DLD EXPOSED: REAL or FAKE?

DLD EXPOSED: REAL or FAKE?

  • Yes

    Votes: 69 82.1%

  • No

    Votes: 15 17.9%
  • Total voters
    84
REDZULU2003;408743 said:
Why is that? explain the reasons behind the very simple answer.
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I know it is because I am black, if I were white people would not be saying these things:)
 
I didn't realize there was more than 1 Dld out there!

Dld is the reason Hitler commit suicide.
 
Turnover;409810 said:
I didn't realize there was more than 1 Dld out there!

Dld is the reason Hitler commit suicide.
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I am Hitler:)
 
stillwantmore2;408684 said:
When DLD walks into a room, the ROOM opens around him.

When DLD walks down a street, puddles quiver in fear.

DLD once thought about drinking a beer but decided the beer was not worthy.

DLD met Chuck Norris once and Chuck Norris realized he'd finally met his match.

DLD once stepped on his own dick...once.

DLD doesn't need pick up lines, women throw their phone numbers at him...then he uses his Jedi mind trick to do the rest.

DLD knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, whatta ya gonna do about it?

All kidding aside, I met DLD in person. I have a picture of his monster cock in real life next to his drivers' license. I'm selling this picture to the highest bidder.
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People worship the envy that surrounds DLd
The American Express guy was fired bc he said DLd was worth only $420, when he is infact priceless.
DLd is the last guy Mike Tyson thinks about before fighting his competitions.
The Queen of England wont have her morning tea if DLd hasn't posted his Daily Quote yet.
The numa numa guy is just really happy bc he found MOS and DLd
What was it like terrifying in real life meeting him for the 1st time:s ?
 
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Thank you DLD and Island boy. I think i will be doing that, splitting my length routine in the day and girth routine at night ( im a night showered anyways, which is when i use the Bathmate). I am planning to do stretches and a 10 minute Bathmate session in the AM and jelqs and a 10 minute Bathmate session int he PM. Does that sound like a decent routine? and in terms of whole health I'm very health conscious and lift weights regularly. I actually had a theory on flaccid size and muscularity. I always figured the more muscle a guy has the more blood he needs to have circulating through his body, leaving less for his penis. Do you think this affects flaccid size or Penis Enlargement in any way? Thank you
 
Turnover;409894 said:
Do you think Eva Braun, felt like a Virgin all over again?
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She was a beauty! That blonde hair and blue eyes, what an Aryan:)
 
If this does not show my dedication to freedom of speech I don't know what is:)
 
If this thread does not show freedom of speech I don't know what does:)
 
doublelongdaddy;349994 said:
I have a saying, who cares if your getting hustled when you get what you want from the hustler?
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Good sayin g

REDZULU2003;120370 said:
The ONLY thing dld could do to change some minds, is to visit guys houses and pull his pants down, exposing his penis in all its glory.......even than, some would still say it was fake.....now we find ourselves right back at the very start, its a vicous circle, .
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Its bc they never knew wat one is
 
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Sweepin' powdered primitive scripture below the canvas, NO: eradicated desolation

What can u hear a kegel, 12% of 100% losers
 
I just read through this thread. Funny to see how people are still so unbelievably in denial that penis enlargement is impossible without thousands of dollars worth of surgery. Hey DLD, if you ever find an address of a person that doesn't believe you, and they happen to live nearby you, you might want to pay them a visit, just for proof, and to terrify some poor scHydromaxuck.
 
Simyan;414492 said:
King salvini voodoo magic !
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Thats my secret, VOODOO MAGIC! I gained 3" with that method:)
 
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