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stillwantmore
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I'll start with some of mine:
People who assume too much. Here's an example. Let's say you and your friend stop at a gas station because he's thirsty or has to take a leak right. So, he's on the way in, and asks "Hey, do you want anything?" You say you want a Dr. Pepper (Soda). He says, "Ok", but a few minutes later comes back to the car, and hands you a fuckin' Mountain Dew and says something like "Here, this is all they had, thought you'd like this". That kind of shit has always pissed me off. I mean why didnt this guy just take an extra 60 seconds out of his life and come back to the car, and then ask me what else I might like to drink INSTEAD OF the Dr. Pepper? That's just disrespectful in my opinion.
People who chew with their mouth open, or make weird noises when they eat Why does everyone else need to see what your food looks like before it hits your damn stomach? Need I say more?
People who are always "in character" You know, the type of person who always seems to be (and usually very POORLY) trying to impersonate his latest favorite actor. JUST BE YOURSELF!! Damn.
People who use MY stuff without asking Especially something like my personal hygiene stuff. How do I know where YOUR armpits or teeth have been? Or how about these people who eat off my plate without asking? How do you know I'm not obsessive compulsive, and have not pre-configured or calculated the exact quantity of each type of food I would like to eat on my plate, and by your eating some of that are not ruining my entire day?
People who dont discipline their kids Or who are afraid to do so in public. We've all been there. Youre out eating somewhere or whatever and there's this annoying little shit who keeps doing a sound check for the entire building with his damn lungs. This is one of society's biggest problems. Pussified parents who are afraid of knockin the crap out of their kids once in a while. My mom, spanked me at least once a day for a few years of my childhood and I'm fine. Ok, so I have a nervous tick and piss myself every time someone says my full name, but that's not that big of a deal.
There's my first few.
People who assume too much. Here's an example. Let's say you and your friend stop at a gas station because he's thirsty or has to take a leak right. So, he's on the way in, and asks "Hey, do you want anything?" You say you want a Dr. Pepper (Soda). He says, "Ok", but a few minutes later comes back to the car, and hands you a fuckin' Mountain Dew and says something like "Here, this is all they had, thought you'd like this". That kind of shit has always pissed me off. I mean why didnt this guy just take an extra 60 seconds out of his life and come back to the car, and then ask me what else I might like to drink INSTEAD OF the Dr. Pepper? That's just disrespectful in my opinion.
People who chew with their mouth open, or make weird noises when they eat Why does everyone else need to see what your food looks like before it hits your damn stomach? Need I say more?
People who are always "in character" You know, the type of person who always seems to be (and usually very POORLY) trying to impersonate his latest favorite actor. JUST BE YOURSELF!! Damn.
People who use MY stuff without asking Especially something like my personal hygiene stuff. How do I know where YOUR armpits or teeth have been? Or how about these people who eat off my plate without asking? How do you know I'm not obsessive compulsive, and have not pre-configured or calculated the exact quantity of each type of food I would like to eat on my plate, and by your eating some of that are not ruining my entire day?
People who dont discipline their kids Or who are afraid to do so in public. We've all been there. Youre out eating somewhere or whatever and there's this annoying little shit who keeps doing a sound check for the entire building with his damn lungs. This is one of society's biggest problems. Pussified parents who are afraid of knockin the crap out of their kids once in a while. My mom, spanked me at least once a day for a few years of my childhood and I'm fine. Ok, so I have a nervous tick and piss myself every time someone says my full name, but that's not that big of a deal.
There's my first few.
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