You wont believe this (sucks for me but is hilarious I admit)

[scubaman70]

Ok, I'll admit this is funny but it still sucks! I get on one of these swinger sites that Ive been a member of for a few weeks and, I 'm doin a webcam with a chick from a couple on there. And she doesnt have a cam but I do. Anyway shes adamant about wanting to see my dick. I mean shes just pretty much show it or shes leaving, and this is about the first 20 seconds of the convo.

Hard Im about 7.25 bp x 6". Soft I am about 4.25" - 5" with about 4.5-5" girth. Anyway I am black and about 6'4 and Im real ripped (not bragging i just am). SO Im sure she is expecting mandingo sized flopage to be going on anyway i drop trow and im about 4.25" at the time, and she just totally drops out of the chat.
I tried to mail her and she wont respond. And I know she read it cause you can see it on the mailbox feature of the site.
Of course I have mental penis issues, so I just totally start freakin out. Like oh my god my dick is too small, and have a huge panick attack. I need some feedback from you guys dont care if its good or bad, just as long as its honest. THanks, you guys are my therapists!!!

 

[Beloved13]

FUCK THAT BITCH. That sucks man. Most girls are fucking sluts and don't know sizes at all. I've talked to girls that thought it was the same size flaccid and hard and that it just goes up when its hard. Ive told girls I was like 8 inches before when im like a little over 7 bonepressed and they totaly believe it.

 

[10inchadvantage]

Well, maybe she doesn't know that some guys GROW when they get hard. It's her loss dude. You're probably packing more than any guy she has ever been with, if "she" was even a girl at all. Girls are pretty stupid when it comes to penises, they just don't know much of anything about them. You wouldn't believe how many girls still believe that the bigger your feet/hands/whatever is the bigger your dick is. It's funny when you hear girls talk about that shit. It doesn't help that your black, as many white girls here at college think that black men are hung like horses. I know it's wrong, and I would be pretty insecure if I was a black guy who was constantly told by girls "I bet you have a HUGE schlong." Thing is, most of the dumb bitches at frat parties will probably believe that your penis is huge, even if you have a 6.5 x 5.25. Plus, they'll be drunk most likely, so they'll want to remember you as a really well hung black guy who they slept with, due to the stereotype rule.

 

[DLD]

Not to laugh but that was classic.rofl She may not even be a she, who knows.

 

[PenilePersist]

Not to laugh but that was classic.rofl She may not even be a she, who knows.

EXACTLY. Thank you oh so much for this opportunity. I have exclusive video of what REALLY happened to scubaman70!

MojoFlix - Cyber Sex Video

 

[spinner2]

Haha, no camera? It was probably some gay dude who sees like 100 dicks a day on the net. You should be happy you didn't waste any more time on such a terrible site.

 

[ithiel]

damn dawg you can't find any real pussy? Niggas goin virtual and shit now.

 

[orbital]

Ithiel, you never have anything good to say. I'd probably wager that you are the dumbest person on this forum.

 

[jqsderrida]

Ithiel, you never have anything good to say. I'd probably wager that you are the dumbest person on this forum.

What an entirely horrid thing to say. Obviously you do not, but, whenever I spy an Ithiel post, I make haste to read it. It is generally sobering and/or hilarious, and rarely fails to brighten my day.

 

[goosefaba]

mabye ya scared him/her

 

[Need2more]

Maybe it was your mum and dad?
Or a family member, high school teacher or someone who knows you.rofl

 

[8InchMIKE]

Ithiel, you never have anything good to say. I'd probably wager that you are the dumbest person on this forum.

wtf ?!! Hey don't diss my dawg Ithiel dude, he is a great man and he sure knows what he talks about... His comments are smart, funny as hell, filled with black pride and he always protects his own.

Maybe you just took his remarks the wrong way, loosen up a bit du...

He tight as hell dawg

Peace&Respect

Mike

 

[8InchMIKE]

P.S. Back on topic

Man you got owned, forget it, let it go, take a few laughs out of it and never show yourself without her doing it first.

NEway, i'm sure it was some relative of yours on the other side...jk... prolly some bitch ass size queen hoe with an agenda for herculean sized dick so someone can freekin' scratch her throat from her pussy up. Let her buy a damn broomstick and do it herself cause she's prolly has infections on her infections...

You very big as it is and you'll get even bigger.

On the other hand...She could have just got scared BECAUSE it was too big for her ??!! That is also a possibility

 

[DLD]

mabye ya scared him/her

The glass is indeed half full

 

[sed26]

I love women but I hate their ways. Some may call me a woman hater but who cares. This is exactly why my flaccid size bother's me. Some girls are far too ignorant to know about dicks and they really believe they know it all. Scuba you and I are the same size. Not sure if you measure non base pressed or what but base pressed I'm 8.0, non based pressed I'm 7.25.

 

[Reber187]

i think i know whats gone on here, its really rather obvious:

a pair of drunken hicks stole a 2 seater plane and took it for a whirl. Jim bob fumbled underneath his seat and found a jazz mag. Jim bobby bob slurs "wit they fuck?", jim bob tells him to go fuck his sister and niece, and lobs the mag at him; however it zips past his face and gets sucked out the partially open window.

a mountain goat that fled the iron fist ruling of his obese father and slut mother in minding his own and kicking back on a ridge. bang! the jazz mag plummets to the ground and rests open on the centre fold, which is an uber hung black fella taking it to some adult entertainment starlet.

the goat peers down at the mag and immediatly gets a lob on as he gazes at the jumbo dick before him.

days and nights past in the goats mudane life, nothing changes except his hankering for mammoth black dicks. the need to quench his longing comes to a head and he decides to venture off the mountain toward civilization.

he treks into the absolute white populace town and hits the bars and gets drunk as fuck, spilling off the need for big black wang yarns to anybody with an ear. a local whispers in his ear that he should make for the internet cafe and seek his vices there.

the goat heeds the advice and heads to the cafe. having blown all his cheese on liquor he begs the owner to give him 10 minutes on the web for free. the owner bends after 3 hours 23 minutes groveling.

adhering to the T what the local said the goat hooks up with some ripped black fella on some swinger site. the goat doesn't want to go cam2cam coz he ultra shy and unshaven, so just blurts that he has no means to link up. the moment befalls, the anticipation owns him, hes about to witness his holy grail... the black fella reveals his unit... Bang!!! the owner pumps a shot gun cartridge in the wee goats skull and cuts off the black guy.
the owner pisses on the goat and says "no queers on this here watch".

subsequent to diligent deduction there is no other explanation.


keep pushing

 

[ithiel]

What an entirely horrid thing to say. Obviously you do not, but, whenever I spy an Ithiel post, I make haste to read it. It is generally sobering and/or hilarious, and rarely fails to brighten my day.

much love jqsderrida.

 

[ithiel]

wtf ?!! Hey don't diss my dawg Ithiel dude, he is a great man and he sure knows what he talks about... His comments are smart, funny as hell, filled with black pride and he always protects his own.

Maybe you just took his remarks the wrong way, loosen up a bit du...

He tight as hell dawg

Peace&Respect

Mike

Thanks for gettin my back mike. This mothafucker don't understand a joke, like DAMN.