Bigd5903 said:
The first time i did calf raises on a smith machine i set the blocks too high. Being 6'3, when i did the first rep i smashed my head on the top of the machine. I didn't drop the
weight thankfully but the whole machien was shakin when i stepped off the block and everyone stopped to look at me. That was fun.
Oh shit! - My head hurts just visualizing that.
Farting: We've all done it. I was doing seated military in a square rack. After the last rep I kind of bounced off the seat while trying to rack the
weight in front of me. I let out a loud and unexpected explosive fart when my ass hit the seat. I was really embarrassed because there were a bunch of people less that a few feet away. Surprisingly enough, nobody noticed.
Another fart story: A friend that was doing bent-leg deadlifts and let out a fart so loud you could hear it across the gym over the music.
lol
I was about 25 feet away doing modified t-bar rows and almost dropped my
weight it was so damn funny. Another friend walks up and asks,"Dude! - Was that YOU?!?"
Yet another embarrassing fart story (personal): I was in the stretching area of my gym stretching and cooling down. I had a lot of gas, as usual, and wanted to let it out. The stretching area is located in the corner outside the track. I waited until it looked like nobody was running around the track. Last person was a hot chick and she disappeared. Before she disappeared I kind of checked her out. Apparently, she noticed my attention, because she came running back shortly after I passed some seriously stinky gas. I saw her coming for me and I kept repeating under my breath,"Keep going! Keep going! Not here! Don't stop! Don't stop!" Well, she not only stopped, she came and plopped down right next to me and gave a great big smile (before she smelled the gas). I smiled back, but my smile was probably sickly looking from embarassment.
lol
I don't know if the gas cleared in time, but I was too embarrassed to even socialize. Talk about Murphy's Law.