Hey, no problem.

The Penguins should be walking funny with the ass beatings they've been taking,
including a couple by your Maple Leafs.
As for shaving the balls. I tried it a couple of times and it's okay. I knocked off the hair with my old beard trimmer I keep around for body hair and then used a Gillette Sensor. Too much work trying to stretch and manuever your skin around for constant grooming, IMHO. I remember it being a little ackward, but not itching or being too uncomfortable.
These days, I just use the old beard trimmer and keep things modified down there.