I got caught!!

In order to maintain a consistent Penis Enlargement routine, I sometimes do my daily 1/2 hour sessions just prior to working out at the gym. I work out at a facility at my work, usually pretty early in the morning when theres nobody else there... At least usually.
The Penis Enlargement sessions before working out and going to work is a nice thing for me because I'll have the Penis Enlargement taken care of early in the day, so if I get some spare time I can get some bonus Penis Enlargement'ing done, or spend some time on some of my other hobbies. Time tends to be a problem for me, with a (more than) full time job, two kids, a wife, a bit of working out, and different hobbies.
Well, today was one of those days with a Penis Enlargement session first thing at the job. I usually do the sessions at the toilet near to the place where I change from regular clothes to the training clothes. And since I've been doing this early morning Penis Enlargement for a while now, I guess I got sloppy today and forgot to lock the door.
How stupid of me, you might think. And I totally agree with you.
So in the middle of my stretching routine with latex gloves and the works, including a scientific calculator for keeping track of time (I forgot my watch at home today) the cleaning man walks through the door.
That was a pretty embarrasing moment for me, even though I'm sure it'll be a hilarious moment to think back on later.
I don't know how much he saw of me and what I did, but I'm sure he must have thought that I was either crazy or some sort of a pervert (latex gloves and a scientific calculator???).
So the morale of this long winded tale is: Always make sure that you lock the door if you Penis Enlargement places where other people have acces!
I just hope he doesn't start telling the people of my department... That would be really uncool.

Any other embarrassing stories around here? (Or hot ones? It'd be a turn-on to get walked-in on by the curious blond big titted nympho neighbour during a girth work out, or while edging...)
 
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aishoal said:
So in the middle of my stretching routine with latex gloves and the works, including a scientific calculator for keeping track of time (I forgot my watch at home today) the cleaning man walks through the door.

I was that cleaning man:D I needed some extra cash so I took the job. I was going to introduce myself and give you some tips but you appeared to have a very good stroke going and I did not wanna fuck up your groove:D
 
doublelongdaddy said:
I was that cleaning man:D I needed some extra cash so I took the job. I was going to introduce myself and give you some tips but you appeared to have a very good stroke going and I did not wanna fuck up your groove:D
I can't stop laughing, DLD is like GOD but of Penis Enlargement watching over us Penis Enlargementers eveywhere rofl
 
LOL can't forget the latex gloves! thats hilarious man! can you imagine what was goin through that guys head if he saw what you were doin? 'man, i have to clean the shitter again....holy shit! was that a scientific calculator?' lol you get the point...
 
Yeah, it's pretty hilarious.
And all your comments makes it even funnier.
I still cant believe I didn't lock the door, though...
Maybe I should get my head examined. If that keeps up I wont be able to remember my name after I reach 35...
 
If anybody says anything, just tell them you work part-time for the EPA and were calculating the water flows for comparison purposes between the toilets and the urinals.
 
damn thats one uncomfortable situation ....with gloves and calculator too ...lol but its cool if he every ask you one day what you were doin just say that you were enlarging your penis using strecting and jelqing techniques...?? odds are he won't even believe you
 
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