DAM!!! Thats nuts! I can hear DLD typing and leaving his stuff to Science!! He'll top that bitch easy by then!
 
No wonder he could get all the bitches, while still being dirty as hell and ugly...

Oh yea, and he said they would go to heaven if they fucked him...

CYiNiSiS
 
That woman is looking at it like it is produce:D
 
I promise you that is a scam, despite the 'authentic' appearance of the penis. Such things are common in that region of the world, especially in an 'erotic museum,' of which the practitioner claims the exhibit will cure impotence. If parts of Rasputin's body had somehow been preserved or saved, which they most likely where not given the circumstances of his demise, they would have been known as well.
 
I've read about this years ago. Notice it was purchased from a collector in France, which fits in with the original story. One of the monk's many illegitimate daughters was questioned about this artifact back in the 1920's, as an expatriate in Paris.

When she was shown the penis, she nodded and said, "Yes, that's his."

Creepy or what? I believe it's the real deal. That's some flaccid hammer, eh? Shrunk down to 11 inches...what was he while alive & erect? Maybe he was bigger than the 13" plus unit measured by Dr. Richardson.
 
That fucking huge, Hes bigger than DLD!! All hail :praise: :praise: rasputin


By him being bigger proves DLD is Full of shit and a phoney!...Sound familiar?

Forget DLD :moon:
 
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Supra said:
That fucking huge, Hes bigger than DLD!! All hail :praise: :praise: rasputin


By him bring bigger proves DLD is Full of shit and a phoney!...Sound familiar?

Forget DLD :moon:

*Sniff Sniff* Hydromaxmm smells like sumones talkin bullshit... I can smell it... NO WAIT! I smelt that exact same smell once before... YES! I KNOW.. I smelt it while I was at THUNDERS!

Its the smell of peoples envy building up in their tummies, it mixes inside there with shit and when they talk it is exhaled like posionous fumes. The smell also comes from putting your foot in your mouth every time you turn around.

No wonder it smells over there lol
 
kausion_420 said:
*Sniff Sniff* Hydromaxmm smells like sumones talkin bullshit... I can smell it... NO WAIT! I smelt that exact same smell once before... YES! I KNOW.. I smelt it while I was at THUNDERS!

Its the smell of peoples envy building up in their tummies, it mixes inside there with shit and when they talk it is exhaled like posionous fumes. The smell also comes from putting your foot in your mouth every time you turn around.

No wonder it smells over there lol

And the Price is Wrong Bitch!:D
 
What the hell are you talking about? What does the severed cock of some monk who's been dead for 87 years have to do with DLD? Or other discussion site.

Holy shit do you guys have a serious inferiority complex - yet you all claim that the bullshit starts at other discussion site. DLD would be the first to tell you that he doesn't have the biggest cock of all time, although he's shooting for the 13-inch plus.

I think you 2 have 20-inch cocks up your asses.

Have fun....I should've known what to expect from you Supra - you have been, are, and always will be fucked up.

Sincerely,
WaxN
 
WaxN said:
What the hell are you talking about? What does the severed cock of some monk who's been dead for 87 years have to do with DLD? Or other discussion site.

Holy shit do you guys have a serious inferiority complex - yet you all claim that the bullshit starts at other discussion site. DLD would be the first to tell you that he doesn't have the biggest cock of all time, although he's shooting for the 13-inch plus.

I think you 2 have 20-inch cocks up your asses.

Have fun....I should've known what to expect from you Supra - you have been, are, and always will be fucked up.

Sincerely,
WaxN

We over on this side of the fence like to have fun from time to time. What Supra said about DLD the average person would know that he was being sarcastic. If you took that comment seriously... I dont know.

I replied to his sarcastic comment with more sarcastic babble.

Supra is not "fucked up" he's one of the many "funny bastards" on this forum that make my reading all worthwhile.

Kausion_420
 
*Pulls out the 20 inch cock from his ass and puts it in a glass gar*

WHAT YOU GOTTA SAY BOUT THAT HUH MISTER BIG BAD RASPUTIN... IM BIGGER SO I WIN! :P
 
I always heard that the rumors about his size were not true and that he was smelly old monk with no particular endowment but could hypnotize women with his eyes,etc.

BTW, cant all you dudes tell that about half that dick is the root? If my dick got pulled out with the inner penis im sure it would look huge as well. Also you dont know if it is erect or not, it could have been erect at death and stayed that way. Not to mention it might be a fake.
 
Well rasputin would have loved the modern night club scene...one of the few places where you can be covered in sweat, smell like ass and Bacardi and still leave with two bitches on your arm.
 
I'm still saying it's fake . . . I took a look at the enlarged JPenis EnlargementG, and that looks nowhere close to other preserved body parts I've seen. There's a lot of legend about the size of history's 'bad boys,' john dillenger for one. That's interesting about his daughter, but I'm not sure how an illegitimate child would know the size of her dad's unit so many years later. That may be a human penis, as somebody pointed out with the root exposed, but it's doubtful to me that it's either Rasputin's or even that old. There are penises that size out there for sure, I just highly doubt one of them belonged to the enigmatic Rasputin. Something tells me the Imperial soldiers that were ordered to kill him probably didn't think to strip him down, cut out his junk with surgical precision, and carefully preserve it for posterity. There are also rumors he didn't die and walked across the step, became th arch bishop of the orthodox church, had psychic abilities, all kinds of bizarrness. Myth follows a character like that, and this website is prrof enough that penis size and mythology are closely linked in the public consciousness. But then again, who knows . . .
 
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WaxN said:
What the hell are you talking about? What does the severed cock of some monk who's been dead for 87 years have to do with DLD? Or other discussion site.

Holy shit do you guys have a serious inferiority complex - yet you all claim that the bullshit starts at other discussion site. DLD would be the first to tell you that he doesn't have the biggest cock of all time, although he's shooting for the 13-inch plus.

I think you 2 have 20-inch cocks up your asses.

Have fun....I should've known what to expect from you Supra - you have been, are, and always will be fucked up.

Sincerely,
WaxN

Cheers! Me love you long Time. Do you want a :blowjob: now or later?:D

BTW I like being fucked up, it keeps me on my toes and my dick in girls ass's :moon:
 
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oopapercutoo said:
Ouch...I'm not going to get involved with this crap...

Word. There's gonna be a mow-down throw-down, you fools better slow-down and put the show-down on the low-down 'fore the the shizzle done flow-down and we all get in a blow-down hoe-down...and shit. Peace out. Word. (Insert mental picture of me throwin' down signs).

P.S. Pickled dong don't mean squat to me, looks nasty..and yes it looks like half his pelvic area is in that jar.

P.S.S. Somebody read my story in the Stories forum and leave me some feedback...I spent three hours writing that sucker.
 
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Texan said:
Word. There's gonna be a mow-down throw-down, you fools better slow-down and put the show-down on the low-down 'fore the the shizzle done flow-down and we all get in a blow-down hoe-down...and shit. Peace out. Word. (Insert mental picture of me throwin' down signs).

P.S. Pickled dong don't mean squat to me, looks nasty..and yes it looks like half his pelvic area is in that jar.

P.S.S. Somebody read my story in the Stories forum and leave me some feedback...I spent three hours writing that sucker.


PS. Texans Rule!
 
I am a bit confused on something here. Raspputin, is this the same fellow known as Pall who said he was going to donate his penis to the Phalic Museum? I saw a HBO special last night that featured an older gentleman names Pall Arason, is this one of the same or a different fellow?
 
Please keep this thread in Deep Thoughts.

Thank You–

DLD
 
doublelongdaddy said:
I am a bit confused on something here. Raspputin, is this the same fellow known as Pall who said he was going to donate his penis to the Phalic Museum? I saw a HBO special last night that featured an older gentleman names Pall Arason, is this one of the same or a different fellow?

Any info?
 
Rasputin was a monk that lived in the era of Russian Czar Niklas II. He claimed that he had a direct connection to god, and that by sleeping with him, women would become closer to god. He had a love affair with the Czar's wife, which led the Czar to want his death. They ended up poisoning him, shooting him, and then finally drowning him, in which case he escaped and died 2 feet from the surface before he was dead. He is a truely enigmatic figure of histroy.

CYiNiSiS
 
Thanks! Does anyone have any information on why this other guy, Pall Arason, wants to donate his penis? Is it unique in some way? I read alot about him since I posted but I still cannot find specific information on his penis.
 
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