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Looking good bud, glad your got the bathmate and winevac, it'll do great for your routine. Also congrats on the gains gotta be happy with that.

Who did you get bathmate off?

A place off amazon, I think it was the ‘pleasure emporium’ or something...fortunately they shipped it under the name idweb ltd...?

It was 89.00 quid with free postage so definitely worth it!
 
A place off amazon, I think it was the ‘pleasure emporium’ or something...fortunately they shipped it under the name idweb ltd...?

It was 89.00 quid with free postage so definitely worth it!

PS chuffed with the gains. I’m actually starting to ‘feel’ bigger. Hopefully I can get my head around it actually being bigger despite how it looks to me.
 
Let us know how you get on with the BM, going straight for winevac mod or building up to it?

Building up to it...just out of the bath...I can tell you that it’s a singular experience...! I’m following the bathmate instructions/SRT suggestions that you do three lots of 5 min pumps...of course, I’ve thrown in the slow squash jelq’s as well but second and third set was really difficult to maintain an erectiom out of the cylinder...I could achieve wood but keeping it was something else. It was like trying to blow up a modelling balloon with a slow puncture...?

I’ve never had any issues with EQ so it was interesting to see!

I took some pics so will post them in a minute!
 
Just finished my first ever session with a pump. My weapon of choice was the Bathmate Hydromax9 and it was very interesting!

The suction was like nothing I’d felt before, being a vacuum virgin although I did go into the cylinder with 95% wood...

BM suffers flaccid but I decided to flaunt that rule whilst adhering to their 5x3 min recommendation.

I followed SRT with SSJ in between sets and after the third.

I did bundled stretches around the compass before going in as well.

I used the BM in the bath and aside from the bundles a five minute soak served as the warm up.

As o mentioned before, the auction was very good and I was able to carry out erect stretches whilst kegeling. The stretch was far more intense than manual erect stretches. I opted for straight out, up and centre and did as many as I could in the five minute set.

Felt like a good workout!

A little bit of FR but not too much (I don’t think, but I’m not too versed in vacuum pumping...!). I had a wee donut but nothing to write home about. CC’s felt full and had extra expansion. There was a tiny bit of hive before reaching then when pressing the sides of my fella but not much at all...!

Going in...
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First pump

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Out of the cylinder after the third set and SSJ’s, rolls and massage...

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Gator bite...

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I’m glad you’re getting comfortable with the routine. Thank you for the amazing pictures especially the one with the metal ruler, no one is cheating with a metal ruler! LOL
 
Bundles and manual stretching completed before bundles and BM session. Started with 5x5x3 with SSJ and did a few higher pressure lower duration sets of pumping. Feels like skin is stretching (very uncomfortable, even when at lower pressure), BSA suggests conditioner so will give that a go later.

Played around with EQ before pumping and as a lot of people have said, lower EQ’s leads to increased FR...will stick with erect into the pump.
 
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Ps glans fills BM with first few half dozen pumps and unable to pump out more water despite lots of h2o left in cylinder. Will the vacu vin overcome this? Any thoughts on this would be appreciated! Cheers
 
Ps glans fills BM with first few half dozen pumps and unable to pump out more water despite lots of h2o left in cylinder. Will the vacu vin overcome this? Any thoughts on this would be appreciated! Cheers

Yes the wine vacuum will solve this issue.
 
Yes the wine vacuum will solve this issue.

Thanks DLD, I didn’t want to risk damaging the BM with the mod if it just wasn’t suitable for me for some reason (and I could therefore just sell it on.) and the winevac wouldn’t really make a difference! I’ll give it a go today. Just reading through the threads to determine the most effective way of applying the vacu vin.
 
Yes the wine vacuum will solve this issue.

Ps tried the vacu vin without altering the BM in any way (I just stretched the stopper across the BM valve). Night and day...I can pump as much as required (and I’m relatively small, safe increments) and no longer bruise my pubic bone...! ?

Don’t get me wrong, the BM is a great piece of kit but the HydroMax is no doubt just for hobbyists and not for hardcore pumpers (sans vacuvin at least!). Add the Vacuvin into the mix and it’s a completely different animal!




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