xtremegamer said:
What a great thing...MOS Boxers with four levels.
Bronze: 6.5 x 5
Silver: 7.25 x 5.5
Gold: 8 x 6
Platinum: 9 x 6.5
It could have the size on the waist band and the fabric could be in the color (bronze, silver, etc) with a big [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] logo running down the leg.
This gets back to my clothing line. Where you are only allowed to wear certain levels of the clothing if you have a certain size cock.
So it would be something that if you wore people those in the know would know what size at least you are.
For mine though I'd have regional representative fluf girls or guys. Depending if gay or straight
. Then if you are claiming a size they come out and measure BPenis EnlargementL, and EG-mid shaft. Then they find out what level you qualify for, and you are allowed to order that one.
If you have gained a category they have to come out again and measure. They would mainly just be in the major cities. Or have stores where they measure you in store. Like the store sells other shit too. For example idolatry clothing. So those that are small can wear it to worship the well hung men.
Also tons of accessories of the brand like hats and watch straps. But only those that are measured big can wear the really cool stuff. That stuff is also cheaper. Also I know how it would be huge in terms of money making but I'm keeping that part to myself for now.
In terms of press coverage places like inside edition and hell cnn and cbs etc would cover it. Cnn likes talking about sex related things way more then political events. You can just see the level of enthusiam change among the dumb slut reporters when something about sex comes up.
They are like btw we are now at war with Iran. Then OK BACK TO THE BIG STORY BEN AND J-lo, how hot is her ASSSSS??
And any story with a penis in it they are all fucking over. Like I just recently heard them still talking about bobbit. And this was in a VERY busy news week. And its controversial too, only letting some people buy your clothing but not others. So there would be anti-discriminatory people ALL over it.
It would actualy give them a chance to talk about dicks on the air, and actualy have it somewhat interesting. Free marketing and then some. Plus I'd run the company not out of america, so the femi-nazis and communists couldn't shut me down. Run it out of like fucking asia and bribe some local officials and provide jobs to the area.
And of course the people that are from the company's press agency that come on to defend the company's rights, will be hella well hung. Like in the styling sweet shirt that has a little 9x7 printed on the breast pocket.
Or hella hot women up there talking about why men should show off their size to the world. I've been thinking about this since I started Penis Enlargement, but I want to wait until I'm over 8x6 then I'm going to do it.
Alright, I'm done bitching about my personal life. Just wanted to tell you I think the boxers would be cool.
