runningignus;672991 said:Aaaaaahhhhhhahahahahaha that was perfect. Guess it's time to upgrade then. That sucks.
yup, the moral of the story is hide your penis pumps from your pregnant wifekak03;672997 said:It sounds like there is a story behind that.
ShadedSam;673069 said:Fuck that. I would divorce her. I'll put up with just about anything but when someone starts purposely breaking your shit (or trying to hurt you) it means they don't care about you or your well being and have absolutely 0 respect for you as a human being and are only there for what she can get FROM you. In that situation you'd be much better off alone or even better with a younger hotter chick.
runningignus;672991 said:Guess it's time to upgrade then.
Longth;673042 said:Dump her.
ShadedSam;673069 said:Fuck that. I would divorce her. .
Aimingforthetop;673070 said:but why?
why would she do that?
shortdick;673096 said:thats a sign.n its time to move on
doublelongdaddy;673143 said:Sorry for laughing
You know what must be doneSimyan;673199 said:I'd file for a divorce for real!
doublelongdaddy;673303 said:acromegaly, Send a message to LIGHTNING, maybe he can work out a special price for you due to this hammer time shit.
acromegaly;673344 said:i really appreciate it bro, but my new one is already in the mail.
we talked and i dont think she will be breaking anymore expensive pumps (hopefully)
Beertaxi;673352 said:The good news is you will have spare parts for your new pump.
ShadedSam;673815 said:Just ask yourself what she would do if you treated her how she treats you and you broke something of hers that is very expensive and she used all the time. Would she take it as calmly as you? If not, it means that she thinks of herself as more important than you and it isn't an equal relationship. More like a slave master relationship.
ShadedSam;673815 said:Just ask yourself what she would do if you treated her how she treats you and you broke something of hers that is very expensive and she used all the time. Would she take it as calmly as you? If not, it means that she thinks of herself as more important than you and it isn't an equal relationship. More like a slave master relationship.
I still need to try masterminds technique where I hammer my dick outdoublelongdaddy;673889 said:Hammers are making a huge come back!
templnite;673850 said:When I read shit like this I'm glad I don't have a significant other. No one to worry about except number one . Haven't met somebody who loves me more than me besides god:blush:
ShadedSam;673944 said:Agreed. I have a significant other and she's awesome cuz she doesn't give a shit if I sleep with other girls but if she ever did something like that I'd never speak to her again. Ok, I might have sex again, but at her place so she can't break my shit lol.
acromegaly;673932 said:I still need to try masterminds technique where I hammer my dick out
acromegaly;674862 said:New xx40 works even better than the last one. The way it makes your unit look and feel is just legendary
Penis envySad story!
I wonder why she smashed the pump?
Or he got to bigPenis envy
Could beOr he got to big
Just ask yourself what she would do if you treated her how she treats you and you broke something of hers that is very expensive and she used all the time. Would she take it as calmly as you? If not, it means that she thinks of herself as more important than you and it isn't an equal relationship. More like a slave master relationship.
In girth or length?Good grief. 7in is definitely a snake under the sheet. My wife is horrified as I plan on going beyond my 6.3in personal goal. 7in is in the territory of Thor vs little fairy. 7+ is like Goliath vs little fairy. Some ladies like their King Kong for their hyper expanded caverns.
I live with three girls and they know I am the boss and they better not touch my stuff, much less break it or they will be replaced with a new girl.