Anyone heard of a phallumeasure?

After years of measuring with a ruler every day, I was happy to see that someone finally invented a ruler specifically designed to measure penis length. It's called a phallumeasure, and the company that sells it is called "The Final Say"

So far you can only buy these things at The Final Say! but I assume we will see them a lot more places real soon.

I got one and it has changed the way I look at measuring.

Because of it's design, it ensures that you start your measurement from the exact same spot every time. It also makes it impossible to cheat, so if more and more people start to use these things, we will finally have some accurate numbers to reference when we are comparing things.

CHECK IT OUT>>> The Final Say!
 
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This is SPAM he's posted the same thing several times in different forums.
What a stupid invention anyway, it says on the site that women should buy it so they can measure their partner to basically see if he's lying about his size.
The ruler has already been invented, and if someone's lying to himself about his length he probably knows that inside. haha, I bet if a lot of guys bought these they would throw them away, "that fucking things wrong, it says I'm 6 inches when I've always been 8!" kind of a downer;)
 
DON'T BUY THIS DEVICE! Spammer. Anyway, this thing does not account for any type of curve in the penis. It basically expects that a penis is perfectly straight. What a piece of trash anyway, just measure how doctors measure and you'll never worry about it again (straight down the middle).
 
I did actually take time to read the bullshit on that site after someone pointed out. Apparently everyone else converted to the metric system to make their penis seem bigger!! I only asked that question because looking at the background of the product it looked like it went up to 8 1/2 inches NBPenis EnlargementL. That wouldn't work for me after I gain 1/4 more! =P
 
You guys can call me a spammer all you want, but the truth is that I really like this product and yes I did post it in multiple sections because I felt it applied to all of them.

To answer some of your questions, it is labeled in both inches and centimeters and it is 9" long and has a diameter of 2 1/4".

As far as doctors go, this product is currently under review by the American Board of Urology to be recognized as the "standard" device to be used when measuring. This company is also working on a flexible one for men who have curves.

And yes a lot of men will probably be disappointed when they realize they aren't as big as they thought, but hey that's the point. If you don't want to know the truth, then don't measure at all. Just make up a number.

Biker13
 
biker13 said:
You guys can call me a spammer all you want, but the truth is that I really like this product and yes I did post it in multiple sections because I felt it applied to all of them.

To answer some of your questions, it is labeled in both inches and centimeters and it is 9" long and has a diameter of 2 1/4".

As far as doctors go, this product is currently under review by the American Board of Urology to be recognized as the "standard" device to be used when measuring. This company is also working on a flexible one for men who have curves.

And yes a lot of men will probably be disappointed when they realize they aren't as big as they thought, but hey that's the point. If you don't want to know the truth, then don't measure at all. Just make up a number.

Biker13
I like how your still trying to sell it to usrofl
You are obviously getting something from this and posting the same exact words in multiple forums at the same time is SPAMMING. Nobody at the site is going to buy this product so there really is no point in posting about it anymore.
 
joe public will NOT buy this to measure their dicks coz it only serves one purpose... UNLIKE A FUCKING RULER!!!

this is a buyers market and for ever will be, and as a buyer i can tell you unequivocally that this product is nothing more than a jet of piss cutting through a festering turd.

heres a photo i snapped of my mate Dave moments after i broke it to him that some bunch of twats have launched this super-wank Phallumeasure merchandise and are striving to reinvent the way men size up their dicks so they can make a fist full of dollars in the process >:( he later remarked to me that the reason he's so pissed off is coz its as far removed from an invention as an invention has the right being... he then proceeded to urinate in his own mouth and spit the contents into the faces of an elderly couple enjoying a leisurely evening stroll in one another's company.


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This post really belongs in the Penile Products, Reviews and Links forum only !!!

A couple things I find ironic with all this.

The product is called "The Final Say" and on the web-site you have the option to become a registered member of their web-site ... Why, once you purchase it their isn't anymore to say.

I like how in the "Cheaters never Prosper" page in the top banner
the phase "You're not fooling anybody" is there.

Their selling price is $14.95 (USD)
I purchase my measuring device which is a standard school ruler for 79¢ (USD) at the grocery store ... you do the math (DUH!!!)
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just buy a cylinder measure, one you can measure your dong with, and to measure liquid and solid ingredients into... ehh nevermind. Just stick with the damn ruler!
 
FoM said:
just buy a cylinder measure, one you can measure your dong with, and to measure liquid and solid ingredients into... ehh nevermind. Just stick with the damn ruler!
Yeah ... but it doesn't have the fancy "The Final Say" Logo on it.
 
Moony"B"Finch said:
I like how your still trying to sell it to usrofl
You are obviously getting something from this and posting the same exact words in multiple forums at the same time is SPAMMING. Nobody at the site is going to buy this product so there really is no point in posting about it anymore.

Well I guess I need to apologize for SPAMMING. I'm not very experienced with forums so i didn't know that by posting in multiple forums, that was considered SPAMMING. So again I apologize.

This will be the last comment I make about this product, unless someone directly asks me to respond to them:

As I look through a lot of the pictures of members of this forum, it's very obvious that that some guys are not taking the measurement from the correct starting point. You can make fun of this product all you want, but the fact of matter is the American Board of Urology think it's a good idea because they are sick of all the inaccurate statistic that have been working with up until now.

Yes you are correct, I do make money when these sell, and yes you can get a school ruler for a lot cheaper.

The Final Say version of phallumeasure is a full measuring kit, and it's actually made a lot nicer that the standard ones will be. It's kind of like having a real high end pair of scissors that comes with a velvet carrying case. It's made to be over the top for the humor factor.

There will be standard plastic plallumeasures produced very soon that will be like 2 bucks and will be nothing more than a clear tube with lines on it. It will be used in medical offices across the nation.

Anyway, if you guys don't like it, I can't make you, but no one can change the fact that the current way people have been doing this is very inacurrate.
 
biker13 said:
Well I guess I need to apologize for SPAMMING. I'm not very experienced with forums so i didn't know that by posting in multiple forums, that was considered SPAMMING. So again I apologize.

This will be the last comment I make about this product, unless someone directly asks me to respond to them:

As I look through a lot of the pictures of members of this forum, it's very obvious that that some guys are not taking the measurement from the correct starting point. You can make fun of this product all you want, but the fact of matter is the American Board of Urology think it's a good idea because they are sick of all the inaccurate statistic that have been working with up until now.

Yes you are correct, I do make money when these sell, and yes you can get a school ruler for a lot cheaper.

The Final Say version of phallumeasure is a full measuring kit, and it's actually made a lot nicer that the standard ones will be. It's kind of like having a real high end pair of scissors that comes with a velvet carrying case. It's made to be over the top for the humor factor.

There will be standard plastic plallumeasures produced very soon that will be like 2 bucks and will be nothing more than a clear tube with lines on it. It will be used in medical offices across the nation.

Anyway, if you guys don't like it, I can't make you, but no one can change the fact that the current way people have been doing this is very inacurrate.

Why not just make your own, with a ruler, cheap clear acrylic tubing, and a marker? Anyway I don't see how you're going to make some device perfect for men with curves, since every man is different.
 
10inchadvantage said:
Why not just make your own, with a ruler, cheap clear acrylic tubing, and a marker? Anyway I don't see how you're going to make some device perfect for men with curves, since every man is different.

We are currently manufacturing them out of clear rubber hose so that it can contort to any size or shape. If you have any input or recommendations i would love to get some feedback or advice from people who actually measure regularly.
 
biker13 said:
We are currently manufacturing them out of clear rubber hose so that it can contort to any size or shape. If you have any input or recommendations i would love to get some feedback or advice from people who actually measure regularly.

If you send me one I'll give you feedback.
 
10inchadvantage said:
If you send me one I'll give you feedback.

Absolutely I will give you one, we need all the feedback we can get.

E-mail me your address to biker13@aol.com.

I obviously got off on the wrong foot with the members of this site, but truly I just wanted to let you guys know of the product and hopefully get some feedback.

I am working on creating a special "coupon code" so that every member of this site can buy one at a big discounted rate.

If it isn't something you guys have any interest in, that's fine too.

I just at least wanted to try and get away from the bad impression I gave you guys at the beginning.
 
biker13 said:
Absolutely I will give you one, we need all the feedback we can get.

E-mail me your address to biker13@aol.com.

I obviously got off on the wrong foot with the members of this site, but truly I just wanted to let you guys know of the product and hopefully get some feedback.

I am working on creating a special "coupon code" so that every member of this site can buy one at a big discounted rate.

If it isn't something you guys have any interest in, that's fine too.

I just at least wanted to try and get away from the bad impression I gave you guys at the beginning.

That's cool man, you gotta understand that everyday someone joins here and posts a bunch of advertisements for their product so people here get pretty sick of it. I apologize for being how I was, and good luck with your product.
 
Reber187 said:
joe public will NOT buy this to measure their dicks coz it only serves one purpose... UNLIKE A FUCKING RULER!!!

this is a buyers market and for ever will be, and as a buyer i can tell you unequivocally that this product is nothing more than a jet of piss cutting through a festering turd.

heres a photo i snapped of my mate Dave moments after i broke it to him that some bunch of twats have launched this super-wank Phallumeasure merchandise and are striving to reinvent the way men size up their dicks so they can make a fist full of dollars in the process >:( he later remarked to me that the reason he's so pissed off is coz its as far removed from an invention as an invention has the right being... he then proceeded to urinate in his own mouth and spit the contents into the faces of an elderly couple enjoying a leisurely evening stroll in one another's company.


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rofl I like the way Dave takes out his anger on an elderly couple rofl
 
Moony"B"Finch said:
That's cool man, you gotta understand that everyday someone joins here and posts a bunch of advertisements for their product so people here get pretty sick of it. I apologize for being how I was, and good luck with your product.

I appreciate you cutting me a break. Dave seems like has a little bit of some bottle up anger, but that's none of my business.

Anyway, I still plan on hooking up all the members of these forums with some promotional stuff, just give me a few days to work it out.

We are going to interviewed on different radio and TV programs over the next month, so you should start hearing the name more and more.

If you don't like our product that's fine too. Just don't buy it and I will try and make something better next time.
 
sikdogg said:
Why don't you hit up DLD or Lightning about becoming a board sponser...

I'm new to this website so I am not sure who you are talking about.

But I would love to look into that.

Can you direct me to the right person?
 
biker13;274966 said:
After years of measuring with a ruler every day, I was happy to see that someone finally invented a ruler specifically designed to measure penis length. It's called a phallumeasure, and the company that sells it is called "The Final Say"

So far you can only buy these things at The Final Say! but I assume we will see them a lot more places real soon.

I got one and it has changed the way I look at measuring.

Because of it's design, it ensures that you start your measurement from the exact same spot every time. It also makes it impossible to cheat, so if more and more people start to use these things, we will finally have some accurate numbers to reference when we are comparing things.

CHECK IT OUT>>> The Final Say!
Funny, this would be just like DLD making a post here saying "gosh I'm so glad I finally found a site like [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words]!"
 
come on , aint rocket science measuring your dick. All you need is a ruler, give or take if its plastic , wood, metal, sheepskin or whatever the fuck. Don't make it harder, it's accurate enough.
 
funny thing is you made it to small for a lot of guys on this site ... it looks to me like it is a 2" tube and 9" long? what about the bigger guys like DLD he would make the thing look like a toilet paper roll lol. i don't know i can go buy a ruler for like 99c at almost any store that sells paper and pens and i can still use it to draw straight lines and measure other things.. also i can use the ruler to smack the old lady in the ass when she walks by..eh i guess i could just whack her upside the head with that tube instead (do chicks like that kinda stuff?).
 
Threak-X;275059 said:
Their selling price is $14.95 (USD)
I purchase my measuring device which is a standard school ruler for 79¢ (USD) at the grocery store ... you do the math (DUH!!!)
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14.95 ÷ .79 = 18.92405063291

That's = 0.63333333333 rulers a day for am= month:)

I love math.
 
biker13;275159 said:
I appreciate you cutting me a break. Dave seems like has a little bit of some bottle up anger, but that's none of my business.

Anyway, I still plan on hooking up all the members of these forums with some promotional stuff, just give me a few days to work it out.

We are going to interviewed on different radio and TV programs over the next month, so you should start hearing the name more and more.

If you don't like our product that's fine too. Just don't buy it and I will try and make something better next time.

i could only use this as a Penis Enlargement instrument to catalogue gains as i have an upward curve and my true length can't be accurately measured by your product... right?

peace.


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