Tahir Aqbar;514056 said:
^ Until some feminist gets elected and wants to put a tax on men with big dicks because she never got one cause she was a fucking prude. Then it will effect you. $20,000 for every inch over 5.5 anally. And the tax money will be used to pay teachers in a new mandatory public school class that convinces straight girls to become lesbians for the sake of birth control.
I love you! You are one of my favorite posters! You always have the best slant on the comedy level...so does MikeShort. You guys really make me smile, quite a bit!
Yo, by the way, I sent you a PM but might as well highjack the thread for a second and ask here, where is that MMA video you were fighting in? Iwanted to show my boy Jaz.
hepcat;514210 said:
Damn DLD! You got yourself a snowmobile! With all your devices and supplies there better be an apocalypse or your out a shitload of money!
That is where many are mistaken. I invest strictly in commodities, all the surplus I have (in case of disaster) is in items that can be sold at a much higher price than I purchased. Just to lay this out so you guys can take advantage of my knowledge and skills in investing,
I do not buy anything that does not make me money.
The AlphaBlade Studio where I dwell has a underground bunker. This was dug deep into the ground last year when we started the project. That was money that I had to spend, what is the point of preparing for apocalyptic disaster if you do not have a space that is able to contain what is necessary to survival. So, yes, I did have to spend some money to make this a reality. Now, the AlphaBlade Studios is a property that is owned by the AlphaBlade Co. Property is as good as Gold, so this investment is very obvious, it is one of necessity!
Next, let us explore what I collect and why and how it benefits me.
Precious Metals: Gold, Silver, Platinum, Palladium, Rhodium
Historically PM's have been a protection of wealth and an investment that ultimately gains over long positions. In any metal I collect I buy in dips (when the market is at a low) and I never sell. My position is very long for 2 reasons, 1.) I know that every ounce of these metals are going to go up in value 2.) If there is a collapse of the financial markets my wealth would remain intact due to my form of "money" being PM's. A $100 bill is a useless piece of paper in a apocalyptic crash, a piece of silver or gold will remain intact as "money". So it is obvious, with a investment frame of mind, that buying these precious metals will only preserve your wealth and appreciate greatly over time. Just so you know, Gold 10 years ago, when [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] opened, was at about $300, since that time it has seen prices as high as $1,900.00+! In ten fucking years! Silver, at the same time, correct me if I am wrong, was in the $7 area, at it's highest point last season, Silver hit $48.00. So you can see that there is a very obvious investment advantage and a preservation of wealth and the ability to rebuild in a broken society.
Base Metals: Lead, copper, aluminum, nickel, zinc, Uranium
The value of this investment is based solely in futures and how and what position these metals will hold in a evolving world that may not have the capacity to deliver electricity or any of the other services we have become spoiled by. What happens when you can't plug it in anymore? Base Metal take over! Batteries are in almost every device today, eventually the battery or the value of it's components will skyrocket. Copper, Zinc, Nickel.....all very necessary in battery production. In addition, Lead is very important in the sense that if you have a fall out shelter and you have a well, both can be lined with lead allowing for clean drinking water and living environment during a nuclear event. Lead is very important to the future.
Dry Goods, Water and Potassium Iodide:
Buying food, water and Potassium Iodide for 6 months for each family member is an investment that I believe to be most important. Today there are many sources for food that has a shelf like of 14-20 years, keeping a well stocked shelter will bring you security and if nothing ever happen, you lost nothing, just eat the food and drink the water. If you have surplus of these items during a disaster you can greatly profit. I have seen batteries, generators, water, food and Potassium Iodide go for 10 times their value during scary situations.
Guns, Amo and Security:
Without a government in place we would literally have to protect ourselves, our families and our wealth. When things are not OK you are going to want an AK. Period.
My LandRover Defender:
To some people this is a very expensive truck that they would never need in this world. I got news for you, when the end of the world comes two three things will definitely survive, the cock roach, DLD and the Defender

This truck is set up to go anywhere. It will go through deep bodies of water. It will climb over huge obstacles, it no nonsense, there is not electronics, there is no extras, there is only a truck that is made to do one thing, DEFEND. In addition, as all the other items I listed above, the Land Rover Defender never drops in value, it only appreciates.
I never buy anything that I can't flip to make more money. I will not waste money on frivolous bullshit, if I have a $1000 sitting around, it will go into commodities for survival and preservation of my self, my family and my future.
Please really take this stuff seriously! Making investments now into the above will greatly serve you if and when the world fall apart!
Mike