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Ok so I've not had to use rubbers for a long time, any of the women I've been with have been covered one way or another.
My current girlfriend has had the coil for a long time which is excellent at stopping pregnancy but last week she had to have it removed because it was causing unwanted side affects ( serious mood swings, pyhco girlfriend! ) so last night was the first time we have had the opportunity to make the beast with two backs. Anyway like I said up top I've not used rubbers for a long long time but when I came to put one on it didn't fit! I mean I couldn't get the bloody thing over the head of my unit! Now I am very confident that I've gained a bit of girth but surely not to the extent of not being able to put on a bloody rubber. These things where given to my missez at the clinic along with the pill but do you think they could be on the small side, do they even make small condoms or are they pretty much all the same size? Apart from magnums of course.
Can anyone shed any light on this please.
 
beardedbaldy;714664 said:
Ok so I've not had to use rubbers for a long time, any of the women I've been with have been covered one way or another.
My current girlfriend has had the coil for a long time which is excellent at stopping pregnancy but last week she had to have it removed because it was causing unwanted side affects ( serious mood swings, pyhco girlfriend! ) so last night was the first time we have had the opportunity to make the beast with two backs. Anyway like I said up top I've not used rubbers for a long long time but when I came to put one on it didn't fit! I mean I couldn't get the bloody thing over the head of my unit! Now I am very confident that I've gained a bit of girth but surely not to the extent of not being able to put on a bloody rubber. These things where given to my missez at the clinic along with the pill but do you think they could be on the small side, do they even make small condoms or are they pretty much all the same size? Apart from magnums of course.
Can anyone shed any light on this please.
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A few years back I had purchased a selection of assorted condoms.

Then my girth was 4.5 inches in circumference and they fit ok.

For chuckles, I tried some of them a few years ago when my girth was about 5.5, I needed to do some major stretching to get them on.

Today at over 6.5 mid girth I don't even attempt standard sizex condoms, even magnum XL's are too tight.
 
bro, the free ones in the clinic are super small. The NYC condoms that are given for free everywhere barely make it to my base and ride up. I believe they make them a tad bit smaller for teens perhaps? The funny thin is condoms are super expensive now a days at the store. I believe the Trojans i picked up cost like 20 bucks for 16 or something.
 
Standard Trojan Condoms will fit everyone. The only reason they sell bigger condoms is to make men shamefully but them. A Trojan condom can stretch over my entire head, I think it will fit everyones cock.
 
doublelongdaddy;714668 said:
Standard Trojan Condoms will fit everyone. The only reason they sell bigger condoms is to make men shamefully but them. A Trojan condom can stretch over my entire head, I think it will fit everyones cock.
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Yeah the other sizes are for girth freaks but theres not many of those.
 
These free ones given out at the clinic are on the smaller side I'd suspect, I actually lost my hard on whilst trying to get the damn thing on. I went to the supermarket earlier and got some durex and they weren't cheap, they where £15 . I'm hoping these fit ok because I really don't like messing about with them when I'm getting it on with my girl, it's a bit of a turn off having to think about using protection, kinda puts a dampener on being spontaneous! Gone are the days where I could take her roughly over the sofa when she comes in from work .
 
doublelongdaddy;714668 said:
Standard Trojan Condoms will fit everyone. The only reason they sell bigger condoms is to make men shamefully but them. A Trojan condom can stretch over my entire head, I think it will fit everyones cock.
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Thta company is loosing money when they do make those condoms,specially cause almost nobody is buying them!rofl
 
While true, a regular-sized condom will 'fit' over a human head, the question of will it 'fit' comfortably comes into play, (the answer is an emphatic 'NO', btw) When I've been inclined to venture-out in one of my 'field-trips', I try to remember to bring along more adequately sized protection since almost every time the only prophylactics on-hand are standard sized, (of which I have no idea their dimensions, but can say they don't roll-down to my base and are very constrictive to the point of leaving a ring-like dent/impression). Magnum's are a tad better, but are still a struggle to roll-on...what I do is unroll about 3-4 inches and use both hands to open it wide enough to get about 1/3rd of the way on, then it's EZPZ.
I guess there are extra thin gauge condoms that feel much better than what we have off the shelf, but are only available online...that gives me an idea!
 
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doublelongdaddy;714668 said:
Standard Trojan Condoms will fit everyone. The only reason they sell bigger condoms is to make men shamefully but them. A Trojan condom can stretch over my entire head, I think it will fit everyones cock.
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Only because they can fit doesn't mean they're the most comfortable or that they cannot tear easily.
 
kyomoto;714673 said:
Yeah the other sizes are for girth freaks but theres not many of those.
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Well imagine yourself at the counter of a store checking out and there is a beautiful girl there as the cashier, would you rather her see you buy standard size or large size? Most men will go for the bigger to protect their ego.
 
doublelongdaddy;714812 said:
Well imagine yourself at the counter of a store checking out and there is a beautiful girl there as the cashier, would you rather her see you buy standard size or large size? Most men will go for the bigger to protect their ego.
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im fine with going standard lol, i dont give a fuck what other people think
 
Big Schwanz Acht;714733 said:
While true, a regular-sized condom will 'fit' over a human head, the question of will it 'fit' comfortably comes into play, (the answer is an emphatic 'NO', btw) When I've been inclined to venture-out in one of my 'field-trips', I try to remember to bring along more adequately sized protection since almost every time the only prophylactics on-hand are standard sized, (of which I have no idea their dimensions, but can say they don't roll-down to my base and are very constrictive to the point of leaving a ring-like dent/impression). Magnum's are a tad better, but are still a struggle to roll-on...what I do is unroll about 3-4 inches and use both hands to open it wide enough to get about 1/3rd of the way on, then it's EZPZ.
I guess there are extra thin gauge condoms that feel much better than what we have off the shelf, but are only available online...that gives me an idea!
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True true! I've also had some condoms that would stretch over your head, leaving me feeling uncomfortable. And I do now remember a condom that didn't want to roll down very much on my shaft.
I do make my condom purchases online for the sake of variety and often times price wise. Last time I ordered a big lot and not having that big of a need, I gave some to a friend.
From what I've read, Japanese Okamoto does make quite the thin latex condoms. And then there are of course non-latex condoms, that usually cost a bit more but are very thin but durable. I'd suggest trying non-latex ones, especially if the sexy times are far and in between; wouldn't add that much to the cost. Keep your willie safe!
 
One more thing; congratulations beardedbaldy! And as I am going so fast and didn't notice if this had been answered; yes, different sizes, length and girth wise are available. I'm quite sure most manufactures have posted their product dimensions on a website. Quick solution (as it was noted I think) is to buy the XXL variety or similar. Yes, it is partially marketing thing, but some of the XXL condoms truly are bigger length and girth wise, so it won't strangle your snake.
 
kyomoto;714905 said:
The few the proud the girth beasts
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I find the standard size to fit fine, length wise not so much but girth defiantly.
 
BaddJack said:
A few years back I had purchased a selection of assorted condoms.

Then my girth was 4.5 inches in circumference and they fit ok.

For chuckles, I tried some of them a few years ago when my girth was about 5.5, I needed to do some major stretching to get them on.

Today at over 6.5 mid girth I don't even attempt standard sizex condoms, even magnum XL's are too tight.
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I remember you have a 6.5 inches mid shaft girth and a 7.5 inches base girth.
 
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