Ever Get Busted

[WaxN]

Someone started a post at Th*nd3r's about being busted doing Penis Enlargement by his sister, LOL!
Anyone here every get busted hanging, jelqing or pumping? I was never busted doing Penis Enlargement (yet! ), but I was busted doing the 5-knuckle shuffle as a horny young lad....

"When I was about 14, I had my 17-year-old female cousin walk into my room just as I was launching an ivory arc into the air. She watched it collapse into a pool on my stomach.
I looked up horrified as I saw her staring in utter disgust, but my pulsing knob was on auto-pilot, and I just kept firing shot after shot.
I distinctly remember that it occurred late in the school year (late May approximately), but we still had not spoken to each other even at Christmas time. We probably avoided looking at each other for nearly a year after, I bet.
Even now, 24 years later, I'm still mildly embarrassed by that fiasco. I'll say one thing, however, I'll bet she was shocked at the sheer volume of my surging ejaculate."

 

[DLD]

I got caught sucking my own dick when I was like 12 by my friends sisters friend. rofl

 

[TimBo755]

I was never busted doing Penis Enlargement (yet! ), but I was busted doing the 5-knuckle shuffle as a horny young lad....

same with me, though i was caught doing it by my mom... :blush: ? i don't think you can get any worse than that...cept for maybe your grandmother.

 

[Godsize]

People keep asking me what I'm microwaving that bowl of water for. I tell 'em my ankle hurts.

 

[seven_wants_ten]

So what are you microwaving that bowl of water for??

 

[Godsize]

The hot water is for my warm up hot wrap.

 

[playa7]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
I got caught sucking my own dick when I was like 12 by my friends sisters friend. rofl

rofl

C YA!

 

[dddd]

Years ago when I were a lad my mum walked into the room as i was just about to get onto my girlfriend, I got the impression that she was not to amused, bless her. I was banned from seeing the girlfriend for a week, although i did and we did where ever we could. He He Ah those where the days.

 

[bobbdobbs]

I was up in the upstairs bathroom late at night with hot water running, doing hot wraps between wet jelqs -- so I had a boner going when the wife walked in. Needless to say she was unrelenting in pressing me on just what the hell I was doing.

I've been in stealth Penis Enlargement mode ever since. That was almost a year ago, and I'd only been into Penis Enlargement for a couple weeks.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by bobbdobbs
I was up in the upstairs bathroom late at night with hot water running, doing hot wraps between wet jelqs -- so I had a boner going when the wife walked in. Needless to say she was unrelenting in pressing me on just what the hell I was doing.

I've been in stealth Penis Enlargement mode ever since. That was almost a year ago, and I'd only been into Penis Enlargement for a couple weeks.

Penis Enlargement turns JEN on more than anything in the world. She tries to peak on my sessions all the time. I still occasionally invite her in for a close-up preview

I try to relate myself to a woman's point of view here and I think if JEN was in the bathroom doing clit enlargement exercises I would get very horny.

 

[launchlover]

Believe it or not - I do a lot of my Penis Enlargement in the showers at the gym. We don't have curtains or doors on the stalls - so it's kind of fun being so daring. Usually - the shower room is empty when I start. It's nice taking advantage of the warm water. Sometimes I'll do stretches under the water. Sometimes, I'll take my baby oil and do jelqs. I can position myself so that I can see the reflection of someone coming in before they actually get there. A couple of times - I have been in the middle of a jelq session when someone came in - and I just turned around before they could see me. It's funny - but my penis immediately got harder knowing that there was someone not too far from me while I was finishing off my jelq session.

 

[REDZULU2003]

I have been caught with my pants down many times.....my sister caught me wanking my head off oneday.
She looked surprised....I wonder why

 

[mazdab8r]

I haven't been caught...YET! But the door in my room has a tendency to open itself, even when locked!... Only a matter of time till I get busted. I'm predicting it's going to be a very embarrasing day trying to explain to someone in my family what the hell I was doing.

 

[Shafty]

I got caught sucking my own dick when I was like 12 by my friends sisters friend.

DLD, how did you manage to do that?? Just out of curiosity... you must have been one flexible lad!

I've never been caught, although I've had several close calls!
Once I had just finished my workout and the lil guy was really swollen and hanging nicely, and then my sister walks in (I was in the bathroom). It's not like she hasn't seen me naked before, but obviously she noticed that my dick had undergone some changes. I could tell by the weird look in her eyes... it was a combination of surprise, confusion and perhaps a little arousal! rofl
Well, I've been more careful ever since.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by Shafty
DLD, how did you manage to do that?? Just out of curiosity... you must have been one flexible lad!

When I hit puberty I had a long penis for my age, probabbly just as long as it was pre-pe at around 6.5". I was also extremely skinny, I weighed about 105lbs up until I was 20. (oh the days of youth!) I was also very athletic as I was involved in karate, swimming, track and tennis. (WHAT THE FUCK HAPPenis EnlargementNED TO ME) anyway, I was extremely flexible and thin which made it easy to do this. You wanna know what is sad? Listen to the first three sentenses again in the present day....

When I hit 36 I had a long penis for my age, around 12". I was also extremely fat, I weighed about 225lbs. (oh the days of middle age!) I was also very lazy as I was involved in eating, jelqing, naps and butter.

 

[lonerj]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
When I hit puberty I had a long penis for my age, probabbly just as long as it was pre-pe at around 6.5". I was also extremely skinny, I weighed about 105lbs up until I was 20. (oh the days of youth!) I was also very athletic as I was involved in karate, swimming, track and tennis. (WHAT THE FUCK HAPPenis EnlargementNED TO ME) anyway, I was extremely flexible and thin which made it easy to do this. You wanna know what is sad? Listen to the first three sentenses again in the present day....

When I hit 36 I had a long penis for my age, around 12". I was also extremely fat, I weighed about 225lbs. (oh the days of middle age!) I was also very lazy as I was involved in eating, jelqing, naps and butter.

LOL DLD!!

You freakin' crack me up. It's awesome that you can be humorous about yourself.

 

[Shafty]

Hmm... I see a pattern here! LOL!

 

[squirt_inducer_man]

Someone started a post at Th*nd3r's about being busted doing Penis Enlargement by his sister, LOL!
Anyone here every get busted hanging, jelqing or pumping? I was never busted doing Penis Enlargement (yet! :O), but I was busted doing the 5-knuckle shuffle as a horny young lad....

"When I was about 14, I had my 17-year-old female cousin walk into my room just as I was launching an ivory arc into the air. She watched it collapse into a pool on my stomach.
I looked up horrified as I saw her staring in utter disgust, but my pulsing knob was on auto-pilot, and I just kept firing shot after shot.
I distinctly remember that it occurred late in the school year (late May approximately), but we still had not spoken to each other even at Christmas time. We probably avoided looking at each other for nearly a year after, I bet.
Even now, 24 years later, I'm still mildly embarrassed by that fiasco. I'll say one thing, however, I'll bet she was shocked at the sheer volume of my surging ejaculate."

Have never happened. But I live alone and I lock my door, and have no visitors. If I get visitors I know far ahead they will come because I have allowed it.

I have turned my apartment into an optimized penis enlargement gym.

 

[DLD]

I got caught a few times but nothing that embarrassed me too much. I am alone now so no risk

 

[Mw1t68]

My wife knows I do P.E. it’s pretty cool that I don’t have to hide it or sneak around. She has yet to watch me do it but I don’t think I’d want her to watch me stretch. I wouldn’t mind her watching me pump. I’m pretty sure it would turn her on.

 

[DLD]

My wife knows I do P.E. it’s pretty cool that I don’t have to hide it or sneak around. She has yet to watch me do it but I don’t think I’d want her to watch me stretch. I wouldn’t mind her watching me pump. I’m pretty sure it would turn her on.

Some get lucky and end up with an understanding mate

 

[huge-girth]

Some get lucky and end up with an understanding mate

Yes, some.

 

[DLD]

Yes, some.

With me, it was hell at first. She supported me and then eventually she hated me for what I was doing.

 

[VoorheesXIII]

My wife walked into the bathroom during a hanging session recently, she's seen all my gear & knows what it's for by my basic description but she's never seen it in action. She just went, "oh!" and i stupidly just grinned and waved at her like a dummy, we laughed and went about our day, lucky it wasn't a few minutes earlier as i was doing btc hanging lol.

My wife is good like that though, a lot of my p.e sessions wouldn't happen if the wife didn't run interference & free up a spare hour in the bathroom free from kids, she understands it's almost like meditation these days & gives me my time to myself, grateful she's supportive like that

 

[DLD]

Great woman

 

[Mw1t68]

My wife walked into the bathroom during a hanging session recently, she's seen all my gear & knows what it's for by my basic description but she's never seen it in action. She just went, "oh!" and i stupidly just grinned and waved at her like a dummy, we laughed and went about our day, lucky it wasn't a few minutes earlier as i was doing btc hanging LOL.

My wife is good like that though, a lot of my p.e sessions wouldn't happen if the wife didn't run interference & free up a spare hour in the bathroom free from kids, she understands it's almost like meditation these days & gives me my time to myself, grateful she's supportive like that

It’s really great having a supportive wife doing P.E. I believe it boils down to she knows that she will reap the rewards of my hard work.

 

[Abdiel Bull Berg]

Haven’t been busted like that, though I have made YT videos totally exposing what I do AND I actually told this one ex gf of mine that I did PE. She just got exicted by the idea of a even bigger cock to penetrate her.

 

[DLD]

Haven’t been busted like that, though I have made YT videos totally exposing what I do AND I actually told this one ex gf of mine that I did PE. She just got exicted by the idea of a even bigger cock to penetrate her.

Women are all over the place with this. Some get lucky and find a woman who is cool with it, even turned on by this but there are many women who will suffer with penis envy. Count you blessings if you find a girl who is cool with it

 

[huge-girth]

My wife walked into the bathroom during a hanging session recently, she's seen all my gear & knows what it's for by my basic description but she's never seen it in action. She just went, "oh!" and i stupidly just grinned and waved at her like a dummy, we laughed and went about our day, lucky it wasn't a few minutes earlier as i was doing btc hanging lol.

My wife is good like that though, a lot of my p.e sessions wouldn't happen if the wife didn't run interference & free up a spare hour in the bathroom free from kids, she understands it's almost like meditation these days & gives me my time to myself, grateful she's supportive like that

This is how a woman ia suppose to behave. They need to support the dreams of their man be it in PE or anything that is positive for the said man.

 

[huge-girth]

Women are all over the place with this. Some get lucky and find a woman who is cool with it, even turned on by this but there are many women who will suffer with penis envy. Count you blessings if you find a girl who is cool with it

The few women I told about my PE activities in the past never complained about it. But I also think it was so because we didn't date for a long time. I believe a wife should understand much better.