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........okay
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Wait! I got another one!
Jesus and his friends are walking through the dessert when suddenly they meet upon an old man who's crying and totaly devastated about something.
Jesus of course walks over to the old man and asks: Whats up old man? What has happend? Can I maybe help you?
The Old man sobbs: I ... I have lost my son...
Jesus: We'll... tell me about him, I have traveld a far way and maybe I met him at some time on my journy!
The Old man replys: He.. he.. He's got holes in his Hands and Feet!
Jesus seems astonished... thinks for a moment and then suddenly falls to his hands and knees and sais: Oh my God... Father!
The old man: Pinocchio!
Hehe
Dono if it's as good in english, had to translate from German ;P
Jesus and his friends are walking through the dessert when suddenly they meet upon an old man who's crying and totaly devastated about something.
Jesus of course walks over to the old man and asks: Whats up old man? What has happend? Can I maybe help you?
The Old man sobbs: I ... I have lost my son...
Jesus: We'll... tell me about him, I have traveld a far way and maybe I met him at some time on my journy!
The Old man replys: He.. he.. He's got holes in his Hands and Feet!
Jesus seems astonished... thinks for a moment and then suddenly falls to his hands and knees and sais: Oh my God... Father!
The old man: Pinocchio!
Hehe
Dono if it's as good in english, had to translate from German ;P- Joined
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still not funny
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I thought last one was funny
Answer each question below
Three roosters sitting on a tree branch.
How many feet do they have?
How many wings do they have?
How many beaks do they have?
There's a cat sitting on the ground looking up at the roosters.
How many whiskers does it have?
Answer each question below
Three roosters sitting on a tree branch.
How many feet do they have?
How many wings do they have?
How many beaks do they have?
There's a cat sitting on the ground looking up at the roosters.
How many whiskers does it have?
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I don't get it? GS
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wreck said:
I didn't get that at all. But I still laughed pretty hard. :D
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didn't even make me chuckle lol
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still isn't funny....lol
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cmon then pokey, give us a joke.
i personally love the joke off of raw by eddie murphy.
There is a rabit and a bear shitting in the woods.
Bear turns to rabit and says "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
Rabbit answers "No.'
Bear goes on to wipe his ass with rabit.
i personally love the joke off of raw by eddie murphy.
There is a rabit and a bear shitting in the woods.
Bear turns to rabit and says "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"
Rabbit answers "No.'
Bear goes on to wipe his ass with rabit.
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lol
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Since no one wants to answer but crazy
The answer about the cat is always going to be wrong
The punch line is "You know more about cock than pussy"
I guess it's one of those jokes that have to be done in person
yep my joke ended up being lame so just slappy me lol
The answer about the cat is always going to be wrong
The punch line is "You know more about cock than pussy"
I guess it's one of those jokes that have to be done in person
yep my joke ended up being lame so just slappy me lol
