I Wonder if PE Will Ever Become an Olympic Sport

[DLD]

That would be cool. There would probably be endorsements for stuff like baby powder and Vaseline. There would be tons of merchandise they could sell like t-shirts, posters and maybe even action figures. There would be a stillwantmore action figure that comes with it's own camera and cock ring. They may make the Bib action figure that you could hang from your rear view mirror by the penis.

 

[stillwantmore]

Oh man, my face is still hurting from laughing at this post! A Stillwantmore action figure? LOL. What about a DLD action figure with "crazy foot action" (jaz's avatar) and a recorded voice that says "Visualize the penis you want!" in a quirky voice? An Olympic Sport? Hmm.

 

[jim555555555]

Bib action figure that you could hang from your rear view mirror by the penis

haha

 

[Gardenier90]

Originally posted by stillwantmore
Oh man, my face is still hurting from laughing at this post! A Stillwantmore action figure? LOL. What about a DLD action figure with "crazy foot action" (jaz's avatar) and a recorded voice that says "Visualize the penis you want!" in a quirky voice? An Olympic Sport? Hmm.

ROFLMAO!!!

 

[teoman]

If Penis Enlargement becomes an olympic sport, I suggest different competition categories:
Heavy Weight Division, Middle Weight Division and Fly Weight Division ,each subdivided into:
sub six inch starters, six-eight inch starters, eight+ inch starters.
titles offered according to evaluation criteria : percentagewise progress championship, maximum length championship, maximum girth championship, maximum volume championship, etc.

DLD may probably pick up all the golden medals in this olympic branch for the US.

 

[stillwantmore]

Dont forget the Max Stretched length category. With an extra gold medal awarded to the man who can hang over a bar by his penis.

 

[DLD]

I want to have my own action figure. I'm thinking a long haired, white rapper that obsessively measures his penis. He comes complete with a ruler and prozac

 

[ItsElectric]

Or an ItsElectric action figure that does... Nothing! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

-ItsElectric

 

[pUNKY]

now we all know what [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MoS[/words] is gonna make next

 

[DLD]

Hey...how about a Jen Action Figure that Squirts

 

[pUNKY]

LOL

 

[stillwantmore]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
Hey...how about a Jen Action Figure that Squirts

Squeeze her stomach and point in a safe direction

 

[teoman]

I am not sure if Penis Enlargement can be an olympic sport, but I am 100% sure there will be gigantic white dicks in the near future.

 

[huge-girth]

I am not sure if Penis Enlargement can be an olympic sport, but I am 100% sure there will be gigantic white dicks in the near future.

The good thing is that after you made this comment, we now have numerous giant whites dicks and the future is still far away

 

[DLD]

The good thing is that after you made this comment, we now have numerous giant whites dicks and the future is still far away

Many! SevenWantsTen I believe is close to 11" erect and there are many 9 inchers around too.

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

and there are many 9 inchers around too.

...oh, to dream

 

[DLD]

...oh, to dream

You are only a hop, skip and a jump to the 9" mark! How far are you now, .25"?

 

[Big Schwanz Acht]

You are only a hop, skip and a jump to the 9" mark! How far are you now, .25"?

I've got a strong 3/4" to go until 9" bpel is in my grasp

 

[DLD]

Easy peasy lemon squeezey