THis is not good!/ BOO's!

[sweets]

I have been seeing this great girl for the last 3 weeks and we have had sex a couple of times and it's been also darn good. We've been having it usually at night so she hasn't exactly seen the full texture of my penis yet. Well we got together today and when she went to give me a blowjob, she freaked and
flipped out cuz the head of my penis is so calised from hanging and stretching. It's a little discolored and where the opening is, it's basically all rough and even scabbed up! IT's just the tip of the head, just where the pressure from the vacum hanger is at. I know if I lay off of it for a couple of days it'll heal, but I feel like a real asshole at the moment.

She doesn't exactly speak perfect english, so imagine me trying to explain to her that It's from excercising. She now wants to go to the clinic this week. After she jumped back and basically flipped out on me cuz we've already vbeen intimite, she asked to see it again and was very uneasy. I tryed to explain to her but she is unhappy at the moment. I'm gonna take a bath tonight and jelq today and tomorrow and lay off the stretching, and I'll have to sacrifice!

Then I was like, well what if the test comes back negetive and that's just how it looks, will you give me blowjobs still. It definetly doesn't look right, and I'm sure a wet warmup and down in the near future and lotion can help, but this is not fucking good!

By the way on my last tread about lasting longer, I was having sex with her and basically the for the third time around, I would fuck for as hard and fast as possible and after so much time we'd have to stop, this was also upsetting her cuz she thinks she is/ not "sufficent" she says. So now I've only been rubbing "1" off before hand and am using a cockring, and for some reason, maybe it's the ring but it's like my problems with that has disappeared at the moment, it's amazing. We had sex the other night for almost an hour and I came like nobody's business, I did take some over the counter "boner" pills so we did it again and again, but nobody has to know about that. She was like holy shit, "I gonna die" with her cute ascent
I was like, it's cuz I'm so young?!?

Any way I know it's gonna be alright, I did try to explain to her as best as I could why my dick looked fucked up, but that wasn't exactly proving anything, so we'll go get tested and maybe I'll try to explain it to the doctor for some back, maybe I'll even have her stand their so I can piont to the doctor and my dick and have her see?!?

Alittle sympothy fellas?

 

[Rude_God]

Hmm, I often get in the same sort of condition.
Fortunately the girls I've been with haven't freaked out.
Best thing to do is let it heal up and try not to wear it out so much.

 

[sweets]

Thanks, I know what I have to do, but this story deserves to be heard and will go down in the books, unfortunatly. I haven't had a girl friend in a while and would be upset if this is going to go sour cuz my dick head is calised. We'll get the test, she'll know that I'm not infested with diseases, and I'll try to explain to her again in a week or so why it is this way, p.s. it does look kinda fucked up though, it's not even the whole head maybe like 3/8's or so around the pee hole, but yeah it's totally discolored and there's a small cut and scab dead on the opening of the hole, not to mention a couple of minor old blood spots blended in, nothing I'm sure every body at this site hasn't seen before! ( FUCK! )

 

[IXL]

She doesn't exactly speak perfect english

What nationality is this chick?

 

[bIgjOe]

lol Yeah please tell me she's latina. I would give you sympathy if you weren't getting laid right now and I wasn't:s . My ex commented on my dick being more tan then my body once when she was giving me head in the daytime. It was discolored from clamping. I didn't really remark on it, and then she said "well maybe all the other dicks I've seen were like that too, but yours was the first that was so big that I noticed." So I guess that situation kinda reversed itself for me. Later on after I had a REALLY intense clamping session the day before to the point I had some pretty dark spots toward the base, I just told her it was from it getting knocked and rubbed around inside my cup because she knew I train for MMA. So I figured thats going to be my excuse from now on. It works well enough for me.

 

[sweets]

She's Dominican

 

[penguinsfan]

Probably more of a language barrier than anything. Good luck with this.

 

[Bionic]

She's Dominican

I'm speaking from experience here...you are a LUCKY man!!!

 

[IXL]

Later on after I had a REALLY intense clamping session the day before to the point I had some pretty dark spots toward the base, I just told her it was from it getting knocked and rubbed around inside my cup because she knew I train for MMA. So I figured thats going to be my excuse from now on. It works well enough for me.

What kind of excuses do you give if you have spots on your dick. Recently I've gotten black spots on my dick and can't think of any reason to tell a girl what they would be and how they got there (from Penis Enlargement of course, but hell no I’m not going to tell her it’s from that). Luckily I'm not seeing anyone, but would like some ideas just in case some spur of the moment thing happens or in the most likely scenario I have a girlfriend because I still do get spots on occasion. They don’t happen that often but usually I try and avoid chicks until they go away. And if you have a girlfriend you don’t want her thinking you have some kind of crazy STD like sweets situation.

 

[bIgjOe]

She's Dominican

Suh-weet buddy, yeah!

 

[bIgjOe]

What kind of excuses do you give if you have spots on your dick. Recently I've gotten black spots on my dick and can't think of any reason to tell a girl what they would be and how they got there (from Penis Enlargement of course, but hell no I’m not going to tell her it’s from that). Luckily I'm not seeing anyone, but would like some ideas just in case some spur of the moment thing happens or in the most likely scenario I have a girlfriend because I still do get spots on occasion. They don’t happen that often but usually I try and avoid chicks until they go away. And if you have a girlfriend you don’t want her thinking you have some kind of crazy STD like sweets situation.

Well, with my excuse I suppose pretty much anything that requires wearing protective gear "down there" would be a good excuse. Otherwise, I would cleverly stick to the same concept if I were you. Simply speaking, places girls don't/can't go, and things girls don't/can't do. Also it should preferably be something you do regularly since it will have to be an unchanging excuse to avoid suspicion. Following that formula should = success. Like tell her specifically penis skin gets super raw when you shave it at all. Or your leg usually sits on top of it funny when your bench pressing (double whammy ). Or how about, sometimes when you wear dress pants it rubs you the wrong way. Maybe you sometimes have a tendency to roll onto your stomach in your sleep, and thats what happens when you sleep on your penis all night. The point is most girls aren't going to know Jack about your penis beyond what you tell them, so be creative, and just sound like you know what the hell your talking about like its not a different thing to you and she will have to be satisfied.

 

[sweets]

Your to funny bigjoe ! I haven't done any stretching scince Tue. evening and it's clearing up a bit. I've been jelqing and light clamping 35 mins. 2x's daily and the blood flow is also helping clear and also baths. I have this appiontment at a local clinic, and all I must do is get some papers to show her that I'm not disease infested, funny she let me have sex with her today with no condom on??( it was good to ) I think I just have to alter my vac-hanger alittle, either use more wrap, or put maybe some lotion on before underneath, or if not that fuck it, It doesn't bother me the scabing, blood, the trobbing achyness when I take pisses, the calises, the waking up before the roosters do to stretch and hang dumbells from my privates, I truley like it.
I did like the "grion cup" excuse and will have to remember that one for future
"what the fuck happened to your dick" encounters. Girls are gullable anyway and want to believe you regardless, it's just making up some silly story and keeping a straight face is what's hard.