GUILTY PLEASURE:What chick would you fuck and not brag to your buddies about?

[Girth Hammer]

For some reason I dont know why but when I see kathy griffin and sarah silverman on TV cursing and doing stand up they seem super sexy to me. I dont think I would be attracted to them if I just seen them at a grocery store or something and didnt know who they were but for some reason when I see them on TV I just want to fuck them.

I know you guys have chick like that you want to fuck but would not really brag about to your buddies or ever tell them at all about , so tell us who these chicks are?

 

[sasquatch]

Griffin and Silverman...LMFAO...I hear 'ya man. Griffin is always offering to fuck and the time Sarah Silverman pissed in that Pringles potatoe chip container...ha ha ha

I would fuck either of them, right in front of my mother LOL

I jacked off more to Peg Bundy "Married With Children" than I can remember.

Ray Romano's wife from "Everybody Loves Raymond" has seen alot of wrist action in my head.

That horse face from "Sex and the City" would need a car wash to get cleaned off if I could have 20 minutes with her.

The daughter on "American Dad" would get it hard...even if she is animated. Same goes for Peter's wife on "Family Guy"

 

[Girth Hammer]

Peg Bundy is sexy, I would be more than happy to fuck her

 

[mlb092]

*sigh*....nancy grace and Fran Drescher

 

[samzman]

peggy segal (peg bundy)

the gothic chick from csi (yes i like goth)

the lesbian lover of willow in buffy the vampire slayer..tara i think..

 

[Girth Hammer]

The chick from the progressive.com commercials (red lipstick) and rachael ray(good cooking get my blood flowing and the raspy voice is sexy a tad bit)

 

[robjeremy]

Oprah

 

[shr0om_7]

The chick from the progressive.com commercials (red lipstick)

Deff. the red lipstick chick!

Leah Marie Remini (Wife from King of Queens)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes)
Constance Marie (Wife from The George Lopez show)
Masiela Lusha (Daughter from The George Lopez show)

List goes on and on. hah.

 

[REDZULU2003]

It would have to be Madonna ... I would love to have sex with her. She looks great for her age and I bet she is wild in bed and could learn me a thing or two! That hot Italian blood through her veins aswell mmmm just is a sexy mature woman, always liked her music but I wouldnt brag about wanting to bed her.

 

[Girth Hammer]

I understand RED, For some reason when i look at older chick I fell like they need a good fucking. Older woman are so sexy to me rofl sometimes I fell weird when I have friends that have super nice moms cause all I can think of is fucking them.

 

[sasquatch]

The red lipstick chick from progressive for sure.....hope she has insurance 'cause I would ruin her.

 

[Girth Hammer]

My friend I grew up with all my life since like 4 or 5 years old has girlfriend that is a crazy bitch. They have been together for like 3 years. She is such a drama chick and annoying as fuck. there relationship is such a joke and fake I fell like Im living in a MTV show. But I just want to fuck her one good time rofl.

 

[newbie09]

katie price

 

[Benjamin Siegel]

at the top of my penis head: i would ball Sarah Palin, Dolly Parton (young), Alicia Keys, Mae West (young), Jennifer Beals, Kat Dennings, Milena Velba, Natalie Portman, and Gloria Allred all anally.

and i would FUCK Kellie Everts, Maria Carta, Lynda Carter, Marisa Del Portillo, Patricia Heaton, Glenda Hatchett, Nancy Spungen, Parminder Nagra, Veronica Castro (young), Nicole Ari Parker, Cassandra Peterson, Judith Grace, Victoria Ruffo, Gloria Rolando, and Odalys García....like theres no tomorrow and i would unload inside them all.

 

[newbie09]

longer list

katie price, lucy pinder, michelle marsch, denise milani, next door nikki, shyla stylez, carmella bing, pume swede, tory lane, kelly bell and others^^

 

[Ominous]

My best friends mom.

 

[newbie09]

My best friends mom.

how classical

 

[elpichon3000]

Hmmm id say Kathy Griffin she looks like a fuckin freak and a three some with Joan Rivers and her daughter.

 

[newbie09]

jennifer love hewitt when seeing i know what you did last summer

 

[Benjamin Siegel]

Hmmm id say Kathy Griffin she looks like a fuckin freak

hahaha yea Griffin is most likely a big freak... she looks like the type of broad, that would probably ask you to give her a good wrap right in her fuckin face, while shes havin an orgasm.

 

[newbie09]

elisha cuthbert

 

[Shion]

Alex Borstein. A few others that I forgot the name of.
A few women in the office I work at.
Aaaand...my cousin. Well, one of them not so more. It's like, when I was 11, I'd have fucked the shit out of her. She was 30-something. But now she's like 40-something and a mother. Aaaand my other cousin is way underage.

...I liked girls my age when I was very young. I haven't stopped liking them. I don't pursue them obviously but when you look at all the clothes an shit they wear which is the exact same thing chicks my age now wear, can you not see the logic? Probably the hardest thing to tell anybody next to my penis size, due to the stranger danger nowadays.

 

[Girth Hammer]

Don't know if I said this before.

Chelsea Handler is begging for some penis. I don't know what it is about her but she oozes good sex.

 

[Girth Hammer]

Michelle Beadle from "Sports Nation" I dig girly tomboys. You know what I mean.

And a few female commentators on sportscenter.

 

[DLD]

Edit, George Bush?

 

[Turnover]

Griffin and Silverman...LMFAO...I hear 'ya man. Griffin is always offering to fuck and the time Sarah Silverman pissed in that Pringles potatoe chip container...ha ha ha

I would fuck either of them, right in front of my mother LOL

I jacked off more to Peg Bundy "Married With Children" than I can remember.

Ray Romano's wife from "Everybody Loves Raymond" has seen alot of wrist action in my head.

That horse face from "Sex and the City" would need a car wash to get cleaned off if I could have 20 minutes with her.

The daughter on "American Dad" would get it hard...even if she is animated. Same goes for Peter's wife on "Family Guy"

lololol rofl

Sarah Silverman is cool I'd wanna date her.///

Edit, George Bush?

what the Gorgia??? lol

 

[chiliwhacker]

Shit! I thought I saw on here Natalie Portman and Jennifer Love Hewitt. If I fucked them, I would tell everyone! I would fuck her armpit!

One that I'd fuck but not tell anyone is Lady Gaga. to me she's ugly as fuck but just to have her sing that "Bad Romance" song while I'm shoving my cock in her ass would be tits! But delete this if the roomer of her being a man is true I'm pretty sure she has a snatch but I'm just saying.

 

[Girth Hammer]

Edit, George Bush?

rofl but george bush doesn't give a fuck.

Chris rock:
You think you don't give a fuck? george bush doesn't give a fuck. If you were hanging from a cliff, and the only thing that could save your life was a fuck, And he happened to have a fuck in his pocket, he wouldn't give it to you.

You:"Hey george! I need a fuck! "

George:"Sorry, You know I don't give a fuck."

All the golden girls?Ladies, Lose the dentures and let get down to business!

 

[TheStick]

Kelly Ripa. And any other chick I fucked. I don't brag to my buddies about who I've been with. Most of the guys I know that do that are later revealed to be full of shit and I don't wanna be seen as one of those dudes.

 

[DLD]

I would also give it to Obamma too

 

[TheStick]

Might as well, DLD. He's givin it to us good and hard just like the last one(s) did. Just as well get a lil payback hehe.

 

[DLD]

Might as well, DLD. He's givin it to us good and hard just like the last one(s) did. Just as well get a lil payback hehe.

Yup, everybody had such high hopes, blaming Bush for everything not we are getting the same thing with The Boma.

 

[TheStick]

I didn't vote for him or McCain I'm proud to say. The lesser of two evils is STILL EVIL! I'm more of a Ron Paul type when it comes to politics and saw most of this BS comin 10 miles away. None of Obama's lies or reversals have surprised me in the least.

Oh, and if anyone thinks I'm a crazy wingnut Paul worshipper or whatever, I'd promptly end my support for him if he ever turned out to be even a miniscule fraction as bad as these other clowns.

 

[DLD]

I have never voted...fuck that

 

[Getbiglonger7]

fran drescher, jenna jameson.

 

[Getbiglonger7]

Fran drescher,Nina Hartley LOL, maybe Cher younger (version) Lotta mature women that still look great out there!

 

[DLD]

I have never voted...fuck that

wow I voted in 2016

 

[Getbiglonger7]

wow I voted in 2016

LOL

 

[DLD]

LOL

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