A good reason to avoid prison

A good reason to avoid prison

  • Submit to allowing others have anal sex with you regularly

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • Penetrate others anally regularly

    Votes: 12 48.0%
  • Commit suicide immediately

    Votes: 8 32.0%

  • Total voters
    25
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Imagine yourself as a guy in prison with a life sentence and no chance for parole. In this prison there are two groups of people: The pitchers and the catchers. Everyone has to play.

You have three choices and you must choose one:
1) SuBathmateit to allowing others have anal sex with you regularly
2) Penetrate others anally regularly
3) Commit suicide immediately


What is your fate?
 
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Heh, this doesn't go on as often as it is portrayed. I've known quite a few people who have gone to prison(I used to work in a warehouse). Some went to jail, most went to the state prison. Everyone said it was rare to have a rape happen. To quote one guy, "They keep all the queer type in their own mini block." Most said it doesn't go on like the media portrays.
 

Omul_Paianjen

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Yeah, I agree. It`s not like that when you get arrested all the guys there want to stick their dicks in the ass.
Anyway, prison would be cool because you have all the day to Penis Enlargement. Only that would be cool. Jail isn`t coolm I guess. Imagine that you stay 3 years in jail with continuous Penis Enlargementing!!!!!
 
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Originally posted by Omul_Paianjen
Yeah, I agree. It`s not like that when you get arrested all the guys there want to stick their dicks in the ass.
Anyway, prison would be cool because you have all the day to Penis Enlargement. Only that would be cool. Jail isn`t coolm I guess. Imagine that you stay 3 years in jail with continuous Penis Enlargementing!!!!!
I'm pretty sure US jails are a bit different than Romanian jails. You don't get ANY privacy at all.
 

Omul_Paianjen

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I don`t know and don`t want to know. heh
But there things happen in every country.
 

Omul_Paianjen

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LOL Sorry...... Yeah, youre right. You don`t get any privacy in any prison anywere in the world. But you could get fucked in the ass, so stay out!
 

REDZULU2003

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rumour has it ALOT of hung black studs are in prison...and at night they pounce on little white boys and split their ass cheeks apart....screaming as they do it....while this is happening a mexican guy is lighting up in the corner some if Mekicos finest Weed...while masturbating of-course ;)

This is prison life.... ''hey new boy'' - ''yeah'' - ''ya ass is MYNNNN'' [I had to add this] ''My precious'' [Golom from L''O''T''R''] LMAO

By the way all this is a Joke...British sarcasm.
 
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We've got the same joke over here in America. Maybe it does happen all over the world. Kinda scary, LOL
 
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if i did have a life sentence i wouldnt commit suicide...i just couldnt do it, for many reasons...i wouldnt fuck any ass either...as far as protecting my ass....if i sense an attack i would either kill or be killed...end up in the hole for long periods of time and just wait for death to come...sooner or later...
 

Omul_Paianjen

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If I had a life sentence I would commit suicide if it wasn`t for my religious beliefs and yeah,me too, I would protect my ass with the cost of my life
 

Gardenier90

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Originally posted by johnny77
if i did have a life sentence i wouldnt commit suicide...i just couldnt do it, for many reasons...i wouldnt fuck any ass either...as far as protecting my ass....if i sense an attack i would either kill or be killed...end up in the hole for long periods of time and just wait for death to come...sooner or later...
Yea what he said.
 

REDZULU2003

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However their is only THREE answers up in this survey, none of them are defending ones ass hole.

Either you take it up the ass
Give it up the ass
Kill your miserable fucking self

Their is NO DEFEND ya ass, No running away.
Lets all read the questions properly ;)

If I went to prison for life I would make sure I minded my own fucking bizzness 1st of all...I like my own company.
If someone tryed to pound my ass than I would punch him one.

But in this survey I dont have such options...neither do you, so I would take it up the ass.

No way am gunna give it, and I aint weak enough to kill myself.
Their ya go.
 

TimBo755

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i would probably die trying to escape...i wouldn't kill myself, i would die trying to get back into society or die shortly after i make it out. first and formost though..i wouldn't let someone get me in the butt.
 

Gardenier90

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But your voice is so sexy. LOL
 

Super

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The best reson to aviod prison is so you dont get ass raped everyday. LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
 

mirlin1960

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C'mon here,
Like DLD says...
I used to be a supervisor in the jails not prisons and it was pretty tame for all the hype. When you get to the prison systems it is tough but the rape is more media hype than anything else.

interesting poll tho'
 
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