G.W.B. Quotable Quotes

And now the proverbial "shit has hit the fan." Fasten your seat belts, gang!
It's gonna' be a very rough landing!!!

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Warlord - What is best in life?

Warrior - The open step, the freed horse, falcons on your wrist and the wind in your hair.

Warlord - WRONG!!!!!!!

Conan what is best in life?

Conan:

TO CRUSH ENEMIES
TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN
 
"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."

Aboard Air Force One, June 2003

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"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America."

--Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003


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"We want to restore honor and integrity to the White House."

2000 campaign refrain
 
"And I suspect that what you'll see, Toby, is there will be a momentum, momentum will be gathered. Houses will begat jobs, jobs will begat houses."

--Gulfport, Mississippi, August 28, 2006 (a year after Katrina).

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"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans--unless they have too much education and vote Democratic..."

--Karl Rove

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"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."

--Austin, Texas, November 22, 2000

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Here are some of the most retarded quotes G.W.B has ever said ...


"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." --at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." --Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th." --Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." --Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." --Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000


"They misunderestimated me." --Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." --Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002


"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002


"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
 
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