Sign this Petition so DLD will take a damn Bath!!

[stillwantmore]

DLD has brought it to my attention..for the second week in a row now that it has been something like a MONTH since his last bath. I told him I would start this Petition so that he would see that he has our support for this motion.

Please take a bath man!

Stillwantmore

 

[DLD]

lol

I got no time...I gots to take care of you guys.:blahblah:

 

[ICM]

DLD you can stretch in the tub and the heat will help I'm sure, and maybe that third leg of yours deserves a bit of r&r in the tub anyway with the beating you give it!

 

[mowinman]

His problem is every time he lets the water out his dick gets stuck in the drain........LOL

 

[DLD]

Well no time for a bath tonight. Maybe in the AM:s

 

[stillwantmore]

Man, if this stuff keeps up much longer, we'll have to start calling DLD "spike" or "Fido".

 

[Lightning]

Oooh Stinky!!!!:tomato:

 

[mazdab8r]

are you serious dude? you're not English are you?... why don't u just get Jen to give u a sponge bath while you're working??

 

[johnny77]

i knew i was smelling something awful < ... my man dld please bathe..thnx..from your [words=http://www.mattersofsize.com/join-now.html]MOS[/words] crew.....rofl rofl rofl

 

[SlamInTheLamb]

Originally posted by mazdab8r
are you serious dude? you're not English are you?...

What are you getting at? Us English bathe a least every fortnight

 

[stillwantmore]

DLD doesn't take a bath so he can cover up his lies he claims to have 10.5 inches of penis...it's so untrue.

Check out his bogus photoshopped images.

 

[jojo]

What about a 5min shower while you're taking a leak, you could even throw in a jelq session.


later...

 

[oopapercutoo]

Bah, bathing is for the weak minded! Just purchase a file and scrape the dirt and grime off of your skin.... :blahblah:

 

[ItsElectric]

Ewwwww, grime on the scrotum!! Take a bath!

-ItsElectric

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by oopapercutoo
Bah, bathing is for the weak minded! Just purchase a file and scrape the dirt and grime off of your skin.... :blahblah:

A man after my own heart

 

[Godsize]

Sometimes I don't want to wash the smell of pussy off of my cock or my face.

 

[ItsElectric]

Originally posted by Godsize
Sometimes I don't want to wash the smell of pussy off of my cock or my face.

Haha, i used to walk around sniffing my fingers after they've been up some fine pussy.

-ItsElectric

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by ItsElectric
Haha, i used to walk around sniffing my fingers after they've been up some fine pussy. LOL

-ItsElectric

Guilty, except it's usually a guy's ass.

 

[mazdab8r]

Originally posted by ItsElectric
Haha, i used to walk around sniffing my fingers after they've been up some fine pussy.

-ItsElectric

I think we can all relate to that

 

[SnakePlissken]

What about the avalanche of ball cheese? Doesn't that smell?

 

[WaxN]

DLD,
I think still wants you nice & clean...and all to himself.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by WaxN
DLD,
I think still wants you nice & clean...and all to himself.

Well I am really considering a bath today. If I get all these posts answered I am going to get a shave and take a long hot bath.

DLD

 

[mazdab8r]

About time your starting to stink up the forums!

 

[DLD]

I have just finished taking a bath and putting on fresh warm-up gear. I not only smell clean...I look clean. Miracles never cease in the life of DLD

 

[mowinman]

Now you just need to trash those clothes you wore for the past 2-3 weeks. You'll never get the smell out of them. The socks must have looked like your feet were still in them sitting on the floor, or did they run away.

 

[DLD]

Originally posted by mowinman
The socks must have looked like your feet were still in them sitting on the floor, or did they run away.

I don't wear socks...barefoot with flip flops

 

[mowinman]

Originally posted by doublelongdaddy
I don't wear socks...barefoot with flip flops

DId ya take them to the bath too. Imagine the crusties....LOL