So much for the Fight Club Feel

[SnakePlissken]

FRIDAY, Oct. 24 (HealthFitnessNews) -- University of Arizona researchers have concluded non-surgical penis enlargement works for some men.

University of Arizona researchers have concluded non-surgical penis enlargement works for some men.

A team of undergraduate physiology students at the University of Arizona completed a three month study last week, which tested the efficacy of penis enlargement exercises promoted by several Internet websites.

Team leader Zirhad Abula, a fifth year student in the School of Physiology, concluded, "Although our testing didn't replicate the size increase claimed by most advertisements, we conclude that the manual technique commonly known as 'jelqing' produced a statistically significant size increase over our control subjects."

Senior professor and surgeon Dave Gerard dismisses the results of the student study. "The protocol and measuring techniques weren't consistent, which account for the discrepancy in measurements."

The reseach team is arranging to work with students from Stanford University to replicate the study.

:s

 

[lonerj]

NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

I hope they all have low LOTs or something

Oh well... I think by the time the whole thing is out, I will have reached my goal.

People won't think my bulge was related because to them it'd be a "new" discovery lol.

 

[ItsElectric]

Nah, they were dismissed.. Haha, it'll never get out!

-ItsElectric

 

[Stoffel17]

HAHAHA So according to "Senior professor and surgeon Dave Gerard" I guess we are ALL making incorrect measurments of ourselve ALL THE TIME! hahah! what an arse!

 

[seven_wants_ten]

I think Penis Enlargement skeptics focus too much on jelqing. They never look at any other exercises.

 

[goodbutnotgreat]

Actually, we need to open our eyes here . . .

DLD is likily getting a few hundred thousand hits a day on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] . . .

I'd would bet green money that there are tens of millions of dudes doing some serious tugging on their dicks out there, which just compounds on the amount of dudes who discoverd Penis Enlargement through non-internet avenues . . .

As appealing as a hidden secret idea may be, I think a more accurate reality may be that Penis Enlargement is quite widley (realatively speaking) known about, and that participation in a forum or internet community has more to do with personality type than anything else.

I don't mean to be a downer, shit, use it as motivation. There was a time when people thought bodybuilding was some kind of psuedo-scientific bullshit, and now it's a legit sport and cultural norm. Approach Penis Enlargement as a science of body control and modification in it's infancy . . .

DLD is a certainly a pioneer, and people that cue into this forum and work with DLD's routines are certainly giving themselves a leg up (to the third leg), but we aren't alone out there . . .

As DLD has mentioned, 'penis enlargement' is one of the most expensive search terms on the internet . . . and in reality few men on the web have not heard of manual techniques to enlarge their penises . . . it's a fucking cultural obsession right now . . .

The difference is how determined you are to make it happen . . . fuck academic waterd down studies, we know it works . . . learn how to make it work for you!

 

[seven_wants_ten]

Originally posted by goodbutnotgreat
DLD is likily getting a few hundred thousand hits a day on [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] . . .

Not even close to that. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] just hit 500,000 hits TOTAL if I understand correctly.

 

[stillwantmore]

I like how there is still a negative, inconclusive...almost a "this shit still isnt proven to work" type of tonallity to that article.

 

[WaxN]

Originally posted by stillwantmore
I like how there is still a negative, inconclusive...almost a "this shit still isnt proven to work" type of tonallity to that article.

I would even take that a step further...it's more like "this shit isn't proven and WON'T be proven - so forget about it!"
That's more or less the tone I get from those assholes.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by seven_wants_ten
Not even close to that. [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] just hit 500,000 hits TOTAL if I understand correctly.

WE AVERAGE 500,000 HITS A DAY

 

[WaxN]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
WE AVERAGE 500,000 HITS A DAY

:O