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Ok tonight i was hangin out with a bunch of my freinds and some girl i know from college passes by and tells me to hop in her car. Ok so she starts expalinin that her byfriedn broke up with her and she was horny so i was ok lets fuck.
So i got a condom and i put it on but i couldnt get up
i had done a gurth werkout and and i had been drunkiin so i coyuldnet get it up i was so mad i was gunna cry. I had never been able to get it up like thjis before. conmpletely soft. I was sofucken madd omggggg.!!!!1 by thew wayy im stiill drrunk iand i blame u DLD(lol/j/k). well at least she said it was big
while it was soft!!!
ok so i agave hgr numba so she could call me so we could fyuk tomroow after 8 oclock
so i wish mysleft the best
thanks guys for the girth workoutsai guess she relaized lol laterz
 
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Not laughin at ur story just I never seen so many spelling errors in years. I would have guessed you to be drunk even if you hadn't stated it.

I hate when Im so damn drunk that I just cant get it up, it happened a couple of times. It could have been worse though, you could have been on Ecstacy where your penis shrinks altogether lol.

Usually after a good girth excercise dont matter how drunk I get Im still pumped from the session and its easy to get hard enough to poke. Just make sure your completely sober next time you meet up with her so that you can fuck her for this forum :D

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Ok so i kinda disappointed i didnt get to fuck her the next day (she didnt call..sniffle sniffle..j.k..lol ..she probably got mad that i didnt get hard cuz i have do have a rep to get hard .. and quick) but to give yall more info i did fuck her that night but didnt NUT* i stuck it in like 10 times and then i was like fuck this this dick of mine isnt gettin up.....the way i stuck it in was i had to kegal some blood in and then clamp the base with my hand.....anyways that wasnt working i was too recked.....also after that she gave me Brains (head)but it didnt get hard so i left the back seat of her truck ...to get some more drinks....
 
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I had an encounter with this hot little Portuguese chick last february and faced the same problem. I was stoned out of my mind and had been drinking. I still did what I could with what erection I had. It probably fluctated between 50% and 80% the entire time. I banged her with my soft wang for over 2 hours and didn't even come close to cumming.
 
2 hours wow i dont think i couldda been there any longer than 2 more minutes. Dude i was like 20% and maybe 50% while use my hand clamp idea.
 
You should have gave her some type of pleasure if you want another chance... finger or oral... oh well call her up. Give her some reason like you were just too concerned about her to screw. LOL.
 
against_odds21 said:
You should have gave her some type of pleasure if you want another chance... finger or oral... oh well call her up. Give her some reason like you were just too concerned about her to screw. LOL.
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That's what I was thinking. I always go down on a girl whether I fuck her or not. It's been a god damn long time for me though. It'll be well, shit 9 months....But yeah after a few yager bombs and a few shots of tequilla etc my dick don't work much neither. but hey I could have done it with this one chick a few months ago, but um lets just say I could barely feel that I had a dick down there at the time. When I got home I fuckin jerked off in the shower, and the only thing that got my dick hard was that I stretched it and then imagined what i would have done, but then I imagined the smell of her pussy in my mind and that brought it to life. Only I was in the shower cracking up! it was out of frustration and anger though cause I was like what the fuck! why didn't you work a few hours ago? It was right there. but yeah, once I get my dick to 7 inches I ain't drinking much any more. Maybe a beer and then it'll be just flirting after that. That way I will be able to get it up.
 
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