Unintentional PE Discussion From Friends

[10inchadvantage]

This is a funny post for me. I was wondering if anyone had ever heard anything like this ever.

One day in English class my senior year us guys were just sitting there chatting. This one kid says that his dad was talking with this guy at his ranch one day. The guy was talking and said "and I worked with a guy with a 24 inch penis." His dad said "I'm listening," and the man pulled out a picture of this black man with a supposed 24 inch penis. He said his dad was shocked. Naturally, his dad asked why he was a freak of nature. The man said "Well everyday for years, after we closed shop at the milk factory, he'd go in there and stick his weiner in the nipple-sucker(to get milk from cows) and have it pull his penis for hours a day."

Needless to say, this just blew my mind. While I didn't believe the 24 inch thing, I could certainly see some "lay" man thinking a 10" soft dick on a small black man would be 24" somehow. The thing that gets me is that I can actually see this being true Penis Enlargement! I have been to a dairy farm before and seen the equipment and know that they use vacuum for the nipple-sucking tubes. If he did this for hours every day, according to that man, for several years, I don't see why he wouldn't have a massive penis. This is the only time I have ever heard someone talk about real Penis Enlargement, and it was by a friend of mine in class!

 

[longstretch]

Shit... I would not drink that milk if you paid me. MMM Mayfield now with added protein.

 

[DLD]

Someone mentioned this in another thread and I found it very interesting then. I may have to find some farm to work part-time

 

[StillHangin]

all it is is pumping...

 

[My05Cavy]

Someone mentioned this in another thread and I found it very interesting then. I may have to find some farm to work part-time

Sorry DLD, but I doubt yours would fit:s

 

[10inchadvantage]

Someone mentioned this in another thread and I found it very interesting then. I may have to find some farm to work part-time

The funny thing is that I can actually see this method seriously increasing the penis over time. It's a great concept really. I wish someone was a rancher here. I'd love to see an experiment using the sucking tools.

 

[goinfor11x7]

A cow's udder and DLD's penis are two different "animals."

 

[longstretch]

While it is funny I bet it worked too. Was the penis still functional. I mean those udder suckers pull pretty hard and it has breaks to stimulate sucking. Maybe that's the trick.

 

[10inchadvantage]

If longstretch is right, if it just sucks, stops, then sucks, it'd be like a 5-hour long JAI stretching session. Nice.

 

[DLD]

To be honest, the thought of sticking my dick in an udder pumper kind of turned me on

 

[10inchadvantage]

To be honest, the thought of sticking my dick in an udder pumper kind of turned me on

If not because it sounds very relaxing and theraputic...