the Movie?
That shit happened way back in 82
What ya gonna say, what you gonna do?
Now to me 83 to me seems so fucking new
Sugarhill Records got dissed when Flash tried to Sue
That was about the time DMC came to be
Do you remember that shit? "You Sucker MC's"
84 brought the Fat Boys with the beat box jammy's
Michael Jackson Moonwalked up and down the Grammy's
85 Salt ‘n’ Pepa those funky fly chicks
Shit did I forget to mention Dougy Fresh and Slick Rick?
So much t remember, so much to know
But I guess it gives credence to my ill sick flow
86 brought Scarface, Bushwick Bill and Willie D
Huston Gansta Rap, My Mind's Playin' Tricks on Me
Or is it my mind that's playin Tricks on you?
I'm Like Biggy Small's 2 twenty two's in my shoes
Yup, 4 wall's Just Starin' at a Nigga
Ghetto Boyz, no doubt, with their finger on the trigga
the Suburbs brought the Beasties with my man Mike D
Just a coincidence that my names Mike or Mike-DLD
87 Public Enemy dropped Bum Rush the Show
But sad shit started to happen, some rappers had to go
Scott LaRock got shot and BDP got reminded
about violence in Rap, they dropped Criminal Minded
88 Def Jam and NWA,
Nigga's with an Attitude and Kid and Play
Yo! MTV Raps was the show on the TV
Every Rap lovin' kid wanted to be an MC
I'm still stuck on 88 when COWBOY dies
A crack addiction and the end of the Furious Five
But 90 came along the O.G. was found!
Tupac Shaker in the Digital Underground
2 Live Crew was a big part of 90
The controversial record NASTY AS THEY WANNA BE
91 NWA dropped Nigga's for Life
around the time Eazy E and Dre had the strife
They Sold a million Copies, who would of knew
That made those homeboyz rich in 92
93 was the year I liked the best
Mobb Deep, Wu Tang Klan and Tribe Called Quest
Remember Warren G back in 94
When Tupac got locked behind the steal door?
95 was the year when we lost the main G
Eric Wright died of AIDS...We miss you Eazy-E
96 the The Fugees tried to Even the Score
Fate marked it's place for Tupac Shakuer
This was the year Jigga dropped Reasonable Doubt
The Notorious B.I.G. Christopher Wallace was out
BIG was my man and still is today
why did the Lord have to take him away?
This was the time Dre and Sug went separate paths
No more Death Row Records, the Birth of Aftermath
97 and 98 were like a bad dream
We lost so many prophets from the hip-hop team
We love you Pac and The Notorious BIG
Where's Scott LaRock? Why can't we see?
When their numbers were called and their check was due
They left their legacy behind, to their word they were true
99 Slim Dawg Em dropped the Shady LP
4 million copies world wide the year of ODB
Big Little Jesus said Betta have my cash
Produced by Pharell to the bank they dashed
This when wax dropped off cuz of MP3's
Marshall Mathers LP won at the Grammies
I guess we are now into the deuce tripple 0
Nas dropped "Ether," and Jigga was his foe
2001 was fly cuz shit started to Pop
But 911 came in hard and the fun had to stop
we all felt the grief into 2002
to make shit worse "Left-Eye" Lopes dies too
2003 Dirt McGirt signs to Roc-A-Fella clan
when Ja Rule and Ashanti were sun seekin' gettin' tan
2004 Jimmy James Johnson punches Dre in the Face
Makin' the Source Awards a total Disgrace
Another Rapper Dead Wu Tang's ODB
dies an untimely death on his 36th birthday
2005 Brought more beef with the new Rapper GAME
50 cent dropped his shit and etched out his name
2006 D-12's Proof, Deshaun Holton, shot and killed
Em said why would I destroy somethin' I help Build
Well, I schooled your ass but don't get to mad
I've loved this hip hop shit before I was Dad
Not DLD but in the real sense
but don't try to come back with some wack nonsense
I've loved this hip hop shit since I was eleven
20 years under my belt, now it's 2007
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Sorry for missin' your post
...much respect!
It's a Hard knock Life for E
It's a Hard knock Life for E
Instead of treated, you get tricked
E's still on my 10" dick
It's the hard knock life!!
From hangin in the forums like a Penis Enlargement feen
to drivin the biggest cock MOS has ever seen
For droppin some of the hottest exercises MOS ever heard
fleein the �other PE site� scene, you know me well
from nightmares of my OCD Place my only hell
But ya'll members know I never fail. Fuck no
Where all my supporters with the blaster grips, redzulu squats
And if you with me E, I'm rubbin' your face in disgrace, and what-not
I can almost tie my dick in knot, you must not
Try to violate DLD, and my plot
let's stick the WEB and don't be shifty, uh-huh
Let's take the dick and stay real jiggy, uh-huh
And stop playin' gettin' dissy-dissy
Flow infinitely like the memory of my Boo Jen, baby!
You know it's hell when I come through
The life and times of DLD, I thought you knew
It's a Hard knock Life for E
It's a Hard knock Life for E
Instead of treated, you get tricked
E's still on my 10" dick
It's the hard knock life!!
...much respect!The Mason said:
It's a Hard knock Life for E
It's a Hard knock Life for E
Instead of treated, you get tricked
E's still on my 10" dick
It's the hard knock life!!
From hangin in the forums like a Penis Enlargement feen
to drivin the biggest cock MOS has ever seen
For droppin some of the hottest exercises MOS ever heard
fleein the �other PE site� scene, you know me well
from nightmares of my OCD Place my only hell
But ya'll members know I never fail. Fuck no
Where all my supporters with the blaster grips, redzulu squats
And if you with me E, I'm rubbin' your face in disgrace, and what-not
I can almost tie my dick in knot, you must not
Try to violate DLD, and my plot
let's stick the WEB and don't be shifty, uh-huh
Let's take the dick and stay real jiggy, uh-huh
And stop playin' gettin' dissy-dissy
Flow infinitely like the memory of my Boo Jen, baby!
You know it's hell when I come through
The life and times of DLD, I thought you knew
It's a Hard knock Life for E
It's a Hard knock Life for E
Instead of treated, you get tricked
E's still on my 10" dick
It's the hard knock life!!
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