Just started Penis Enlargement a couple of weeks ago and trying to establish a routine I can stick with. So here I am using my 12 year old computer checking out this site, reading the posts, taking notes, watching the video's, etc, when my wife walks into my office. Did I mention that my computer is 12 years old? Did I mention that it is a total POS that is riddled with so much spy ware and virus and crap from surfing adult entertainment and other stuff that it takes 20 to 30 seconds for pages to load or switch? Did I mention that my wife is a crazy Hispanic woman who can smell my bullshit a half mile away? Did I mention that I have not told her about Penis Enlargement yet?
So anyway here I am checking out a video by stillwantmore going though one of his routines when my wife walks in wanting to know why I haven't taken out the trash, fixed her car, cleaned the garage, blah blah blah as I am clicking away trying to clear the monitor so she won't see want I am up to, which only draws her attention to the computer screen.
She sees stillwantmore demonstrating his jelq technique which to my wife looks like I am sitting at my computer watching a rather well endowed man masturbating.
The good news is that she stopped complaining about the trash, car, garage, etc. and just walked out. The bad news is she probably thinks I like to watch guys jerk off on the Internet.
 
I guess so...that sounds like a fun issue to have to deal with. You can't get anything past a Spanish girl, ever!
 
Ahhh Mingah!!!
I learned once, the hard way: Never call a gal from Spain "Hispanic"....I still got scars!

doublelongdaddy;445839 said:
I guess so...that sounds like a fun issue to have to deal with. You can't get anything past a Spanish girl, ever!
 
mr average;445831 said:
Just started Penis Enlargement a couple of weeks ago and trying to establish a routine I can stick with. So here I am using my 12 year old computer checking out this site, reading the posts, taking notes, watching the video's, etc, when my wife walks into my office. Did I mention that my computer is 12 years old? Did I mention that it is a total POS that is riddled with so much spy ware and virus and crap from surfing adult entertainment and other stuff that it takes 20 to 30 seconds for pages to load or switch? Did I mention that my wife is a crazy Hispanic woman who can smell my bullshit a half mile away? Did I mention that I have not told her about Penis Enlargement yet?
So anyway here I am checking out a video by stillwantmore going though one of his routines when my wife walks in wanting to know why I haven't taken out the trash, fixed her car, cleaned the garage, blah blah blah as I am clicking away trying to clear the monitor so she won't see want I am up to, which only draws her attention to the computer screen.
She sees stillwantmore demonstrating his jelq technique which to my wife looks like I am sitting at my computer watching a rather well endowed man masturbating.
The good news is that she stopped complaining about the trash, car, garage, etc. and just walked out. The bad news is she probably thinks I like to watch guys jerk off on the Internet.

That's fucking hilarious-great imagery.
 
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