Found a new pump

cladre60;750965 said:
Goodbye [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]!

This thing is for 55 gallon barrel size! I'm gonna be HUGE!
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What are we looking at?
 
doublelongdaddy;751014 said:
What are we looking at?
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It's a pump to make your penis the size of a 55 gallon drum. I'm gonna be HUGE!



Actually it's just for pumping chemicals out of 55 gallon drums. It was a lame joke attempt on my part.
 
cladre60;751091 said:
It's a pump to make your penis the size of a 55 gallon drum. I'm gonna be HUGE!



Actually it's just for pumping chemicals out of 55 gallon drums. It was a lame joke attempt on my part.
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You never know. Connect the pump portion to a tube and it might work, rofl
 
Lookn4girth;751108 said:
You never know. Connect the pump portion to a tube and it might work, rofl
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If I still had a pocket pussy of some sort I'd try to job them together to create suction.
 
Oh it's a joke!!
I though it was the start of another "I've ruined my dick" thread!
 
Beertaxi;751117 said:
Oh it's a joke!!
I though it was the start of another "I've ruined my dick" thread!
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I walked into work and my 1 coworker pointed at it and said "you got a new pump." I picked it up and held it at my crotch in front of him and a female coworker and said "it'll take a few months to outgrow this."

Glad they have a sense of humor cause they started laughing.
 
Lookn4girth;751125 said:
You can always get another one but don't let the wife find it, lol
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Yeah and I hate hiding things.

Women don't understand that men NEED to release. It's a physical thing. If I go too long without an orgasm all my brain can think about is sex. My body wants me to empty my prostate. They don't have that issue so they don't understand the need.
 
Lookn4girth;751125 said:
You can always get another one but don't let the wife find it, lol
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Cheating always turn out badly. And always think how it would be if the show was on the other foot.
 
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