A pal of mine was
hanging, his pants halfway down to his knees--while working on the computer--watching adult entertainment? His wife, who did not know about his activity, came into his office. He grabbed the thing and threw it under the desk.
While he was adjusting his pants, his wife asked him what he was doing with the
weights. He told her he was exercising his bum leg.
His wife: I didn't know you had a bum leg, honey. I could have sworn that
weight was
hanging off the end of your dick.
:blush: