Stealth pe gain excuses

For those who keep pe under wraps, do you have any clever excuses for growth?

I will start it out with one. Been out of work so I gained a few pounds. Some of the weight had to go somewhere!
 
If my girl makes any comment, I just tell her that I (it) really, really missed you...that makes her feel wanted/desired and nips it in the bud (so to speak)
 
When my girl sees my dick after awhile of not seeing it (she goes to school out of town) she says "omg, why does your dick keep growing" and i just deny it and say "you're just tripping" aha :P
 
I stretch and jelq the crap out of my penis, thats why! :)
 
I proscastinated for many years in my PE and music career. But I'm 100% sure that I will become famous this year and I will also have a 6.5 inches mid shaft girth by January 2024.
I here you. I know what you are talking about. Procrastination is hard. Not hard due to the procrastination in itself, but for the reason that you know deep inside yourself, that you can be and do better (do anything in life).
I felt stuck for years, I finally feel like anything is possible in life.

I believe in you @hugh-girth.

This will be my saying, a quote by me (@squirt_inducer_man):
If you can make your penis bigger, then anything in life is possible.
 
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I will. That and the bathmate but I want to start off with the basic routines for like 6months then maybe move on to the advance routines
I have been doing penis enlargement for approximately 2 months now. I see the power in the length master, I haven't got it jet. But when I pull my penis by hand in doing the regular Newbie stretching routine, I feel like I could be able to pull harder, but I can't with my hands. So I know the LengthMaster is going to help me.

Are you completely new to PE (Penis Enlargement)?

I also started with the Bathmate pump and doing Jelqs. But I'm focusing on length right now.
 
I have been doing penis enlargement for approximately 2 months now. I see the power in the length master, I haven't got it jet. But when I pull my penis by hand in doing the regular Newbie stretching routine, I feel like I could be able to pull harder, but I can't with my hands. So I know the LengthMaster is going to help me.

Are you completely new to PE (Penis Enlargement)?

I also started with the Bathmate pump and doing Jelqs. But I'm focusing on length right now.
Yes, I’m completely new to it all. Learned about this site mid January then finally made an account this week. I haven’t ordered the equipment yet. But can you send the link for all the newbie routines.
 
Yes, I’m completely new to it all. Learned about this site mid January then finally made an account this week. I haven’t ordered the equipment yet. But can you send the link for all the newbie routines.
Awesome! Welcome to the brotherhood.
Yes I will do that. There is also the, (click the link ->) MOS DVD that helped me a lot. You learn how all the stretching routines are performed. You don't need to burn a physical DVD, you can use a virtual dvd driver to watch the DVD without any DVD reader. I can share with you, the programs (.exe files) I'm using, at a later time. If you want that?

And you can go here:
Penis Enlargement Newbie Forum
Here you will find everything to get started.

You can also write a thread at the Newbie Forum, and brothers here will help you
get started with your PE (Penis Enlargement).

I hope you will like it here.
 
I here you. I know what you are talking about. Procrastination is hard. Not hard due to the procrastination in itself, but for the reason that you know deep inside yourself, that you can be and do better (do anything in life).
I felt stuck for years, I finally feel like anything is possible in life.

I believe in you @hugh-girth.

This will be my saying, a quote by me:

Yes, if you can do PW and enlarge your penis without surgery, you can do anything else in life.
 
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