DLD for Minister!!

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Sounds like a good idea SWM. DLD did mention a while back that in his early years he wanted to become a priest or a minister. I know he has given each one of us his blessing in his heart, maybe if he was ordained a blessing would carry a little more weight and make fast gainers out of all of us. :D. I can see the new homepage now..."DLD's Holy Penis Enlargement site.... If you truly believe you will gain! Guaranteed to put the Holy in 'Holy penis Batman!'"
 

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Originally posted by b1nzen48
I can see the new homepage now..."DLD's Holy Penis Enlargement site.... If you truly believe you will gain! Guaranteed to put the Holy in 'Holy penis Batman!'"
LMFAO!!!!!!
 

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I just applied!

Thank-you!

Your request for ordination as a minister of the Universal Life Church has been suBathmateitted for review. Ordinations are performed several times each week, so you may expect to receive notification of your ministerial status within 48 hours.

Ordination is granted to all who request it, without price, and without question of your faith._ You were already ordained, from the beginning._ Now it will be official!__ After being reviewed for completeness, ordinations are forwarded to Universal Life Church Headquarters in Modesto, California, for entry into the permanent church records._ Ordination is for life._ If your application was complete, it will be approved.

If you do not receive an email confirming your ordination within 72 hours, please write to me (pastor@ulc.net) with your full name and mailing address.__ Do not perform any ceremonies which require ordination until you have received an email confirmation of your status.__ This is important!___ As required by the laws in some states, each ordination is recorded as deliberate, thoughtful, and human act.___

A computer cannot ordain you!__ You have not been ordained until an authorized, ordained minister of the pastoral staff has deliberately and thoughtfully reviewed your record and it has been recorded as an official church record.__ Do not be deceived by ordination sites which offer so-called instant online ordination, and which instantly issue a credential certificate._ This practice potentiates a serious legal complication.

You may order ministry materials, including packages below, and your order will be processed as soon as you have been ordained.

Peace,

Brother Kevin
Pastor, Universal Life Church
 

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