Hey, I am new here. Been lurking a while.
Anyhoo, I am thinking about buying a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]. My wife is more than happy with my current size and so am I. So, why do I want a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]? Remember that episode of Sienfeld when that woman walked in on George and laughed at his Lil'hammer? George was yelling "It was cold!" Well, thats me when flacid. I somewhat resemble a fruit bat.
When I am hard it is about 6" long and about 5 1/2" around (I think, been a while since I measured). It IS pretty big in girth, not lenght. When I am flacid, again, remember what I said about the fruit bat?
Due to the nature of my profession I often share large open showers with other guys. Its not a gay thing, its a military thing. After doing PT we all have to shower, right? Its kinda hard to soap myself up down there so as to cover it enough for people to not notice my Vienna Sausage. So, I was thinking that a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] might be the answer.
Can anyone here tell me if this is the way to go?
Thanks in advance.
Anyhoo, I am thinking about buying a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]. My wife is more than happy with my current size and so am I. So, why do I want a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words]? Remember that episode of Sienfeld when that woman walked in on George and laughed at his Lil'hammer? George was yelling "It was cold!" Well, thats me when flacid. I somewhat resemble a fruit bat.
When I am hard it is about 6" long and about 5 1/2" around (I think, been a while since I measured). It IS pretty big in girth, not lenght. When I am flacid, again, remember what I said about the fruit bat?
Due to the nature of my profession I often share large open showers with other guys. Its not a gay thing, its a military thing. After doing PT we all have to shower, right? Its kinda hard to soap myself up down there so as to cover it enough for people to not notice my Vienna Sausage. So, I was thinking that a [words=https://officialhydromaxpump.com/?uid=6&oid=2&affid=98 ]Bathmate[/words] might be the answer.
Can anyone here tell me if this is the way to go?
Thanks in advance.