The Power Assist: A Weapon

How do I start this: yesterday I was in my room. I should say that I've been going through some medication changes that usually have me in a strange mood when I have the side effects. I had been on a 2 hour walk and felt like I was in a extraordinarily good mood. My birthday is tomorrow and I could see all around me that people were busy with their lives no one cared about me and I didnt care about them. It was interesting that I thought if death might actually feel good I'd wished God would just take me now I have no reason to wait around then since we all die I was imagining if I were to die in some accident I would get to go to penis enlargement Heaven early.

Well, while I was in my room enjoying my rest after a long walk, and talking to several very cute females I may add, my younger brother wanted to use my marijuana pipe. I told him no that it was not empty. He then demanded I buy him a pipe because a few months ago I had dropped his down stem to his bong and it broke. I told him to fuck off because I had already bought him a $60 pipe for Christmas and he broke my pipe recently and I smoke him out every week so we were even. He told me he really wanted to get high and I told him to go get high and leave me alone which he then slammed my door and told me fuck you and slammed the door in the other room and was talking shit. I said EW! I said it loud to which we went back and forth him saying fuck you and I started going you're angry because you have a small wiener get that shit away from me!

All of a sudden he was at my door that I locked and he said "Give me my medicine" I was like wtf are you talking about. He started banging on my door so I grabbed the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power Assist[/words] and opened my door. I lifted the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]PA[/words] above my head and I started to say if you dont back the fuck off.. and then he jumped me!!

My brother is a really big fat guy who lifts weights. All the fist fights we get into he starts punching me in the head and I always try and get him off of me. He is younger than me but he is like that fucking sloth from the Goonies. A really big dumb oger with a drug problem. Well I had the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power Assist[/words] and it is a really strong tool. I was hitting him with it. I mean he was beating my ass I have big lumps all over my head now and my moms roommate had to save me but luckily I had the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power Assist[/words] because I used it to defend myself with it and it worked. It is made of thick durable wood and it's a good thing I had it when he had me pinned to the ground I slipped my hand through the hole and gave him a couple good licks with one hand to the face.

If penis enlargement had a super hero he would use the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power Assist[/words] as one of his weapons. If someone ever were to burglar my house the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]PA[/words] would come in handy. In the end my mom kicked my brother out for doing that. Shes pissed her roommate got involved and is trying to decide if I'm in trouble. I believe the illuminate is trying to get rid of me because I am going to be strong in the Penis Enlargement movement and I am going to be ready I have to get to 12" BPFSL by 2013 at the latest: this is war!
 
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HAHAHA That is great! What model [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]PA[/words] do you have? The [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]PA[/words] is short and very dense, good for head shots:)
 
1st gen.
[words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]PA[/words] would be the boomerang :P
 
HAHAHAHAH oh god I lol'd
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"...and in local news a young man is in police custody after assaulting his brother with an unusual weapon...police are still investigating, but have released the following photo of the weapon suspected to have been used...."
 
doublelongdaddy;403461 said:
I have one of every model.:) The new composite model is very evil and dense, it could do some damage.

Other uses for the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]PowerAssist[/words] other than Penis Enlargement

Damn you are the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power Assist[/words] Ninja ! Penis Enlarging Sensei

The little hook from the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?83577-Length-master-official-order-thread-now-shipping-06-16-2014!!!]LengthMaster[/words] is good for ammo aswell

I was thinking if I had to show the cop's what I used to defend myself, my luck would be they were probably from Th*nd3r's place and know I was from MOS and I would have been arrested ?:( because the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]PA[/words] is a signature DLD tool
 
Whenever I send LengthMasters from the post office people are always curious to what it is...they usually think it is some kind of sadomasochist toucher device:)
 
doublelongdaddy;403494 said:
Whenever I send LengthMasters from the post office people are always curious to what it is...they usually think it is some kind of sadomasochist toucher device:)

Well ... in a way it, is. But how would they know?
 
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You should put a dildo in it and give them a demonstration how it's used; that should put them at ease. And make sure you do it in a German accent as well.
 
WOW...what's real crazy is that you used the [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]Power assist[/words] that I sold you TURNOVER!!lol....I think I feel some kind of way about that lol....but I'm glad it helped you out in that situation with your brother and it helps you out with Penis Enlargement. If only ya brother knew what he got beat with lol....When I sold it I just wanted to help a Penis Enlargementer by offering a product at a discount, but it looks like I helped you out in more than one way. This is why I love this forum and community of members lol. Keep me us posted on what happens cuz now I wnat to see what happens next.
 
Turnover;403528 said:
You should put a dildo in it and give them a demonstration how it's used; that should put them at ease. And make sure you do it in a German accent as well.

The [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]PowerAssist[/words] does have a WW2 feel:)

Long Live Germany!
 
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