I want to strip for my girl~

[harmonic169]

The title pretty much says it all. I have a feeling that women get as turned on as men do by stripping (Under the right circumstances and done properly, of course.) Now I know that there's this "Carmen Electra makes you lose weight by doing Cardio Stripping" thing for women, but I don't think there's a comperable tape out there for us guys. Additionally the "Male stripper" type stuff that's out there on the internet is either the men slapping the woman in the face with their cocks (Which I don't want to do) or gay (Which, no offence to homosexuals, but I'm not.) So what do you guys think I should do? Just look around? Hope? Ask my femal friends for their opinions (Most of whom have only seen female strippers, by the way)?

Any advice would be awesome.

 

[prince Albert]

I did a strip for my wife a few years ago and she was laughing and giggling all the way through,i think she was a bit embarrised but we had sex straight afterwards and i have never known her to be so wet and aroused as she was,she straddled my stomach kissing my neck and she was dripping on me she was so wet.

As far as the strip went i didn't tell her i was going to do it and i didn't practice anything before hand,i had a novelty thong she got me for valentines day and i wore that and a shirt,tie,trousers which she normaly doesn't see me in.nice aftershave and minty breath.

She was in the bedroom and i walked in and she was,why are you dressed like that,i said nothing pressed play on cd and just went for it.

The thing to do is not try to hard,just look confident even if you feel crap,lots of eye contact make her feel like you want her so bad,get close look her in the eyes move close to kiss her then pull away,don't no if you have ever had a lap dance but do the same sort of things as they do tease.

When you start and take your clothes of don't try and be clever.no twirling around like a spining top just nice and slow tease her,keep the eye contact.

Enjoy it.

 

[DLD]

Thats awesome, I think she will enjoy this. I think men become to wrapped up in their insecurities and allow sexy, relationship building fun, like stripping, slip by. This type of play enchants a female and it will bring you guys closer.

 

[samzman]

not to mention make her fuck you wild hehe lol

never did it though. i can dance but not that type hehe if you can workit shake that thing boy!

 

[Chi]

This is great.

Anyone else done it? I think I might go for it in the near future. Gotta get some gains first.

 

[bigsack]

I'd say get a cock ring; male strippers all seem to wear those to stay hard even when they're concentrating more on their routine.

 

[sikdogg]

Do a google search for stripper classes. There are usually a bunch of classes in just about every large metropolitan area. Tell the instuctor what you want to do and they'll be more than willing to help. There's actually a class in my area that offers a couples stripping class. The instructor also works with alot of male strippers to help them set-up routines.

 

[harmonic169]

Thanks for all the good advice, guys! I'll certainly look into all of this. I suppose in the end even if I'm not *sexy* she'll still have fun, right?

 

[penguinsfan]

My buddy started years ago stripping when he was 17 years old. His first night, he showed up to fill-in at some male revue show and he was so lousy he had girls laughing at him. He made a grand total of $4.00 in tips that night, and the last one was from some woman that said she'd give him a dollar to leave and not bother her anymore. I don't know how, but he didn't get discouraged and stuck with it. Now he runs a stripping agency as a side business and does about 3 or 4 shows per month. He has performed in Miami, Las Vegas, and numerous other metro areas for appearances.

 

[penguinsfan]

Do a google search for stripper classes. There are usually a bunch of classes in just about every large metropolitan area. Tell the instuctor what you want to do and they'll be more than willing to help. There's actually a class in my area that offers a couples stripping class. The instructor also works with alot of male strippers to help them set-up routines.

Sikdogg, I haven't seen you around lately. I referenced you in the "marriage site" thread in this forum, as your sex life truly makes you one of my heros.

 

[harmonic169]

Well, Penguinsfan, I don't know if you're in contact with your friend anymore, but if you are, please be kind enough to ask him his advice on this particular matter, as, inspite of all this good advice, I still barely know where to begin.

 

[penguinsfan]

Well, Penguinsfan, I don't know if you're in contact with your friend anymore, but if you are, please be kind enough to ask him his advice on this particular matter, as, inspite of all this good advice, I still barely know where to begin.

Yeah, I see him several times per week. We hang out at work and outside of work, he is one of my closest friends. Don't really know what kind of verbal advice he could provide. He was actually thinking of producing a video to help men with all the techniques. There probably is some need for it, as it could probably help some men spice up their lives. Women need good dancing as they view it as part of the whole foreplay shit and they get more emotionally involved with the details, whereas a man can't wait to get it on.

 

[Chi]

Penguinsfan, if you have the time one of these days, it would be great if you talked about it with him and then pass on the advice. This would be great to a lot of guys, and specially to our ladies hehheh

 

[bIgjOe]

I know there a few ex or current male dancers on this forum, I wish they would do some chiming in here too. I was actually going to start a thread on it, and i might still. I want to get into this for the good money I hear they make, and I think it might work for me as I have a muscular build, a pretty big penis, and some natural rhytHydromax, but I'm at a loss as to what I would do to audition, or if theres any other qualifications needed to get in on this business. Penguinsfan if you could include something like that when questioning your friend I would certainly appreciate it.

 

[bIgjOe]

I'm not talking about making this a lifelong career if anyone was gonna advise against that, I'm just in college and as a result am continually strapped for cash. I know there are a few male places in the greater Orlando area though so it is a very real possibility for me.

 

[penguinsfan]

I'll try to remember to bring it up with him and see what advice he might have to offer. He may even have some knowledge of the Florida scene. He used to work in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale area and I'm sure he made numberous contacts in the state.

 

[bIgjOe]

Cool much appreciated ma' man.

 

[TonyYayo]

only gay people strips

 

[millionman]

YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!!

JK, if you just dance around and get into the vibe of the music I'm sure you'd get an A for effort, or maybe some sort of A that I'm sure you're after to begin with. Please, feel free to let us know how this experiment turns out, as it could become a new trend. Maybe DLD would then offer you a place for routine development but of the dancing kind....LOL [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] stripper college. That would be awesome, wouldn't it?

 

[penguinsfan]

I know there a few ex or current male dancers on this forum, I wish they would do some chiming in here too. I was actually going to start a thread on it, and i might still. I want to get into this for the good money I hear they make, and I think it might work for me as I have a muscular build, a pretty big penis, and some natural rhytHydromax, but I'm at a loss as to what I would do to audition, or if theres any other qualifications needed to get in on this business. Penguinsfan if you could include something like that when questioning your friend I would certainly appreciate it.

I asked my buddy a few hours ago. He actually has a web site, but he doesn't want me to give it out, until he gets it updated.

He said to contact some male reviews in your region and see if they need any fill-ins or extra dancers. Explain your situation and tell them that you believe you have what it takes, but maybe need to learn a little stuff and see if someone will work with you on a few moves and routines. Offer to perform for tips only, until you get established. My buddy pays his guys $50 each and they usually make another $50-$200 in tips on top of that. So the bulk of your money would be tips anyway, but no one is going to pay you if they have no idea if you're any good or not. He says when you first perform, have a couple drinks just to get you smiling and take the edge of your nerves, but DO NOT GET INTOXICATED, or you're going to fuck everything (including your chances of repeat business) up. If you can't always control your alcohol, you'd be better off to skip that piece of advice.

You have to be a decent looking guy, but you don't have to have a million dollar model face either. The women want a strong, masculine looking man and your muscular definition is more important. You definitely need to be cut. If you don't have under say 8% bodyfat and cannot easily see ripped abs and strong chest/shoulders, you have work to do before you can procede. For what it is worth, that are a lot of gay clubs and revues in the Orlando area. Obviously many men are not comfortable with that, so you should be aware that you'll need to be selective of who you work with if that concerns you.

 

[penguinsfan]

Well, Penguinsfan, I don't know if you're in contact with your friend anymore, but if you are, please be kind enough to ask him his advice on this particular matter, as, inspite of all this good advice, I still barely know where to begin.

Well, you can read what I wrote for BigJoe above. His situation is different, but I think one thing that might help is if you guys killed a few drinks ahead of time. I know it really can lighten things up with sex, so I'm sure it'll do the same thing here.

Look, it's your girl and if you are really wanting to perform like this for her, you must really love her and have a good relationship with her. Just get a little buzz going and go for it. Make it an all out moment. Go to the novelty store and get some of those home party lights and get all kinds of colors and shit flying around the dark room. Play some funny music or something, such as some Right Said Fred. She's going to bust out laughing at the situation you've sprung on her, so laugh with her. Hey, you might look ackward and nervous and not so good at dancing and she might indeed laugh at that, but I'm sure she won't do it to hurt your feelings, just being overcome by the moment. Laugh with her. Have a hell of a good time with it yourself. Ask yourself what is the worst case scenario? You're so bad at stripping that she laughs at you. So what? Laugh with her. Sometimes we fumble the ball or fuck up in life and all we can do is laugh at the moment. Hope that helps. I say just go for it.

If you're still concerned, you might consider Sikdogg's advice of professional instruction. That may be more of a southern California or large metro area thing. If you're in the smalltown, you're probably not going to find such a thing.

 

[bIgjOe]

Thanks much Penguins.

 

[penguinsfan]

I'm going to try and tell him he needs to update the site, so I can list it here for you guys.