my cheap hanging setup :P

[sporty]

man it aint easy finding the right equipment living in london. i went to homebase, b&q, and about 3 different builders and hardware shops trying to find a good little clamp thingy (don't even know what it's called), you know the little thing with the hing that clamps around and then can be tightened with the screws....

anyway, none of the places had that, and i ended up just getting this little plastic thing thats supposed to go around and secure pipes.

i'm still wondering how i can get this to work, it has two little holes at the ends of each side which can be used for hanging weights using some sort of string. anyway i'll keep you all updated on how it goes.

it only costed 20p :s

 

[sporty]

ok here goes...
what do you guys think of my cheap ass design?

hell, if it works i might start marketting it for a small price.

sporty's cheap ass hanging device

im actually hanging right for the first time, as i type this. i basically wrapped a bandage around my penis, used the plastic thing around it, put a shoelace through the holes at the ends of the plastic piece and hung a small sack from it which contains coins. it's not too heavy since this is my first time and i wanna go easy. i would say around 5lb weight.

if anyway knows where i can order that little clamp thing with the screws that goes around the penis (it was used in the hanging tutorial video), please let me know, as this is just a temporry fix.

ps: don't laugh.

 

[prince Albert]

Are you erect in that pic mate?

 

[sporty]

no, flacid as a muthafucka

i doubt i could hang when erect, would most fedinately hurt

 

[sporty]

fedinately

rofl

can't edit my typo, so i may as well laugh at it

 

[sporty]

GOD DAMN MY LEGS ARE HAIRY

how come i never noticed this before

 

[icecam]

i think you are talking about a hose clamp dude.

 

[sporty]

yeah i got it, the name is the BIB HANGER, i'm sure everyone knows about it.

 

[desiel_dick]

cool ass design man

 

[TomdW]

That looks cool. Keep it up mate.

One thing. I think the coins probably weigh less than 5 lbs. I have a 5 lb weight and it's pretty big. Just saying so that if you move on to weights you don't use too much straight away and injure yourself.

 

[sporty]

That looks cool. Keep it up mate.

One thing. I think the coins probably weigh less than 5 lbs. I have a 5 lb weight and it's pretty big. Just saying so that if you move on to weights you don't use too much straight away and injure yourself.

thanks mate, i think you're right. it's defo less than 5lbs. it's hard as a newbie to imagine how some guys hang over 20lbs...just the thought hurts

 

[purplehaze]

thats a sweet setup man, i think i might go to hardware store and get a clamp like that to try out hanging.

 

[sporty]

good luck. i'v had no problems so far.