If you could have sex with....

I'd have to find out what it is the welsh love so much about sheep.
 
if i had to fuck any animal.......Hydromaxmm............a wookie. it'll be like stuffin a 7 foot teddy bear. just like back in the old days.........nm that's old therapy comin back
 
lepiricus said:
That wookie better be knocked out, else that son-of-bitch would rip your dick off like husking corn.
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ouchies man... that hurt... and i dont even have a penis... :O

-Sam
 
GhosT_DoGG said:
Hmm an animal... do i have to? I would rather sleep with a woman.

Well Hydromaxm... what animals dont have teeth?=)
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I think a giant anteater, like crazyed mentioned, would be your safest bet. :D A manatee might also work- at least you'd get to dictate the pace and intensity with such a passive creature.

Ugh, I feel sick from even replying to this thread... :barf:
 
I enjoy occasional intercourse with Hamsters and the odd Dolphin.

But, once I got lucky with a sheep... I couldn't get it to defecate though.
 
Id choose a woman as humans are animals to.

You and baby we aint nothing but mammals, lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel.
 
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