We Hate DLD Thread

DLD

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This is the place to dis me if you want. It seems to be the new trend so I thought why not hereLOL

I'll Start:
Sure DLD has a 12" cock but 1/2 of it is fat pad.


DLD Real or Fake.jpg
 
ok so his dick is 12.5 inches long .........mine is only 7 so at least i can still use a 12 inch ruler and dont have to go buy a yard stick just to measure my dick .....ummmm ....eeeerrrrr.....ummm .......welll........ did that dis DLD or me?????
just kidding DLD........ i have much love for you and your gains ........i just hope someday i can get to my goals .....BUT since you started it i just had to post this ......LOL
 
DLD, Oh, DLD
What kind of monster are you trying to be?
Is it simple, is it easy, is it hard to see?
What kind of monster are you trying to be?

With highs come the lows and from some even blows,
but the best thing to do is talk about your hose,
you might be grieving and you might be blue,
but you still have your honor because you know what is true.

DLD, Oh, DLD
What kind of monster are you trying to be?
It's simple, it's easy, it's not hard to see,
that the only monster inside you is the monster, Penis Enlargement.
 
Reasons it sucks to be DLD:

1) you sit on your penis every time you sit down
2) every time you tie your shoe you have to be sure to not tie your head into it
3) you need specially made pants with a third leg
4) your penis dangles in the toilet with your shit:eek:
5) when you get an erection all the blood flows from your head to your willy and you pass out
6) you have to hide your secret of being 4 feet tall and really only have a 5*4 inch penis
7) cant wear shorts (dangles out)
8) you smack yourself in the face with your willy when you do jumping jacks
9) has been seen in the grocery store with his pants down verifying that 'footlong' hot dogs live up to their word
10) will have to change his name when he hits 18
 
Originally posted by AfterTheShock
ok so his dick is 12.5 inches long .........mine is only 7 so at least i can still use a 12 inch ruler and dont have to go buy a yard stick just to measure my dick .....ummmm ....eeeerrrrr.....ummm .......welll........ did that dis DLD or me?????
just kidding DLD........ i have much love for you and your gains ........i just hope someday i can get to my goals .....BUT since you started it i just had to post this ......LOL

12 - 0.5 = 11.5
 
Oh yea guys?? Well, I taught DLD everything he knows, and he claims all the exercises are HIS?? WTF maaan??? . 10"...12"...whats the difference? We all know DLD photochops all his pics! Love ya man!
 
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