How I nearly picked up a MILF

Hey guys!

I was coming home last night on Firday night at a bout 2 - 3 AM and was on the top on a London double decker bus. SO many people just go home by cab but I don't like that, you miss out on all the banter from the bus!

Anway this MILF sat down in front of me and I didn't even really register her presence. There was some funy banter going on down stairs and I Laughed out loud, to which the MILF turned around and smiled. Not willing to let it go I struck up some conversation. I can't remember what I said but I just rember not using any "routines" as I again do not like that.

I remember seeing this lady was amazed by Simyan ;) and I noticed how others on the bus had stopped what they were doing to listen to the conversation.

I guaged that I was slighty too young for her but I was still willing to make the most out of the experience, she is nearly twice my age haha, and I'm not even 20!

It ended with a little kiss but I just wanted to tell you all if you are ever in London, consider taking the Bus, especially if there are two decks as the banter is bantastic!
 
The interesting thing is i get more random talking to me on any night except friday. Its only on this fucking day the whole wold enjoys and i sit in a corner watching them.
 
haha, this is great. i may post my experience with a milf on here one day. the best sex of my life and also comical :)
 
Yeah!

SHe was actually a teacher, I reckon I should have lied about my age but its done. I love these epxeriences as they just make for great stories and just pump you with confidence !
Priapus90;433092 said:
LOVE IT!! I'm 20! You think that she would go for me!?!?!?!?! LOLOL!!!!
 
Priapus90;433092 said:
LOVE IT!! I'm 20! You think that she would go for me!?!?!?!?! LOLOL!!!!

Damn, I wish I were 20! Give 10 years and I will give you 2"!
 
No lol! Penis Enlargement is proven to work, it's just question of time. FUck it age, it just a number, roll with me when your in London King Salvini
doublelongdaddy;433525 said:
Damn, I wish I were 20! Give 10 years and I will give you 2"!
 
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