What to tell chicks about bruising on your penis do to PE???

[robjeremy]

I have been getting good results and there is no way I want to stop but the head of my penis is getting pretty discolord and it does not go away. some days its worse than others like a bruise and some days its just kind of red spots. should I tell them its from Penis Enlargement or make something up, I dont want them to think I have VD or that I jack off super hard or anything.

thanks

Rob

 

[spinner2]

Just tell em it's always been like that. It's not like they really care.

 

[icecam]

the best solution i find is the i caught it in the zipper and has bruised it. simple as!! at least they will get a laugh instead of thinking wtf has he caught. lol

 

[Threak]

...the head of my penis is getting pretty discolord and it does not go away. some days its worse than others like a bruise and some days its just kind of red spots. should I tell them its from Penis Enlargement ... Rob

Tell 'em you hurt it while exercising and would you kiss it and make it feel better for me...Please.

Don't mention how for now and just modified your method of jelging

It's from Jelqing really hard and long stokes causing the blood vessels to break in the Glans.. I'm not sure if chronic bruising is a good thing or not. I used to get 'em the early days when I started. it's unslightly. I modified the stroke a little shorter and don't have the issue anymore.

 

[redpubes]

Just tell her that you think you caught an STD from the last chick you were with and if she gets a rash from you, then you will know for sure.

 

[psychotic]

Just tell her that you think you caught an STD from the last chick you were with and if she gets a rash from you, then you will know for sure.

Your mama, bitch

 

[10inchadvantage]

Just tell them it has always been like that.

 

[Girthius]

Tell her, that you went to one of those illegal cock fights!!!Then tell her...........you think I'm bad, you should see the other guy!!

 

[samzman]

i used to say it was because their pussy was so tight. i used to get a smile out of it ha

 

[millionman]

Samz, That's gold man.

If told a few of the girls that I've been with in the last 3 years that it's always been like that since I was a kid. One girl asked me how it got that way and I told her it was a sporting accident.

 

[One-eyed Willie]

Turn off the lights. Tell them it turns you on.