Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

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Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.

"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

 

[stillwantmore]

Jeez. Well whatever works. I've heard of these men who willingly undergo a process called "nullification". Total removal of the outer sex organs.

 

[Lightning]

Where the Hell do you Find these things? You are the True Almighty CockMaster DLD.

 

[Frenchy]

Maybe it's time for them to sell some inches Today's special offer buy an inch of penis for 1000 USD (surgery included in the price), 2 inches for ONLY 1500 USD (better than penis pills)

 

[dyslexic_smile]

Yeah, it seems as if that guy literally "cut himself off." I think that if I were in that situation, I'd try to find some other means of resolving the problem that wouldn't involve me cutting my junk off. The easiest thing to do would be to take up a hobby, like cross-stitching. But oh wait, I guess he needed that when he went to the hospital (assuming they did sew it back on). So yeah, maybe he'd have to look into another hobby; preferably one that wouldn't involve any real sexual thought to occur.

Well, in all seriousness, I hope they got it reattached and that it still functions. Then again, anyone stupid enough to chop his cock off probably deserves not to have a functioning unit anymore. And since he personally requested to not have it reattached, I guess maybe the doctors had to comply with what he said.

Now that leaves me wondering, if they don't reattach his cock, what happens to it. Does the hospital throw it in the trash, or will the guy keep it in a jar on his mantle to remind himself of what happened.

Hmmm, all of the things to ponder.