Hubby's hooked and has a question....

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I took some pictures home of stretches for hubby. He liked them, and couldn't beleive the guy in the picture. He said that dude makes me look like a chipmunk....:)

So as he was trying some of the stretches, he was telling me about a problem he has.

He wants to practice as much as possible, but feels like a perv. when he's at work in the bathroom. He said "I'm afraid someone will see me over the stall and think I'm weird". I said "well, don't guys jack off in the bathroom"? He said "yea, but this isn't jacking off, and it would look weird". I said well, when you show them your results you will probably have them in there doing it w/ you. He said "they proabbly already have big dicks". Which I DOUBT...but he seems to think so.

Anyway - do any of you "practice" at work, and if so....how do you get privacy?

BTW - he's said he doubted if he would get on here to post, he would just use me and let me ask his questions...etc.....

I started feeling a little bad last night like I was pushing him to much and he is trying so hard......so I gave him an unforgetable blow job....all is well :)
 
First off, good shit with getting him interested. Secondly, maybe he is a bit paranoid. What kind of perverts actually look over the stalls of public bathrooms?

I have made it a habit to do at least some stretching everytime I go into a public or private bathroom. It is a good way the cock "active" or so I call it.

Just let him know that there are plenty of guys who practice pe at work. Sure, it might be wierd at first, but so was Penis Enlargement in general. Hope I helped. :)
 
Zewt said:
Secondly, maybe he is a bit paranoid. What kind of perverts actually look over the stalls of public bathrooms?

I have made it a habit to do at least some stretching everytime I go into a public or private bathroom. It is a good way the cock "active" or so I call it.

Just let him know that there are plenty of guys who practice pe at work. Sure, it might be wierd at first, but so was Penis Enlargement in general. Hope I helped. :)
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All very good points....thank you. I would love to get some pics. and let you guys crituque....I just odn't know if he'd go for it. He'd say - why in the hell do you want to post a picture of my cock for a bunch of guys to look at??

We will see...........
 
Well since Penis Enlargement is a long process, I'd find it... somehow uncomfortable as results don't come as fast as My girl/wife would like... I'd think... and that would be a major draw back to me.

Oh and yes I stretch and or dry jelq whenever I can... not necessarily hardcore sessions each time, but as its been said, that keeps the penis "active" ;)
 
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thewife said:
I took some pictures home of stretches for hubby. He liked them, and couldn't beleive the guy in the picture. He said that dude makes me look like a chipmunk....:)

So as he was trying some of the stretches, he was telling me about a problem he has.

He wants to practice as much as possible, but feels like a perv. when he's at work in the bathroom. He said "I'm afraid someone will see me over the stall and think I'm weird". I said "well, don't guys jack off in the bathroom"? He said "yea, but this isn't jacking off, and it would look weird". I said well, when you show them your results you will probably have them in there doing it w/ you. He said "they proabbly already have big dicks". Which I DOUBT...but he seems to think so.

Anyway - do any of you "practice" at work, and if so....how do you get privacy?

BTW - he's said he doubted if he would get on here to post, he would just use me and let me ask his questions...etc.....

I started feeling a little bad last night like I was pushing him to much and he is trying so hard......so I gave him an unforgetable blow job....all is well :)
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ok sorry but this just seems a little off. So you know men DO NOT jerk off in bathroom stalls at work...dont know where you heard that from. Second, I am almost possitive that you are thew husband. Your not the wife. your asshamed to be doin this, so you pretend your your own wife. Im alkmost sure im right, i can sniff out shit like this. either way if this is you...the guy....stop pretending to be a girl. whatever....just what my instincts tell me, and i am almost never wrong when i trust my insticts....Anyone else gettin this kinda vibe from..."the wife"
 
desiel_dick said:
ok sorry but this just seems a little off. So you know men DO NOT jerk off in bathroom stalls at work...dont know where you heard that from. Second, I am almost possitive that you are thew husband. Your not the wife. your asshamed to be doin this, so you pretend your your own wife. Im alkmost sure im right, i can sniff out shit like this. either way if this is you...the guy....stop pretending to be a girl. whatever....just what my instincts tell me, and i am almost never wrong when i trust my insticts....Anyone else gettin this kinda vibe from..."the wife"
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Okay Desiel - let me start by saying.....get off my thread. I have seen some of your posts, and it is painfully obvious that you are very young and immature. I thought you were banned or something....?????

I am most certainly a woman, my husband doesn't even get online. Nor would he act like me if he did.....we are adults and have no reason to try and "trick" anyone ONLINE of all places when your anonymous anyway.

I'm not interested in ANYTHING you have to say, so from now on...when you see a post from "thewife" PULEASE don't open it......."K" Sweetie????

Thanks...and BTW - I have NO IDEA what guys do in the bathroom....hence the REASON I ASKED......duh!
 
ggogeta said:
I did jerk off in bathroom when I was younger :P So what :s
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

All I know is anytime I go into the bathroom at the shop there are all these nudie magazines everywhere and calendars, and posters. What the hell else do they do in there - lol............
 
desiel_dick said:
ok sorry but this just seems a little off. So you know men DO NOT jerk off in bathroom stalls at work...dont know where you heard that from. Second, I am almost possitive that you are thew husband. Your not the wife. your asshamed to be doin this, so you pretend your your own wife. Im alkmost sure im right, i can sniff out shit like this. either way if this is you...the guy....stop pretending to be a girl. whatever....just what my instincts tell me, and i am almost never wrong when i trust my insticts....Anyone else gettin this kinda vibe from..."the wife"
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Oh, and your right about your instincts - they are never wrong....because this is a woman......so that would make your instincts dead WRONG!!!!
Grow up with your "vibes" - ((( sigh/roll eyes)))
 
thewife said:
Okay Desiel - let me start by saying.....get off my thread. I have seen some of your posts, and it is painfully obvious that you are very young and immature. I thought you were banned or something....?????

I am most certainly a woman, my husband doesn't even get online. Nor would he act like me if he did.....we are adults and have no reason to try and "trick" anyone ONLINE of all places when your anonymous anyway.

I'm not interested in ANYTHING you have to say, so from now on...when you see a post from "thewife" PULEASE don't open it......."K" Sweetie????

Thanks...and BTW - I have NO IDEA what guys do in the bathroom....hence the REASON I ASKED......duh![/QUOTE

yep im hit the nail right on the head. seems i struck a nerve. ok well i have no problem leaving your sorry ass alone. you do the same for me. thanks aain sweetheart. luv ya
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thewife said:
Oh, and your right about your instincts - they are never wrong....because this is a woman......so that would make your instincts dead WRONG!!!!
Grow up with your "vibes" - ((( sigh/roll eyes)))
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ok i thought you said you wanted me to leave you alone. stop eggin me on. i could care less either way i was just voicing my opinion , which i have ever right to do. thanks again sweety...
 
Thread CLOSED. Too many threads recently have been hijacked and made into bashing rants so this is closed.

Please remember not to hijack threads and turn the topic into something else and if you have a problem with someone than deal with it in a mature manner and use some tact, maybe try PM's ?:(

desiel_dick your in the minority with your view.
 
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