It’s getting awkward...

[PR69]

I don’t like to measure so I dont know how much I’ve gained, but i know my girth has improved big time. My girlfriend has started to feel the difference, I can tell by her confused face. Do you think she knows? Am I getting paranoid? Lol this is awkward now. Trying to figure out how to play it off if she brings it up.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

if she comments, just turn it around and say something to the effect of 'I really miss you' or 'you're too sexy' or 'you feel sooooo good'...all these will appeal to her Narcissistic tendencies and deflect the attention away from your gains. Just make it all about her and you'll be able to play it off

 

[Xxxi]

Who cares if you dick gets bigger? She probably doesn’t care half as much as u think. For us, it matters because we obsess about it. Women don’t. She is probably thinking about a million other things going on in her life, not the inch of change in your penis lol. Heck even if she noticed it grew a lot and commented... u could just say “yea it does seem bigger huh? That’s odd maybe it had a growth spurt lol” and that be the end of that convo. Finish sex and go about your day. She’s not gonna investigate it. My wife’s vagina feels tighter or looser daily, idc. Even if it shrunk or grew... I wouldn’t care.

 

[Lookn4girth]

Throw it back on her and say " I was going to ask you if you had been doing kegels"

 

[huge-girth]

Throw it back on her and say " I was going to ask you if you had been doing kegels"

Exactly.

 

[dmoney101]

I doubt any girl is going to be mad if you say you've been doing penis exercises and grew from it

 

[huge-girth]

I doubt any girl is going to be mad if you say you've been doing penis exercises and grew from it

None in my opinion.

 

[DLD]

I doubt any girl is going to be mad if you say you've been doing penis exercises and grew from it

Everyone in the world must know I do PE, no sweat off my back!

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

I doubt any girl is going to be mad if you say you've been doing penis exercises and grew from it

don't kid yourself...women are odd creatures and if she detects that you're spending your free time focusing on PE (or any other endeavor for that matter), she could become jealous or flat-out resent the fact you're not using that time for her. Be careful

 

[dmoney101]

don't kid yourself...women are odd creatures and if she detects that you're spending your free time focusing on PE (or any other endeavor for that matter), she could become jealous or flat-out resent the fact you're not using that time for her. Be careful

If she thinks an hour of exercise is a problem you need to leave her anyway

 

[huge-girth]

If she thinks an hour of exercise is a problem you need to leave her anyway

Instantaneous breakup.

 

[DLD]

don't kid yourself...women are odd creatures and if she detects that you're spending your free time focusing on PE (or any other endeavor for that matter), she could become jealous or flat-out resent the fact you're not using that time for her. Be careful

Penis Envy is a real deal!

 

[huge-girth]

I don’t like to measure so I dont know how much I’ve gained, but i know my girth has improved big time. My girlfriend has started to feel the difference, I can tell by her confused face. Do you think she knows? Am I getting paranoid? Lol this is awkward now. Trying to figure out how to play it off if she brings it up.

Don't tell her. Let there be some sort of mystery about you and your penis.

 

[DLD]

Don't tell her. Let there be some sort of mystery about you and your penis.

Agree