Spammer Gets a Shiny New Shlong; or, ‘Excuse Me, Did you Leave a Penis in the Restroom...?

A-Spot Spammer said:
...one of my girls needed the toilet...! She’s three so there was no chance of her waiting! I’m on parent duty now so I’ll finish later!

I have two girls under four and another due in June...going to need a bigger house (read more bathrooms!) and more hours in the day! ?
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i have 2 young kids of my own in a house with one bathroom. I can relate to your struggles!

I like to do my Kegel workout during my stretch routine as you are doing; It kills 2 birds with one stone and makes the stretches deeper and adds weight to the Kegel. Have you tried any fulcrum stretches or DLD blasters? These are great stretches to do while kegel training.
 
A-Spot Spammer said:
Bundled stretches around the compass (S, SW and SE BTC) and straight out at almost 720 degrees - held for thirty seconds at intense (to point of pain and back down one ‘notch’) for 30 secs each.

Manual stretches (beginners at all points of compass in narrow and wide angles and straight out and BTC for 30 secs each. Each pulled as far as hands/grip will allo
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I'm just a newb myself but I don't think you need to be stretching to the point of pain. I have read in several threads (I think @longstretch routine thread and the SRT thread, somewhere else too) that stretching with too much intensity can slow down growth and also increase toughening of the penis which will slow down your progress over the long haul. It's all very bro-sciency but the theory is that when we stretch correctly we cause the mature connective tissue cells to proliferate and split into daughter cells. With too much intensity it triggers a defensive response and the mature cells proliferate and also the immature daughter cells will start proliferating. What you are left with is a bunch of smaller developing cells competing for the same amount of nutrients. More cells in a smaller area equals more bonds between them(thus the toughening up of the tissue). The penis is no longer thinking about stretching longer but rather toughening up so it doesn't get damaged(Do penises think?)

You want to stretch with sufficient intensity but also be able to relax into the stretches.

Excuse my rambling bro science. The main point of my post is not that you listen to me because I'm a newb myself, but that you should check out those threads. Those threads are great resources and get into the science of what we are doing with PE
 
Level_Up said:
I'm just a newb myself but I don't think you need to be stretching to the point of pain. I have read in several threads (I think @longstretch routine thread and the SRT thread, somewhere else too) that stretching with too much intensity can slow down growth and also increase toughening of the penis which will slow down your progress over the long haul. It's all very bro-sciency but the theory is that when we stretch correctly we cause the mature connective tissue cells to proliferate and split into daughter cells. With too much intensity it triggers a defensive response and the mature cells proliferate and also the immature daughter cells will start proliferating. What you are left with is a bunch of smaller developing cells competing for the same amount of nutrients. More cells in a smaller area equals more bonds between them(thus the toughening up of the tissue). The penis is no longer thinking about stretching longer but rather toughening up so it doesn't get damaged(Do penises think?)

You want to stretch with sufficient intensity but also be able to relax into the stretches.

Excuse my rambling bro science. The main point of my post is not that you listen to me because I'm a newb myself, but that you should check out those threads. Those threads are great resources and get into the science of what we are doing with PE
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Howdy and thank you. I’m more than happy to listen to anyone providing they’re rational and polite and you were both of these things! ?

I’m stretching to the point of pain with bundles . The pain isn’t severe but it is the only indicator of a ‘good’ stretch in such circumstances. Of course, I see pain as a negative indicator, hence taking it back a bit straight away before holding. Just as I don’t want to overdo it, I see under-doing it to be just as counter productive. If the tension was too low, I’d see it as a complete waste of time as opposed to an inefficient use of time. I suppose it all comes with experience given that manual stretching is largely subjective, e.g. differing strength of grip, recruited muscle strength, pain threshold, pain interpretation, tissue density etc.

I’ll certainly take your words with me on my journey as they seem to have some basis in logic, it will also give me a new avenue of research!
 
Level_Up said:
i have 2 young kids of my own in a house with one bathroom. I can relate to your struggles!

I like to do my Kegel workout during my stretch routine as you are doing; It kills 2 birds with one stone and makes the stretches deeper and adds weight to the Kegel. Have you tried any fulcrum stretches or DLD blasters? These are great stretches to do while kegel training.
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I have done some blasters (best described as seated A stretches with kegels timed/coordinated against intense stretches?). They’re really good and I’m going to employ them again once I feel basic stretching isn’t effective anymore.

I also did v stretches (lateral and longitudal) but wasn’t sure if the effects. I could feel a stretch in the cc’s and they would generally feel more relaxed afterwards so I might employ them straight after the warmup massages as it might lead to a temp stretch/relaxation of the tunica.

I’m using a version of the DLD sock stretches as an upgrade on manual base fulcrum stretches at present.

I will also try them mid shaft at some point in the future but I want to try and determine what works for me in terms of gains with more focused workouts rather than throwing everything into the mix at once and obfuscating the successful exercises with unsuccessful ones. Whilst it might deprive me of faster gains in the short term, it should lead me to more efficient work outs and therefore saved time I’m the long run.
 
Fiddlesticks...my BM won’t be arriving until tomorrow...will take pics then...

Anyhoo,

Completed bundled stretches and manual stretch session...
 
Ok, so I took some pics...

...I was amazed at how difficult it was to just get an accurate photo of what I see in the ruler with no pressure and the appropriate (read: factual) angle providing the exact length measurent (and don’t even get me started on girth...!).

I don’t like to make excuses but here’s a few anyway...?

...I was in the bathroom for around ten minutes and was interrupted twice...Evertime the camera made an appearance any ardour (harder...??) my little fella had began to wane instantly...! I used a steel ruler and after the first few tries it began to smart a little (read: a lot...)...

It wasn’t just the camera, but the pressure of knowing I was likely to be interrupted again and again, and let’s be fair...measuring ones member takes some getting used to...especially when thinking about posting the fairly visceral results in relative public...

Anyway...I’ve grown...

My size at last time of measuring some two or three weeks ago was 7.5” length...it now sits at just north of 7.75”...More northerly still if the ruler and penis are pushed together to eliminate my slight curve...

...Alas, I was unable to capture it in its full glory but I have a pic at 7.5” and one at some point north of that but I didn’t catch the whole ruler (it’s difficult, remember, and especially so when panic ensues...?)

...the pic north of 7.5” would be difficult to stage with a metal ruler (I would need to put it inside me at the base, or use a fake...but why would I go to the trouble...) if you think about it but I’ll accept if some suggest it won’t ‘do’...

As to the girth, I tried to ‘snap’ it but no dice...

I took a pic from the side to show depth and also took one with the ruler to show an idea of its width...

...I say an ‘idea’ of the width, as an accurate measurement - especially where film is involved - would need to me to place the ruler inside the penis. I decided to place it on top instead of below as I’d rather underestimate than overestimate (plus I’m a humble sort...?)...

I had to hover above the penis as opposed to placing it on it so it looks smaller still...the alternative was to press onto the penis which indents and buckles our making it look bigger than it is...(it really wasn’t as easy as I thought it was...?

Anyway...I would have saved it until tomorrow but I received a bathmate shaped package today and I intend to test drive it tonight...soooo...these will be my last (and only...?) pre-pump measured pics so I wanted them for prosperity...?

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Oops...looks like I posted some pics twice...not because I uploaded them twice but because I think I hit ‘full photo’ twice and I didn’t know this would insert them twice...doh?‍♂️
 
Looking good bud, glad your got the bathmate and winevac, it'll do great for your routine. Also congrats on the gains gotta be happy with that.

Who did you get bathmate off?
 
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