Troglodyte

[MAXAMEYES]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a3gHYiG6zg


Jimmy Castor Bunch.
I want this played at my funeral.
How many guys does this take way, way back?
Or am I just an old fuck?

 

[Turnover]

yESSSS SOCKitTOmeBIRTHAAAA BIG BOOTY HO!!! RIGHHHOoooNNnn

 

[stillwantmore]

WTF? No auto-tune, no mixers, no sampling???

 

[DLD]

WTF? No auto-tune, no mixers, no sampling???

Then I guess it is not music

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Made by cavemen, for cavemen, about cavemen. How couldja go wrong?

 

[MrFreak]

I'm sorry wat tha hell is this... I guess it came out b4 I was born thank god ha ha

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Guess y'never heard of the Jimmy Castor Bunch, huh? How 'bout Tower of Power? Parliament, Funkadelic & The P-funk All Stars. The Gap Band. Just some Old Funky music for those of us who like to reminisce every once in a while. Look 'em up on Youtube.

 

[stillwantmore]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4o8TeqKhgY&feature=related

Takin it back! Back in the day when all ya needed to make a video was a camera....and some spiked jewelry!

 

[DLD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4o8TeqKhgY&feature=related

Takin it back! Back in the day when all ya needed to make a video was a camera....and some spiked jewelry!

I was hanging out with Grand Master Flash a couple years ago....he has a really long head

 

[MAXAMEYES]

Up until not too damn long ago I didn't even know a video for this existed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc9wIzi96_E&feature=related

I defy anybody to be miserable listenin' to this.

 

[Turnover]

One technique that works for me for stretching is start as close to the base as possible and perform one set of stretches there, then move towards the head about an inch or so-one finger width for me- and then continue on until I've reached the head.

To maintain a good grip I'll kegel blood into my penis until the volume from my grip point to the head is almost at a full erection level, gripping tightly to prevent outflow, this "bulbous end" acts as a damn good anchor. It also isolates the vast majority of the stretch into the tunica & septum- away from the skin.

What do you do about the "turkey neck" when you start stretches from the base? Deal with it, and figure it out later like when you dont have to worry about it??