Stepping on the heels of the ITAS stretch: The Humbler

Gina Davis
MSNBC

Breaking news in the Penis enlargement world today, as the In-The-Ass stretch goes gold, there is a man of arguable esteem that claims he has perfected the ITAS in every possible manner.

"You don't even have to stick your dick in your ass anymore", claims the stretchers inventor J.P. Dribbler
"I tried the ITAS a few times and I found that the stretch achieved was less than optimal, the real Penile shaft enlarging factor was the trace amounts of fecal matter. With TheHumbler system you not only enlarge the Penile shaft but the scrotum satchel as well."

Here’s how it works, the Shaft and Scrotum satchel are encased in the patented (and unfortunately named) ShitRings, and then the package is clamped (which will max out your veins, absorbing PGH from the fecal matter)
“ The reason TheHumbler works so much better than the ITAS is because of large doses of PGH your getting from the mass amounts of fecal matter. And that is the secret. With the ITAS you were only getting faint amounts of fecal matter on your shaft, now you are dealing with Full-Blown Stink Wads that you poo into the ShitRings before hand. And you also get it on your balls too which is a plus”.

Only time will tell whether the legions of Penis Enlargement’ers will take this vastly superior road or stick with the tried and somewhat Cavemanish method of sticking their penis in their asses.


TheHumbler.com
 
where can i get those things that he has stretching his scrotum?? i need it to stretch mine. wat r they and where can i get one?
 
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